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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
. . . something on MTV that completely escapes me right now. . .
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Is there anything on MTV worth committing to long-term memory? Let alone short-term memory? It's like a drunken one-night stand: enjoyable in the moment but best forgotten by morning.
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know, but my little sister (who puts K-Y on her nipples when she runs - she got the big boobs and nipples in the family), bought it accidentally when she ran out of regular K-Y. She didn't notice what it was and put it on her nipples and went for a nice long run. She said it was quite stimulating.
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She should try Title 9 Sports for sports bras that won't kill her rack. Though perhaps her way is better.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
II also took a break to have some K-Y free marital relations of my own. NTYNTKT.
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You fought about money?
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Boogers!
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07-11-2003, 04:57 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Thrashersfan just bought a case of bud ice and a gallon of the warming K-Y. I've got my plane ticket and it's going to be a long, sore weekend for her.
TM
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Shall we try it out??? :bang:
:love:
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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07-11-2003, 04:58 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Stupid is as stupid does
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robustpuppy
You're not too smart, are you? Ordinarily, I like that in a man, but ...
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Then please prove me wrong, my [so boring I thought you were a guy for several months] friend.
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07-11-2003, 04:59 PM
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#12996
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's like a drunken one-night stand: enjoyable in the moment but best forgotten by morning.
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Story of my life, man. Story of my life. |
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07-11-2003, 04:59 PM
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#12997
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Shall we try it out??? :bang:
:love:
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I really don't like the juxtaposition of a tommy gun and butt sex, NTTAWWT...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-11-2003, 05:00 PM
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#12998
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by LessinSF
You fought about money?
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Well, yeah. I screwed up the quarter trick and he got all pissy. |
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07-11-2003, 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, yeah. I screwed up the quarter trick and he got all pissy.
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A golden shower is NOT vanilla...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-11-2003, 05:02 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I really don't like the juxtaposition of a tommy gun and butt sex, NTTAWWT...
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:bang:
You mean that TM wasn't inviting me to rub K-Y Warming Jelly on his pooper-hole and shoot projectiles up his ass while I drink a case of beer? You mean he wanted to..up my.... OH MY, that's why he said it would be a long, sore weekend for ME :eek2:
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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07-11-2003, 05:02 PM
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#13001
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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Dance Fever news
CNN is reporting that "Dance Fever" is coming back, with Eric "Still Haven't Moved On From The Real World Season I" Nies hosting.
Bonus points to contestants wearing "Let's Get Physical" hairbands and Jane Fonda spandex leotards with belts.:dance:
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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07-11-2003, 05:07 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I liked "Matador of Shame." The link to the other lesbian pulp website had better ones, though. My faves included "Dyke Monger," "Fruit Town," "Art Colony Perverts," "Bitter Wench," "Roll Call in Sodom," "Swing Low Sweet Lesbian" (?), "When Lesbians Strike," and, of course, "Mavis." Who can resist a lesbian named Mavis?
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07-11-2003, 05:08 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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just wondering
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Funny you should say that, since almost every single Hummer around here is owned by either the uber-rich liberal-dem East Hampton-types or the hip-hop [doubt they vote GOP] set.
How Penske can live out there with all you crunchy granolas is beyond me.
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Cuz I'm a rabble rouser and I like to stir the pot. FWIW, I would drive a H2 for no other reason than it would piss off the lowly masses. And it would have lots of room for dogs and kids.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-11-2003, 05:09 PM
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Livin' the dream 24/7
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere far, far away...
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Killer Dyke? ROFL FUCKING MAO
I know some killer dykes. They don't look anything like that. And I think Satan has to be a lesbian. Uhauls are clearly the devil's tool.
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I like Hitch-Hike Hussy. |
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07-11-2003, 05:12 PM
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#13005
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Livin' the dream 24/7
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere far, far away...
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, duh. What else could it be?
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... house floozy?? |
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