Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

Originally posted by Not Bob
Welcome back, paigow. As gwnc noted, you were missed.

Despite the fact that I am crazy about you (in a Frank for Mia circa 1968 kinda way -- you know, world-weary man about town falling for young ingénue), I must tell you that you are wrong, wrong, wrong about h_k and BoP.

Despite her use of a sanrio moniker, h_k was not immature. As PLF will confirm, she knew irony. And BoP was discussing her new *brazilian* wax at a time well before it was a mainstream Thing To Do (ah, 1999!).

Alas, BoP. Sigh.

Wow. NB. I was Not Aware. Blush. Whenever I read your posts, I have the totally narcissitic tendency to picture myself in a black beehive with heavy kohl eyeliner and really jaunty psychedile scarves in my hair and around my neck. I am on a seventies game show filling in blanks with a blue card.

But nevertheless, those girls were all the same to me. There were more of them also, I just do not recall who they were. But then., I am not a guy with crushes so I didnt make the effort to discern. I let the posters come to me with their talents and these Initial People did not. Kind of like how Thurgreed probably thinks NotCaseSensitive and Not FromHere are the same poster and PJ and RP are the same.

[fufu]

Originally posted by TexLex
a) Wouldn't that be asskets?
b) I'm thinking naked on a bicycle would be worse.

-TL

or slipping on a tightrope.

In a similar vein did anyone see the real life ER program several weeks ago when a tree cutter slipped, landed on a branch, which penetrated his rectum and finally stopped just south of his diaphragm? He was taken to OR, where the part of the branch that was sticking out of his butt was gingerly removed; his abdomen was opened and, to everyone's surprise, the branch hadn't perforated any other organs or severed any blood vessels. The surgeons irrigated the abdominal cavity because of the numerous splinters and sewed him up. The tree cutter was discharged several days later once it was determined that he hadn't got a temperature. Thrilling TV but gross in an icky squicky way

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kind of like how Thurgreed probably thinks NotCaseSensitive and Not FromHere are the same poster and PJ and RP are the same.

Paigow, I'm pretty sure Thurgreed knows the difference between PJ and me, but do go on, I enjoy the way you try to reduce me and so many others.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wrongo. While I am worshipped by Thurgreed, you guys havent earned his respect yet.

Woo hoo. This is going to be one of those posts. You haven't had one in awhile. I look forward to it.

Originally posted by paigowprincess I imagine his respect may be earned by either making him

-ROTFLHAO

Impossible.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
-TUAOH

Wrong. Happens too often.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
-you effecitvely put the smack down on him

Wrong. Happens too often.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
public displays of sluttiness in his presence or maybe one degree of separation from him (ie you bang Less and Less relays impressive details)

Convenient how you used Less instead of Slave to keep yourself out of this category. And I would imagine (because Less shares no details with me) that Less would be impressed with whatever he got.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
-or proof of an interracial relationship.

That was fucking funny.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now, I have done the first three and the last one. Plus I periodically profess my love for James Blake, who is Halle Berry black. I suspect you guys havent done any of these yet though I cannot be certain. Therefore, he was mocking you guys in a way you wouldnt quite get- he was basically saying you were doing my I heart Larry thing. Meaning, 1) paigow has already been there and beat it to death and 2) you havent been around long enough to know this and/0r 3) you have no sense of what is dead horse or at least staked out territory that cannot be done in a more enterataining manner than it has already been done, and thus, will bore him. Also, he was mocking your longuylandish "like totally, he is the best" language, which is basically the equivalent of a LOL bc it really adds nothing to the board (for TM of course).

You're reading too much into it. I included your name because you love Larry and it fit with the theme of my post. RP gave the pointless response so I aimed it at her. Fufu is the type to hold such a stupid call because she posts (or posted because I no longer know) nothing but "lol." PJ gets thrown in...well, because she's all around annoying.

TM

[evenodds]

Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say
By Amran Abocar

TORONTO (Reuters) - Stonehenge is a massive fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who believe they have finally cracked the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.

In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.

. . . .

Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.

"Could the outer avenue of Stonehenge...represent the way by which new life entered?" the article wondered, adding that when comparing "the layout of the henge with the anatomy of the human vulva. There is a distinct similarity."

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._stonehenge_dc

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're reading too much into it. I included your name because you love Larry and it fit with the theme of my post. RP gave the pointless response so I aimed it at her. Fufu is the type to hold such a stupid call because she posts (or posted because I no longer know) nothing but "lol." PJ gets thrown in...well, because she's all around annoying.

TM

From my post-hoc vantage, this is beautiful ... had I not given the pointless (to you) response, none of this would have happened.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

See:

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
E/O, I am stunned by what your post implies. It suggests that a poster should not publicize his (or her) peeves, because there's a risk that other posters might take note and then deliberately do annoying things.

The implications are too staggering to contemplate.

You are just so subtle.

The problem is, it's really just 50/50 with you. Sometimes you're doing it on purpose. Sometimes you're just being you and tell us all after-the-fact that what you just posted was written to generate a certain a reaction. If you were really being as clever as you imply you are, you wouldn't have to remind us every five minutes now would you?

TM

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Until I got to the last phrase, I was going to ask if we could watch... NTTAWWT

I can delete all your PMs buddy, don't forget that. I can also delete YOU.



(Now there's some power abuse)

Originally posted by evenodds
Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say
By Amran Abocar

TORONTO (Reuters) - Stonehenge is a massive fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who believe they have finally cracked the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.

In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.

. . . .

Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.

"Could the outer avenue of Stonehenge...represent the way by which new life entered?" the article wondered, adding that when comparing "the layout of the henge with the anatomy of the human vulva. There is a distinct similarity."

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._stonehenge_dc

Wow, the Canadians are really on a roll today. Some folks at the Universtiyh of Saskathechewhatever have found that women may ovulate more than once a month. And now stonehenge is female genitalia. Gives new meaning to "No, I dont want to do bloody stonehenge" doesnt it?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I can't believe you found pictures of the balcony guys in denim jackets.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say
By Amran Abocar

TORONTO (Reuters) - Stonehenge is a massive fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who believe they have finally cracked the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.

In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.

. . . .

Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.

"Could the outer avenue of Stonehenge...represent the way by which new life entered?" the article wondered, adding that when comparing "the layout of the henge with the anatomy of the human vulva. There is a distinct similarity."

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._stonehenge_dc

I like that the accompanying picture is NOT from the top. Maybe they thought they'd get blocked from public library sites if they showed the view from the top.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds
Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say

Tomorrow's headline:

Researchers discover that the doughnut was originally invented to worship femal genitalia.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're reading too much into it. I included your name because you love Larry and it fit with the theme of my post. RP gave the pointless response so I aimed it at her. Fufu is the type to hold such a stupid call because she posts (or posted because I no longer know) nothing but "lol." PJ gets thrown in...well, because she's all around annoying.

TM

You're right. For example, your many posts regarding your own genitals should humble us all.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have a dilemma. Boss of a very good friend has a kid who wants to go to law school. Has recently graduated from a small college and I think had really good grades.

Kid wants to go to Stanford. They gave kid my phone number and told em to call me for advice. After I stop laughing, what to I tell em?

I get this a lot. If I know the young person I spend some time thinking about whether that person has a personality that fits being a lawyer. Of course there are many personality types but I find there are certain traits that need to be there, especially in a litigator.

When I speak with the person, if I feel her or she has those traits I discuss that with em. I also discuss the pros and cons of the practice. The fact it isn't like it seems on law and order or la law, that much of it is drudgery. I always talk with them about different options. I ask them why they think they want to go to law school, what they expect out of it, what they hope to accomplish with their careers.

I am well aware that many attorneys are unhappy, but there are some who are quite happy with their work as well. I try to make this quite clear to the person. I talk about why it seems people are unhappy, and what the people who see to be happy have in common.

If after talking with the person I think it is a very bad idea that he or she go to law school, I have no problem telling them directly that I think this. And I always tell the person who asks me to talk to the young person that I will not hesitate to tell them this if it looks to me like he or she wants to go for the wrong reason or it becomes clear to me that it would be a big mistake. I make sure they understand this and tell them if they don't want the risk that someone will say this to their child, then they best ask someone else to discuss it with them. If on the other hand I know the child and think he or she will fit, obviously, that warning is not needed.

Most often I find however that the person has no questions, hasn't given it any thought and is totally unprepared to speak with me. And then I am irritated with them for wasting my time.