Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
STOP TERRIFYING ME!

I hope Ironweed doesn't end up with you, Shape Shifter, because you're horrible. You're a nightmare.


ETA: first one to name the reality tv show wins a Neti.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You receive no extra credit.

But I give you credit for being wonderful note-takers in law school. Your gender wrote down everything!!

Ah, not necessarily. Some of us excelled at Free Cell. A Corporate Governance classic.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You seem to be getting a bit complacent on the avatar front. Could you please get your wife started on the following project:

The various avatars should fade into one another on a continuous loop a la Michael "McCauley Doesn't Do It For Me" Jackson's Black or White video.

I'm not a big fan of the moving avatars, but that would be cool. For like 5 minutes at least. 1, 2, 3 ... Go!

I cannot be sure, but it sounds to me like a certain pretty lady is jealous she hasnt been tributed. Pehaps if you went back to the "Oh, James!" diagonal avatar, you might get some action?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I saw the John Belushi Biography the other day. Enjoyed the little swipe at Chevy Chase that made the cut - Penny Marshall basically saying that Chevy was cute but lacked charisma, and was therefore not all that funny (in comparison to John, of course). I doubt Chevy keeps a copy of that SNL book around his house for reading in his spare time.

Here is a new avatar for you. One that kinda captures your emerging snark, while including an outfit that looks like it could be a Chotsky or Flingers unifrom. And Hank could avatar it for you. Maybe turn the L to an n?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot be sure, but it sounds to me like a certain pretty lady is jealous she hasnt been tributed. Pehaps if you went back to the "Oh, James!" diagonal avatar, you might get some action?

This is bullshit, James!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is bullshit, James!

I would not hit that. Or Laverne.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I always thought he was a whiny little prick, and that this truth about his character was the only reason that anyone could find the treatment he got in Meet the Parents funny.

Wrong.

MTP is the most misunderstood movie ever.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whoa. For a minute, I thought I typed this.

Do you ever read what you think you wrote and want to kick your own ass?

TM

Originally posted by sunnybunny
It might take a few years before the tot can actually enjoy it, but I was thinking about getting the little zygote this:


http://www.engadget.com/entry/1771212788933189/

This was The Most Disappointing Link Ever.

Hey, have you hit thirty yet? barely and I are preparing your spinster shower.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


Yes, please.

Is this Mrs. Bayesdow?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I hope Ironweed doesn't end up with you, Shape Shifter, because you're horrible. You're a nightmare.


ETA: first one to name the reality tv show wins a Neti.

Was this Trump firing BloatedSlave?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is this Mrs. Bayesdow?

She was the only semi-decent looking female kickboxer that Google Image Search could find.

Is Bayesdow creepier than Tony Robbins?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I would not hit that. Or Laverne.

the chick in that picture was more attractive when she was avatar-sized.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She was the only semi-decent looking female kickboxer that Google Image Search could find.

Is Bayesdow creepier than Tony Robbins?

Nobody is creepier than Tony Robbins. Bayesdow, however, in his narcissistic, body shaving, hair highlighting, closeted Gay way, trying to make millions off of Big Brother Three watching Fats, is infinitely more annoying.


Oh, and I don't htink there is a Mrs. Bayesdow.