Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is that what Eat a Peach is referring to? I had no idea.

I hate you. You just popped "Ain't wastin Time No More" into my head. Now Gregg Allman is taunting me to "look outside [myself], and if I don't see whhat [I] want, leave my mind alone and just get high..." God, the Mountain Jam on that reccord is fantastic. And I'm looking out the window, staring down occasionaly at this shiiite paper in front of me, thinking "Fuuuuuuuuck me."

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm on the Atkins.

So why no roast beef?

<italics>oh well, stp</italics>

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I could eat a peach for hours.

Show off.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
So why no roast beef?

<italics>oh well, stp</italics>

I EAT PUSSY.

Jesus, how many times do I have to explain my position on the issue. Its just not my favorite of activities. Nor is it any other man's. Any man who says he enjoys it more than sex or receiving oral sex is simply lying. Its insulting to even insinuate that licking anything would ever be better than fucking or being licked. Sure, giving pleasure is a kick, but lets at least have an honest discussion here...

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I EAT PUSSY.

You know what would be great? If someone made a commercial set in St. Mark's square where a man yells "I ... love ...eating...this...woman's... pussy!" while said woman looked simultaneously embarrassed and thrilled and pigeons flapped overhead.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No shit, but how's her ass hair?

Recently waxed.

You apparently haven't told her the brazillian is out?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I EAT PUSSY.

Jesus, how many times do I have to explain my position on the issue. Its just not my favorite of activities. Nor is it any other man's. Any man who says he enjoys it more than sex or receiving oral sex is simply lying. Its insulting to even insinuate that licking anything would ever be better than fucking or being licked. Sure, giving pleasure is a kick, but lets at least have an honest discussion here...

This might make a good t-shirt. With the fine print on the back.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
With the fine print on the back.

Printed upside down, perhaps?

[robustpuppy]

A Chesapeake crabman found a half-male, half-female crab. I have nothing clever to say about it. I attribute that to the severe headache caused by my tooth grinding, which interferes with my brain function, but not with the giving of oral sex.

Can the crab reproduce? Can it mate with itself? Mating season has come and gone for this year, Lipcius said.

"It's possible that it already mated with itself," he said.

Before turning over the crab to the scientists, Johnson and other watermen conducted their own experiment into its sex life, with bewildering results. They dropped a female crab, which was just about ready to mate, into its tank.

First, the half-and-half crab cradled the female under his legs, as a male crab would do in preparation for mating.

Then, the crab seemed to lose interest in the female and let her go, Johnson said.

Then a day later . . .

"He ate half of her," Johnson said.

"The first day, the male side was coming out, the next day, it was the female side," said Lipcius, noting that in the wild, female crabs will often eat other competing females after they have shed their shells and become vulnerable.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I have no problem giving oral, though.

Partnership track, with a bullet.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes, that's the context. Probably originated with annoying DJ's (like Casey Kasem) reporting on the movement of a Top 40 song going up the chart either quickly, or placing high right off the bat.

Actually, the phrase originated with the Billboard Hot 100, which indicated a song's first appearance on the chart with a small bullet-shaped symbol. Hence, if a song was high up on the charts "with a bullet" it was generally taken to mean that it was both immediately a wild success and believed to be headed for the #1 slot on the chart.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also had a terrible tooth grinding issue in my past. They think thats part of it (wore off a bit of enamel) And I have impacted wisdom teeth that haven't been taken out, which they say aren't a huge deal, but could be causing some of the pain.

Why would pain caused by lack of enamel and impacted wisdom teeth way in the back of your mouth be exacerbated by you performing oral sex?

I would also like to thank the orthodontists (if any) who worked on the mouths of many of my friends. And any therapy they have had to relieve tension that might cause tooth grinding that might (for some reason) have interfered with their ability to do oral for a long time.

raouaouaouaoal, if you think there are more variations on sticking your dick in someone than there are in what you can do with your mouth and a hand, you are far, far, far stupider than I have ever thought. And that's saying something.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
raouaouaouaoal, if you think there are more variations on sticking your dick in someone than there are in what you can do with your mouth and a hand, you are far, far, far stupider than I have ever thought. And that's saying something.

There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Peaches are tasty, but they're not sexy.

The picture on the cover of that book is not of a peach, dumbass. I think you need to take your Ritalin.

[taxwonk]

I have always thought that the Eat a Peach album title referred to the way Duane bought it on his motorcycle. IIRC, he died in a head-on collision with a peach truck.