Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


Chris Shelton, 22, one of six remaining contestants competing for a job with Donald Trump, was taken into custody early Sunday

You know, I wish he weren't going to be canned this week or next (note, prediction not spoiler). Because it would be really interesting to see how Trump explains having a convict in his empire.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh, please. We all have our sexual quirks and fantasies. He was communicating openly about his sexuality, which far too many people don't do enough of.

The phone was TAPPED for chrissakes. Yeah, it was probably stupid of him not to save it for an in-person encounter, but knowing the British media they'd probably have a tape recorder in the hotel room.

I don't believe it was tapped. It was some random guy with a scanner. It's the Prince's own fault - everybody and their brother knew back in the day, that cell phone calls were easily intercepted by scanners. That's why all of my phone calls started with "the shipment arrives at midnight. The code word is knickerbocker."

[Diane_Keaton]

Okay I didn't catch that after the bank issuing my credit card was acquired, new bankie hiked up my interest rate to PAST 19% APR. That's recockulous in this market. Can someone recommend where to find one of those deals where interest rate is zilch and I can transfer the balance to the new card? Because I really can pay off the amount transferred in 6 months (isn't that the usual intro period?). Or a place that says which cards have the lowest rate interest. Tanks.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's a comment that makes me cringe no matter the context. It's not immoral or wrong or anything else, but I can't look at them without thinking about it and thinking, ugh.

It's sort of like Ruysbroeck. I mean, it's great for him and his wife that she wants her asshole licked and he does it.. But it's hard to think of anything else when he posts. And he's not fantasizing about being crusted with her blood.

Goddamnit Sidd, we've been through this before. That's it, you've got a 15 minute time out. Go sit facing the corner and think about what you've done. Jesus.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Can someone recommend where to find one of those deals where interest rate is zilch and I can transfer the balance to the new card?

Check your mail today. And tomorrow. And the next day. If you want, PM me your address, and I can forward this week's offers from MBNA, Chase, and Citibank--dozens to choose from. Although nominally they say I'm preapproved, I really don't think they'd be too worried if you responded.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You know, I wish he weren't going to be canned this week or next (note, prediction not spoiler). Because it would be really interesting to see how Trump explains having a convict in his empire.

He's only lucky to have gotten this far. Trump has questioned his anger problem more than once. Of course the chew didn't help much either. Can you imagine being in a meeting with a guy with a huge chaw in his mouth? AND HE SWALLOWS IT? Gack. He'll go back to the tobaccy once he gets fired.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
He's only lucky to have gotten this far. Trump has questioned his anger problem more than once. Of course the chew didn't help much either. Can you imagine being in a meeting with a guy with a huge chaw in his mouth? AND HE SWALLOWS IT? Gack. He'll go back to the tobaccy once he gets fired.

Yes, he's slipped by week after week, when someone else does even worse.

BTW, how hard is it to explain that you find an appropriate receptacle and discretely dispose of your chaw?

I kind of would like to harken back to an era where we had brass spitoons and people to polish them.
Exxxxcelllent . . .

[NotFromHere]

Using revenue from its candy and soda sales, Model High School plans to pay up to $100 for information about thefts and drug or gun possession on campus.

Under the new policy, a student would receive $10 for information about a theft on campus, $25 or $50 for information about drug possession, and $100 for information about gun possession or other serious felonies.

Informants will not receive the reward if they are involved in the crime, White said.

At my high school, this sort of thing would have tempted a lot a lot of people into turning in the bitches and the cheerleaders whether or not they were holding. I have a feeling this rule would not have lasted long as the false reports would have outnumbered the legitimate ones.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I alone in thinking that Diana was nothing great to look at either?

She could looks really hot at times, and at other times look very homely.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Personally, I lost all stomach for the whole affair -- hell, for the whole monarchy -- when I read his comment to her, years ago, from a transcribed phone tap.

"I wish I could die and come back as a tampon so that I could always be in you." (Loosely quoted, but that's the gist.)

Ah, romance.

Aren't they 60? She hasn't needed a tampon for awhile. Maybe he was trying to draw an analogy to the monarchy by equating himself to something that served a function long ago, but was no longer of any real prupose?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yes, he's slipped by week after week, when someone else does even worse.

BTW, how hard is it to explain that you find an appropriate receptacle and discretely dispose of your chaw?

I kind of would like to harken back to an era where we had brass spitoons and people to polish them.
Exxxxcelllent . . .

I worked with a guy who used to spit his Skoal into random Coke cans. That shit smells bad. And NO ONE left their Coke unattended, I can tell you that. And it gets stuck in your teeth. He always had crap in his teeth. No to mention the stains. And the breath.

But that idiot admitted to Trump that he swallows. A fact that I find more disgusting than spitting it out. There's a reason you spit it out.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's a comment that makes me cringe no matter the context. It's not immoral or wrong or anything else, but I can't look at them without thinking about it and thinking, ugh.

It's sort of like Ruysbroeck . . .(emphasis supplied)

QED. And that, Virginia, is why [toe-sucking] is the kink descriptor of choice here in FB Land.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But that idiot admitted to Trump that he swallows.

Usually that can get you somewhere in big business.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She could looks really hot at times, and at other times look very homely.

Good description. And I agree with Not Bob that she looked better in mid-30s than younger. She got more sophisticated-looking or something and it suited her. A bit of a dimwit though, which I didn't find all that attractive.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Goddamnit Sidd, we've been through this before. That's it, you've got a 15 minute time out. Go sit facing the corner and think about what you've done. Jesus.

Ja! Iss zie Tamponzingen soakengen ein crustingiazacthen Blud!