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07-14-2005, 10:21 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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WSOP
Apropos of which, I think sunglasses should be banned at the World Series of Poker.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-14-2005, 10:26 PM
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#1307
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Wiesels
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Originally posted by LessinSF
My bookie took down the WSOP odds three hours early. I will be really pissed if Lazar wins because I was going to bet him at 15-1 (And the field at 8-5, but not to win as much).
Wie is also now is 2 up with 3 to play and looking good to make the quarterfinals. I wonder if they will post odds on her winning the tournament.
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If they do, I won't be betting on it.
She's dead to me. |
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07-14-2005, 10:48 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Accepting things from other men
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Originally posted by ironweed
I would cultivate him. Nigerian men often have incredibly lucrative investment strategies that they would be willing to share with a few discreet friends.
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He's right. I do a lot of their estate planning.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-14-2005, 10:50 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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WSOP
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Apropos of which, I think sunglasses should be banned at the World Series of Poker.
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All, or just ugly ones? And is there a practical difference?
Maybe they should allow those without sunglasses to pack heat. Kind of recreate the wild west. |
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07-14-2005, 10:53 PM
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#1310
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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WSOP
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
All, or just ugly ones? And is there a practical difference?
Maybe they should allow those without sunglasses to pack heat. Kind of recreate the wild west.
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All. You should be able to look the other players in the eyes.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-14-2005, 11:50 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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WSOP
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
All. You should be able to look the other players in the eyes.
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Blindist fuck. |
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07-15-2005, 01:36 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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WSOP
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Blindist fuck.
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Why don't we let the players bring portable curtains with them, so no one can see them at all?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-15-2005, 01:46 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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WSOP
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Why don't we let the players bring portable curtains with them, so no one can see them at all?
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I hear the ones Ashcroft used to shield everyone from the bare breast(s) of Justice (or whatever) are available cheap. |
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07-15-2005, 06:27 AM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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I like women.
Alot.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-15-2005, 06:57 AM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Rank these please
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Catholic Schoolgirl
Naughty Nurse
French Maid
Cheerleader
I am having a debate with someone.
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Naughty Nurse
Cheerleader
French Maid
Catholic Schoolgirl
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-15-2005, 10:10 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Catchy Tune
So this morning on the way into work, the car driver has a Spanish-language station on the radio (it's a somewhat risque morning-talk-radio show interspersed with songs here and there), and I hear a catchy tune that translates roughly as follows(stop me if you've heard this):
- When you wake up in the morning
And you turn on the light
Scratch your balls
[something something something something]
Chorus:
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
It's the second time I've heard the song. The first time I heard it, I thought I must have misunderstood the lyrics. So today I listened more carefully and, to my dismay, I discovered I had not.
I can hardly wait until Monday so that my ears can again be assaulted by that classy number! |
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07-15-2005, 10:18 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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WSOP
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Why don't we let the players bring portable curtains with them, so no one can see them at all?
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It would certainly make the event more watchable. Those folks look like they don't get out much. |
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07-15-2005, 11:15 AM
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Catchy Tune
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
So this morning on the way into work, the car driver has a Spanish-language station on the radio (it's a somewhat risque morning-talk-radio show interspersed with songs here and there), and I hear a catchy tune that translates roughly as follows(stop me if you've heard this):
- When you wake up in the morning
And you turn on the light
Scratch your balls
[something something something something]
Chorus:
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
It's the second time I've heard the song. The first time I heard it, I thought I must have misunderstood the lyrics. So today I listened more carefully and, to my dismay, I discovered I had not.
I can hardly wait until Monday so that my ears can again be assaulted by that classy number!
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La Mega se pega!!!
My favorite (up til now) was the one that went:
I think I know you
I think I know you
How do I know you?
I think I know you
I know you
I know you
etc.
Meringue is easy. |
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07-15-2005, 11:40 AM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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look at the location!
Ironweed hangs out with hipsters!!
From Overheard in New York:
If They Were Making Out, Would That Make It Worse?
Hipster #1: I mean, dude, one bar, two ex-girlfriends? That is totally uncool.
Hipster #2: Totally.
--Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden, Astoria
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07-15-2005, 11:44 AM
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#1320
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Guest
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look at the location!
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ironweed hangs out with hipsters!!
From Overheard in New York:
If They Were Making Out, Would That Make It Worse?
Hipster #1: I mean, dude, one bar, two ex-girlfriends? That is totally uncool.
Hipster #2: Totally.
--Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden, Astoria
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