imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

Are you a guy, a girl or a search engine?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by andViolins
Apparently, this is a "top-seller" for this year's prom season. Yikes!



aV

With that faccia, I think that dress was the appropriate choice.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you a guy, a girl or a search engine?

I AM GOOOGLE.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I don't think you quite caught that the Watermelons comment was a commentary on prior posts, but, yes, the Holmes reference was indeed offensive, and I apologize, especially to Hank.

People telling me what I did and didn't "catch" is almost as patronizing as people telling me how to pronounce things.

I "caught" your little joke/social commentary/whatever. I just didn't think it was that funny. Luckily for all of us, I'm not the arbiter of funny on this board.

but the tsunaimi jokes were kind of funny.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by andViolins
Apparently, this is a "top-seller" for this year's prom season. Yikes!



aV

She's got it on backwards.

TM

Originally posted by barely_legal
People telling me what I did and didn't "catch" is almost as patronizing as people telling me how to pronounce things.

Whoa there, little darlin'! What're you gettin' your pretty little head all worked up about now, huh? You sure are cute when you're mad, though. C'mon, give us a smile . . . c'mon . . . there it is!

but the tsunaimi jokes were kind of funny.

Tsunamist bitch.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Whoa there, little darlin'! What're you gettin' your pretty little head all worked up about now, huh? You sure are cute when you're mad, though. C'mon, give us a smile . . . c'mon . . . there it is!

Daddy?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Daddy?

Uh-oh.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ironweed
Tsunamist bitch.

Don't be so overly sensitive. I'm sure some of her best friends have been tsunami victims.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't be so overly sensitive. I'm sure some of her best friends have been tsunami victims.

What, does everyone on this board know Fitness Celebrity John Basedow?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by barely_legal
but the tsunaimi jokes were kind of funny.

Can I just say that I am somewhat conflicted about how to deal with the loss of John Basedow, Fitness Celebrity, in the tsunami? I mean, given that the guy was just minding his own business on vacation when he died (probably horribly) in a huge natural disaster causing the suffering of untold millions, I somehow feel I should mourn him as a person or something, or at least have the decency not to find it funny.

But it is. It is funny.

The Mr. is usually the first person to tell me I am being callous (usually something along the lines of "you callous, market-worshipping, laissez-faire, stone-hearted libertarian, some day the invisible hand will slap you around and see how you like it," which for all its imagination just doesn't have the zing of my routine comeback "bleeding-heart pinko"), but when I told him of the probable fate of the Fitness Celebrity, he just said "Really? That's pretty fucking funny."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
About Schmidt (the book upon which the movie was based) was written by a truly evil little man, who also happens to be a senior partner at a certain NY firm. Schmidt (the character) was a NY lawyer who retired to the Hamptons, not to a Winnebago. Anyway, this doesn't add anything except my boycott of the movie (didn't want my hard-earned $ going anywhere near that fucker)

Unless he got box-office bonuses (pretty rare, but not unheard of, for novel rights holders), your money wouldn't have gone to the prick, but rather, to the studio distributing the picture and other gross players, which in this case, were probably Payne and Nicholson. So fear not!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Can I just say that I am somewhat conflicted about how to deal with the loss of John Basedow, Fitness Celebrity, in the tsunami? I mean, given that the guy was just minding his own business on vacation when he died (probably horribly) in a huge natural disaster causing the suffering of untold millions, I somehow feel I should mourn him as a person or something, or at least have the decency not to find it funny.

But it is. It is funny.

The Mr. is usually the first person to tell me I am being callous (usually something along the lines of "you callous, market-worshipping, laissez-faire, stone-hearted libertarian, some day the invisible hand will slap you around and see how you like it," which for all its imagination just doesn't have the zing of my routine comeback "bleeding-heart pinko"), but when I told him of the probable fate of the Fitness Celebrity, he just said "Really? That's pretty fucking funny."

Confidential to BRC:

he's alive

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
After I read Prague, I read The Russian Debutante's Handbook by Gary Shteyngart. Instead of being told from the perspective of whiney annoying 20-something American expats, it is told from the perspective of someone who makes fun of whiney annoying 20-something American expats.

If this post is praising Russian Deb's Handbook, I'll second it with a deuce (but not a duce staley). Very fine first novel.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Confidential to BRC:

he's alive

It's a miracle!


eta sorry to butt in on your private conversation. the rapture overtook me.