Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It all started with your suggestion that we pick someone and start a flame war in order to get accepted on the board. I picked you.

Then, after a while, it started to become fun. As a matter of fact, it became a lot of fun. I started dreaming about picking on you at night, and making up new insults in the elevator on my way to the office. Now it's hard to stop.

But don't worry, you're still prettier than they are. And I'll try to find a 12 step program.

Joke's on you. And you don't even know it.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ann Coulter is prime HF material...

What's HF? Housewife Farting?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by blue_Triangle
can't help but do sympathize. Geedy etc. can be really mean on the Politics board. Some of my friends quit because of him. He's always cutting people's opinion down, like we shouldn't have opinions, or his are better, and we feel stupid, not uneducated like when Atticus uses big words to show you up and you think you can either ignore it or get out a dictionary.
No with Greedy you just feel dumb. Jeez, its not like there's a mensa test to get a login password.

I smell a sock.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's HF? Housewife Farting?

Hint: Lucy Liu is also HF material...

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by leagleaze
assfuckinghole...ok that one sounds dirty. But you get the idea.

Last night I saw a commercial for something like "Warming K-Y" that confused the hell out of me. In the commercial, a woman was trying to talk some guy, presumably her husband, into have something resembling marital relations with her. She did not experience any luck until she mentioned that she had the new "Warming K-Y" (or whatever it was--I was multitasking). Does this make sense to anyone? I can see maybe for gay men, but I have never, EVER used K-Y for anything, let alone "Warming K-Y", which I guess is because it is "NEW!!!"

Does this sound like a product any of you would use?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hint: Lucy Liu is also HF material...

She's a horse fucker?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hint: Lucy Liu is also HF material...

Healthy Feet? For chrissakes, spit it out already.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's HF? Housewife Farting?

Well, duh. What else could it be?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Or maybe he thinks your signature line speaks directly to his (which is a rather boring and longwinded sig line).

In the interests of promoting harmony and good feeling on the FB, you have prompted a change to my sig line. Still boring and long-winded, still from Alice. But that's me. Anyone seen a good Fassbinder or Herzog movie lately?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Last night I saw a commercial for something like "Warming K-Y" that confused the hell out of me. In the commercial, a woman was trying to talk some guy, presumably her husband, into have something resembling marital relations with her. She did not experience any luck until she mentioned that she had the new "Warming K-Y" (or whatever it was--I was multitasking). Does this make sense to anyone? I can see maybe for gay men, but I have never, EVER used K-Y for anything, let alone "Warming K-Y", which I guess is because it is "NEW!!!"

Does this sound like a product any of you would use?

I think it sounds like she's a frigid bitch.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Last night I saw a commercial for something like "Warming K-Y" that confused the hell out of me. In the commercial, a woman was trying to talk some guy, presumably her husband, into have something resembling marital relations with her. She did not experience any luck until she mentioned that she had the new "Warming K-Y" (or whatever it was--I was multitasking). Does this make sense to anyone? I can see maybe for gay men, but I have never, EVER used K-Y for anything, let alone "Warming K-Y", which I guess is because it is "NEW!!!"

Does this sound like a product any of you would use?

Well, there's that stuff (like astroglide) that turns warm (or feels warm) when you blow on it. Is that it?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Joke's on you. And you don't even know it.

TM

And neither do you. That's the fun part.


Editted to add:

Sorry, I forgot, he's prettier than you, too.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Last night I saw a commercial for something like "Warming K-Y" that confused the hell out of me. In the commercial, a woman was trying to talk some guy, presumably her husband, into have something resembling marital relations with her. She did not experience any luck until she mentioned that she had the new "Warming K-Y" (or whatever it was--I was multitasking). Does this make sense to anyone? I can see maybe for gay men, but I have never, EVER used K-Y for anything, let alone "Warming K-Y", which I guess is because it is "NEW!!!"

Does this sound like a product any of you would use?

Thrashersfan just bought a case of bud ice and a gallon of the warming K-Y. I've got my plane ticket and it's going to be a long, sore weekend for her.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it sounds like she's a frigid bitch.

Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, duh. What else could it be?

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