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10-27-2005, 08:47 PM

At least that slimebucket is trying to make money on his own production, joint or not.

Britney’s furious with Kevin!
Just one month after giving birth to baby Sean, Britney Spears is fighting with her husband over his wild ways and the sale of their baby pictures.

A baby’s first photos are deeply cherished mementos for new parents. But the first professional family portrait of newborn Sean Preston with his mom, Britney, and dad, Kevin Federline, are threatening to tear the family apart. The Chaotic couple are said to have sat for a shoot with the intent of selling the pictures for publication. But then Britney’s maternal instincts took over and she decided against exploiting her month-old son’s image.

Now Britney and Kevin are reportedly embroiled in a bitter feud over the photos that, in a bizarre twist, were “stolen,” according to her lawyers, and surfaced on the Internet on October 21.

Britney is also angry with Kevin, who despite being a father of three small children still acts like a bachelor. He’s smoking around Sean, and instead of helping share the responsibilities that come with a newborn baby, he’s out partying with supermodels.

NotFromHere · 10-27-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I won't dispute that she probably had something done at the time of the delivery (which she apparently had because she was afraid of labor--cue Atticus on women and childbirth), but she is also very very young, and young bodies bounce back a lot faster than late-thirties (a la me) or even thirtyish (a la Tomato Basil) ones. Heck, having lived it I can even tell a difference between early/mid and late.

tm

Denise Richards at 34. Pics from May, June and September. Of course, it helps to have a personal trainer.

marmalaide · 10-27-2005, 08:50 PM

NotFromHere · 10-27-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is Angie preggo? Are they engaged? I heard n Letterman they were?

Othewise, please stick to interesting celebrities (ie people who had done something to warrant the interest). Exception to rule is stories on Paris/Tara/Whoever gaining or losing a shitload of weight.

No, she is not going to do the pregnancy thing. She wants to adopt again. Word on the streets is they're already married as Brad was sporting a wedding ring last time they went out.

"It was Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday, Oct. 10, and the staff at the Home Quarter Restaurant & Pie Shoppe, in Cochrane, Canada (population 5,500, just 20 minutes east of Calgary), were about to get the shock of their lives when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie roared up on motorbikes at around 1:30 p.m., and strolled into the restaurant.

As they ordered late breakfasts, the assistant manager, Tammy Robar, assured the couple, "You can have anything you want!"

It was clear the happy couple wanted nothing more than to be with each other. Soon after getting seated, Brad, 41, kissed Angelina, 30, on the lips. During the meal, they stopped eating to kiss passionately. "They acted like two teenagers, crazy in love and lost in their own world," Robar tells Star.

But the most striking thing that Robar noticed: "Brad wore a big gold ring on his wedding finger!"

et fix heinous typo

SlaveNoMore · 10-27-2005, 08:54 PM

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Fugee
Suddenly this story makes sense....

For 6 months, 'lawyer' lived a lie

A woman armed with a fake law school transcript conned her way into a job at Minnesota's largest law firm, working for six months as an associate attorney before she was discovered, a spokesman for the firm said Tuesday.

The woman's ruse fell apart as her colleagues at Dorsey & Whitney began to question the quality of her work, said Tom Tinkham, a partner at the firm.

"We got on to her because we were dissatisfied with the work that was being done," Tinkham said. "There were some basic things that she just didn't get."

http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/5689697.html

She couldn't work the copier? Find the fax machine?

I mean, what else do first years really do - come on.

ltl/fb · 10-27-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Denise Richards at 34. Pics from May, June and September. Of course, it helps to have a personal trainer.

That last shot is so airbrushed she could still be pregnant. So I don't think that proves much of anything.

However, I saw a TV thing with her on and she really is that svelte.

10-27-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, she is not going to do the pregnancy thing. She wants to adopt again. Word on the streets is their already married as Brad was sporting a wedding ring last time they went out.

"It was Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday, Oct. 10, and the staff at the Home Quarter Restaurant & Pie Shoppe, in Cochrane, Canada (population 5,500, just 20 minutes east of Calgary), were about to get the shock of their lives when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie roared up on motorbikes at around 1:30 p.m., and strolled into the restaurant.

As they ordered late breakfasts, the assistant manager, Tammy Robar, assured the couple, "You can have anything you want!"

It was clear the happy couple wanted nothing more than to be with each other. Soon after getting seated, Brad, 41, kissed Angelina, 30, on the lips. During the meal, they stopped eating to kiss passionately. "They acted like two teenagers, crazy in love and lost in their own world," Robar tells Star.

But the most striking thing that Robar noticed: "Brad wore a big gold ring on his wedding finger!"

If I was Jennifer "Jen" Aniston, this would make me sick.

SlaveNoMore · 10-27-2005, 08:58 PM

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paigowprincess
... and instead of helping share the responsibilities that come with a newborn baby, he’s out partying with supermodels.

Ah, instead of helping share the responsibilities that come with a newborn baby (and another unborn one as well), Kevin was out partying with Britney and her posse.

Good for the goose, I say.

Fugee · 10-27-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
She couldn't work the copier? Find the fax machine?

I mean, what else do first years really do - come on.

I was thinking nearly the same thing. It says something about typical big firm first year transactional work if it took six months to figure out there was something wrong.

Penske_Account · 10-27-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
I was thinking nearly the same thing. It says something about typical big firm first year transactional work if it took six months to figure out there was something wrong.

OTOH, how hard is it to fake being a transactional lawyer?

ps: Hi Fugee!

nononono · 10-27-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
OTOH, how hard is it to fake being a transactional lawyer?

ps: Hi Fugee!

Maybe - maybe - she didn't know how to log onto Lexis.

baltassoc · 10-27-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Denise Richards at 34. Pics from May, June and September. Of course, it helps to have a personal trainer.

And a corset.

Penske_Account · 10-27-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Maybe - maybe - she didn't know how to log onto Lexis.

do transactional lawyers need to know how to do that?

HELP!?!?!?!?!

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-27-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ah, instead of helping share the responsibilities that come with a newborn baby (and another unborn one as well), Kevin was out partying with Britney and her posse.

Good for the goose, I say.

Don't they have people to raise that kid?

nononono · 10-27-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
do transactional lawyers need to know how to do that?

HELP!?!?!?!?!

In those first months, don't they? Actually, I had the misfortune of having to do some research lately. Like, cases and shit. WTF? It had been years. Some litigator was telling me the other day he really liked to do that. Freak.

Disclosure: back in the day I did love research. But that was before I knew the joy of transactional practice.