All Hank, all the time.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Behold, we have irony! It may not be pretty, but it is pure.

I am reminded of words I recently heard, set to a lovely tune:

"The wheels of the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round."

Think.

About.

It.

how many catagories of fag are you? you're like a friggin Baskin Robbins of gay.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how many catagories of fag are you? you're like a friggin Baskin Robbins of gay.

you say that like it is a bad thing...

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sgtclub
Is it merely coincidence that traffic on this board is up since PLF started posting here? I think not! Bravo

The Fashion Board is dead. Weak lamentations about the U.S. World Cup performance and Bob Saget. This is where the action is. And by action, I mean sex.

My CD player spoke to me yesterday evening, and I grew a bit sad when I realized that the words it spoke reminded me of Fashion Board:

"What about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her.
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker."

Think.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The Fashion Board is dead. Weak lamentations about the U.S. World Cup performance and Bob Saget. This is where the action is. And by action, I mean sex.

My CD player spoke to me yesterday evening, and I grew a bit sad when I realized that the words it spoke reminded me of Fashion Board:

"What about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her.
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker."

Think.

was that The Carpenters or The Captain and Tennille?

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
was that The Carpenters or The Captain and Tennille?

My CD spoke to me last night too, only it said, "Muskrat Suzie/Muskrat Sam..."

[SlaveNoMore]

Pretty Little Flower
"What about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her.
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker."

Think.

And just lookee what happened to him.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The Fashion Board is dead. Weak lamentations about the U.S. World Cup performance and Bob Saget.

Fortunately the kind of assclowns who show up there to post about soccer wouldn't ever come around here.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Fortunately the kind of assclowns who show up there to post about soccer wouldn't ever come around here.

Excuse me for my ignorance,, but what is it about their posts concerning the World Cup that you don't like? Or is it you just have a problem with people that post about the World Cup? Or is this complete sarcasm?

Personally, I view soccer like golf. I like playing both games but I find watching either very boring.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Spanky
Excuse me for my ignorance,, but what is it about their posts concerning the World Cup that you don't like? Or is it you just have a problem with people that post about the World Cup? Or is this complete sarcasm?

Personally, I view soccer like golf. I like playing both games but I find watching either very boring.

I don't like the posts about how the USA lost to the Czechs. I would much prefer posts about a US victory.

[SlaveNoMore]

Tyrone Slothrop
I don't like the posts about how the USA lost to the Czechs. I would much prefer posts about a US victory.

What about posts about how the USA lost to Italy?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What about posts about how the USA lost to Italy?

The Romans killed Jesus, you know. They were from Italy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The Romans killed Jesus, you know. They were from Italy.

You need to get up to speed with your handlers. now that Iran has gone on record as wanting to wipe Israel off the map, I believe liberal dogma would say killing that one Jew was justified.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You need to get up to speed with your handlers. now that Iran has gone on record as wanting to wipe Israel off the map, I believe liberal dogma would say killing that one Jew was justified.

The beauty of Liberalism is that there is freedom to eschew dogma. It's the conservatives who brook no dissent.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What about posts about how the USA lost to Italy?

Traitor. I come to this board to get some respite from the constant Blame America First drumbeat of those who post on the FB (it is a Den Of Snakes) and you've already got us losing to a bunch of long-haired fancy boys who ride Vespas when they're not practicing how to roll around on the ground screaming like little girls to draw fouls and cheat their way to victory?

Maybe you should just go back to your country if you hate it here so much, Herr Beckenbauer.

[Anntila the Hun]

Originally posted by ironweed
Traitor. I come to this board to get some respite from the constant Blame America First drumbeat of those who post on the FB (it is a Den Of Snakes) and you've already got us losing to a bunch of long-haired fancy boys who ride Vespas when they're not practicing how to roll around on the ground screaming like little girls to draw fouls and cheat their way to victory?

Maybe you should just go back to your country if you hate it here so much, Herr Beckenbauer.

Lest we forget, they're part of the Coalition of the Yellow and Traitorous who are tuning tail and leaving our brave, brave boys in Iraq to face the unwashed hordes of infidels without any backup. I don't get this soccer because I'm a real American, but I hope our team - is it called a team? - hauls out some kickass American weaponry and blows the hell out of those scum-sucking cowardly traitorous unwashed garlic-drenched ingrates right off the bat.

In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, of course.

Oh, does everybody know I have a new book out?