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11-09-2004, 04:51 PM
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#1306
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh, and I receive IMMENSE pleasure from any situation in which my hiking headlamp can be used. I don't even own a flashlight. Sometimes, if I can't see that well when I'm grilling something, I will put the headlamp on. It emits bright white light, similar to a car with xenon headlights.
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How about during cunnilingus? |
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11-09-2004, 04:52 PM
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#1307
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Poll
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
We all know you wear yours around your neck, on one of those beaded chains that matches the one clipped to your glasses.
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Only because I'm required to wear it between my shoulder area and waist area (but not below the waist) and visible* at all times.
*It has some special symbols on it that are important warning information for coworkers. |
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11-09-2004, 04:53 PM
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#1308
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How about during cunnilingus?
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"The better to see your creativity-withering, man-eating vagina with, my dear." |
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11-09-2004, 04:54 PM
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#1309
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Poll
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How about during cunnilingus?
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Both grilling and cunnilingus can feature rare roast beef . . .
DAMN YOU rp!!!! |
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11-09-2004, 05:03 PM
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#1310
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Poll
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How about during cunnilingus?
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Only if she has a disco mitt. It can be dark in the forest.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2004, 05:07 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Halo 2
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Curiously, I figured the one person here who might wait in that line was you. Well, maybe AdL, too, but I think he's driving HIS NEW SAAB all over Bucks county.
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Speaking of Saab, I had no idea that car companies had so many promotional events. A friend of mine runs a fairly nice restaruant, and Saab and Bon Apetit are taking over the place tonight. All you have to do is find the "events" section of the Saab website and sign up, and you get to be wined and dined on the Saab/Bon Appetit dime. The restaurant is nice, and my friend says that they're spending a hell of a lot on wine. I imagine I'll be getting a bunch of Saab promotional material in my gmail account, but what the hell....
http://www2.saabusa.com/events/
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-09-2004, 05:14 PM
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#1312
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Random simple thing I enjoy
I like going through a carwash. The big flappy things used to scare me when I was little, but now I like being in the cocooon of my car while they flip across my car. I like the sound of the water being sprayed on the car, and I like watching the water droplets when I go through the dryer.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-09-2004, 05:17 PM
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#1313
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I enjoy keeping my key card in my wallet and not taking it out of my back pocket to enter and leave the office. It's like I'm unlocking doors by pressing my butt against the sensor. My magical butt.
Of course, many people do this, but I only get joy out of it when it's my butt.
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Mine is dangling on a chain around my neck, so I put my magical chest up to the sensor. I'm sure that the sensor gets off on it.
ETA: Wonking hattrick.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-09-2004 at 05:19 PM..
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11-09-2004, 05:30 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Regency House Party
New must-see TV. This is another one of the "reality" TV shows on PBS where people live as they did in another era. This one is about the courtship/marriage process during the English Regency period. Here it is on Wed. eves. for the next two weeks.
The younger men and women in the house aren't behaving quite like their Regency predecessors would have. The guy who was playing the part of a not wealthy man who would need to marry money started spending his time with, and "got engaged to" the woman playing the part of a penniless lady's companion. In Regency era that would have been a coup for her, but she broke the engagement to go spend time with the hunky hermit.
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11-09-2004, 05:32 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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elevators
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This place is dead. I have nothing good, so I'll go with the following:
So, I'm in the elevator and it's the type that doesn't make that "boop" sound when you push the button. In fact, you don't even get to depress anything. It's like a flat sensor and it lights up around the edges. Very unsatisfying. And today, the button didn't even light up. I would like the sound. I would prefer if you could actually push a button. But give me something, man. No light even? Unacceptable.
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Apropos of this, I was in one of those fancy buildings with the little screens in the elevators that gives you tasty yet empty combination of news, weather and the like, and another gentleman on the elevator, whose veracity I have no reason to doubt, mainly because I did not know the fellow and his manner was credible enough to all appearances, told me that such screens came about because guests at a Hyatt hotel complained that the elevators were slow, and the folks who ran the hotel decided that it would be easier to entertain people a little than to speed up the elevators. I had figured it was part of the advertising industry's plot to introduce advertising everywhere.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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11-09-2004, 05:34 PM
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#1316
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Mine is dangling on a chain around my neck, so I put my magical chest up to the sensor. I'm sure that the sensor gets off on it.
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This magical chest?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2004, 05:35 PM
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#1317
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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elevators
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I had figured it was part of the advertising industry's plot to introduce advertising everywhere.
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those stupid screens are in my apartment building! On the weekend I am assaulted by infomercials in my own fucking elevator. Every time I am in the elevator with another person, we discuss sabotage. |
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11-09-2004, 05:39 PM
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#1318
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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elevators
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
those stupid screens are in my apartment building! On the weekend I am assaulted by infomercials in my own fucking elevator. Every time I am in the elevator with another person, we discuss sabotage.
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When you've got it figured out, please come visit my firm. |
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11-09-2004, 05:42 PM
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#1319
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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elevators
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Every time I am in the elevator with another person, we discuss sabotage.
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Me too. But we don't have those screen things you're talking about. We usually just discuss sabotage in general.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-09-2004, 05:46 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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elevators
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
those stupid screens are in my apartment building! On the weekend I am assaulted by infomercials in my own fucking elevator. Every time I am in the elevator with another person, we discuss sabotage.
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Do you live in the same building as these guys?:
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