Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Call it THINK THROUGH THE REAL WORLD SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR CLIENT BEFORE FILING LAWSUITS or WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS EQUAL WINNING.

Lesson One can be about the loser who sued over the Barry Bonds home run ball. He won the right to $225,000, but his legal fees were more like $450,000.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

Speak for yourself, Mr. Vanilla.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

Having not seen it, my best guess would be Lifetime or Oxygen.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

On whom is the Warming K-Y to be applied?

How have I become such a well-adjusted individual when I apparently missed out on the joys of astroglide and K-Y?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's adorable how Insipid Chick #1 always comes to the defense of Insipid Chick #2.

not7y(TGIF)S

You're not too smart, are you? Ordinarily, I like that in a man, but ...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

I don't know, but my little sister (who puts K-Y on her nipples when she runs - she got the big boobs and nipples in the family), bought it accidentally when she ran out of regular K-Y. She didn't notice what it was and put it on her nipples and went for a nice long run. She said it was quite stimulating.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Speak for yourself, Mr. Vanilla.

Well, you'd better have goo that warms like a thousand suns to make it tolerable for him. And that's not the royal you.:whip:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know, but my little sister (who puts K-Y on her nipples when she runs - she got the big boobs and nipples in the family),

You don't have any nipples?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Last night I saw a commercial for something like "Warming K-Y" that confused the hell out of me. In the commercial, a woman was trying to talk some guy, presumably her husband, into have something resembling marital relations with her. She did not experience any luck until she mentioned that she had the new "Warming K-Y" (or whatever it was--I was multitasking). Does this make sense to anyone? I can see maybe for gay men, but I have never, EVER used K-Y for anything, let alone "Warming K-Y", which I guess is because it is "NEW!!!"

Does this sound like a product any of you would use?

Saw the commercial too. Can't remember where, but I do remember being taken aback at the station it was airing on... As for potential uses, could this be part of the whole thing I read about somewhere (possibly here) that one of the biggest trends in the sex toy industry is the sale of strap-ons to purportedly hetero women for use on their men?

On a totally different subject, I am currently listening to the current Official House Band of the FB, the New Pornographers... Enjoying it very much, as I am a big fan of power pop with catchy hooks and alt country. Speaking of which, does the FB have an official anthem?? If not, I nominate "I Got Drunk (and I Fell Down)" by Uncle Tupelo....

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

I was channel surfing between ER (NBC), something about how much money rap stars have (VH1) and something on MTV that completely escapes me right now. I also took a break to have some K-Y free marital relations of my own. NTYNTKT.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, you'd better have goo that warms like a thousand suns to make it tolerable for him. And that's not the royal you.:whip:

Honey, I'm so hot that once the gel comes into contact with my, uh, body, it's nowhere near cold.

(for anyone totally grossed out by this, be aware that I'm joking)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know, but my little sister (who puts K-Y on her nipples when she runs - she got the big boobs and nipples in the family), bought it accidentally when she ran out of regular K-Y. She didn't notice what it was and put it on her nipples and went for a nice long run. She said it was quite stimulating.

finally a solution to paigow's chaffed nips.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You don't have any nipples?

I guess that was misleading. Technically I do have breasts and nipples. They are somewhat discernable when viewed under a high-powered microscope.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Saw the commercial too. Can't remember where, but I do remember being taken aback at the station it was airing on... As for potential uses, could this be part of the whole thing I read about somewhere (possibly here) that one of the biggest trends in the sex toy industry is the sale of strap-ons to purportedly hetero women for use on their men?

This makes sense because the woman in the commercial definitely gives the impression that hubby ain't doing it for her. I think she actually rolls her eyes when gesturing toward hubby and indicating that things have gotten routine. Subtext.