Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
All signature lines are stupid and should be banned. Who wants to read the same thing over and over, especially when it wasn't funny the first time? That's why the parentheticals work. They change flavor with each post.

TM

There is an option to ignore signature lines. I use it.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
There are some really really lame signature lines here, folks. Sig lines that add nothing to your persona or entertainment value. How about a poll or contest for Best and Worst Signature Line?

I like mine a lot. It is so brief that you might miss it though. Also leagl's. I would enjoy PLF's if he didn't bore me so much.

[ABBAKiss]

They change flavor with each post.

Sort of like a jawbreaker. Which brings me back to fellatio, which I will hereinafter correlate with Tina Yothers, which reminds me of TUIMM, which makes me want a jawbreaker to erradicate the taste.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Boy's leg broken at parade by golf cart decorated as Lizzie Grubman's SUV

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
All signature lines are stupid and should be banned. Who wants to read the same thing over and over, especially when it wasn't funny the first time? TM

how is that different from the avatar or the saying under the person's name? unless you think coming up with 2 things is a stretch already for most of us, so we can't do a third of any value.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I'm curious, what was the semi-legitimate reason? Cause the only reason I can think of is if you plan on engaging in war at some point or another.

He's an ex-SEAL that runs one of those boot camp programs, and he uses it for advertising, and I think he takes it down to Big Bend on a regular basis. Not in any way a wholely legitimate reason, but I'm not going to tell him. The man RAN the MS 150 back in April. The number of ways he could kick my ass is probably in the millions.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Tina will not perform fellatio during the production, although I do believe she will perform some song and dance numbers.

Said song and dance numbers were written by members of the Go-Gos, who were, I understand, quite experienced in the fellatio department themselves.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There is an option to ignore signature lines. I use it.

At first I thought I just loved you and you didn't even notice. But now I realize that you do, in fact, love me too.

TM

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, but you should have heard the things your sister whispered into my ear. Did you teach her that?

real funny, my sister is deaf/dumb, unless you mean sign language

{/QUOTE}And anyway, as noted above, I recovered quickly and moved on to another incredibly brief but unimaginably blissful roll in the hay. {/QUOTE}

and that just messed up my folks upholstery, no one will sit in the back seat, passenger side anymore...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bridge of love
how is that different from the avatar or the saying under the person's name? unless you think coming up with 2 things is a stretch already for most of us, so we can't do a third of any value.

The avatar is different because it gives each poster a face to their personality. The line under the avatar is just as stupid as the sig line.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There is an option to ignore signature lines. I use it.

So you can't even see my "gwinky sux ass" sig line?! What a waste.

Originally posted by bridge of love
real funny, my sister is deaf/dumb, unless you mean sign language

{/QUOTE}And anyway, as noted above, I recovered quickly and moved on to another incredibly brief but unimaginably blissful roll in the hay. {/QUOTE}

and that just messed up my folks upholstery, no one will sit the back seal passenger side anymore...

why is it deaf slash dumb? That seems to imply that they go hand in hand. Not all deaf people are dumb. It should be deaf and dumb.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bridge of love
how is that different from the avatar or the saying under the person's name? unless you think coming up with 2 things is a stretch already for most of us, so we can't do a third of any value.

It's different because the signature line is stale after the first time yet continually appears immediately below fresh text. The avatar and the saying are in one's peripheral vision. The avatar doesn't get stale because it is visual, not verbal, and becomes associated with the poster. You see whatshername in a bad wig, and you know it's Paigow, and you read. The sig line doesn't serve such a useful function.

I agree with Paigow -- for me, You Bore Me will never get stale.

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The avatar is different because it gives each poster a face to their personality. The line under the avatar is just as stupid as the sig line.

TM

then you should go the generated ranking- intentionally omitted is no different than a customized statement

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bridge of love
then you should go the generated ranking- intentionally omitted is no different than a customized statement

Wrong. The generated rankings are fucking stupid and shouldn't be associated with me in any way. I am fucking stupid on my own, thank you very much.

TM