Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Au contraire. I am a GREAT lay.

YOu are a great lay if Ollie was into pleather, dungeons, masks and cats. Othewise, you are a little dark.

And how many dead shows have you been to?

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I assure you that I am a fabulous lay and I create blowjob camels out of ordinary men. But my accent is Northeastern, darlin.

if your marriage ever hits the rawks, you know I got the first dibs. I invented loving you.

Dude. You can't call dibs on everyone! (I'm just sayin' -- I have no dog in this fight. No offense, Ollie, I'm sure you're a soooper dooper internet bf.)

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I don't doubt it. Alright already, you can be my internet gf. But don't expect fidelity. If I have to be the good husband irl, then I'm at least going to be sluty on the internet.

Jesus, I don't knwo what is the worse crime. G-gash claiming Sebby or Noirlady grabbing yoiu. Clearly I am the only one for both of you, on the internet.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I assure you that I am a fabulous lay and I create blowjob camels out of ordinary men. But my accent is Northeastern, darlin.

if your marriage ever hits the rawks, you know I got the first dibs. I invented loving you.

I hate myself for loving you.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I hate myself for loving you.

Gasp!!

I hate yourself for loving her too. And after all we've been through!

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You got knocked up, toots.

Shifter is so lucky he doesn't have a uterus.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Gasp!!

I hate yourself for loving her too. And after all we've been through!

Where is my flow chart again? I thought you were my internet girlsqueeze-on-the-side (actually, ABBA may be this as well)? I believe that gwnc has the righteous indignation rights. Crap. I seem to have overcommitted myself here.



[Ps. Ix-nay on the arrels-que while ister-may an-may is atching-way.]

Originally posted by dtb
Dude. You can't call dibs on everyone! (I'm just sayin' -- I have no dog in this fight. No offense, Ollie, I'm sure you're a soooper dooper internet bf.)

As compatible as Sebby and I are, I don't want to be a step-internet mother and I am not so sure he knows better.

I have been crushin Ollie since, what? 1999? 2000? Old skool.

Man he has been married a long time. Congrats on beating the odds, my man.

Originally posted by dtb
Gasp!!

I hate yourself for loving her too. And after all we've been through!

Do you think the Pretty Lady was making a pass? That is downright flattering as she is The Catch of the Vaginal Persuasionn.

But I am straight on the Internet.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Where is my flow chart again?

B'nB is supposed to be preparing the definitive (and laminated) version. So far, however, she's been somewhat delinquent, I don't mind revealing.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have no information about Kathy (Kathi?) Lee. I have not watched ET since the woman who gave people seizures was an anchor. Sometime in the early 90s maybe? And I am not sure I saw it more than a handful of times then.

Maybe MSNBC will run a story on her at some point and catch you up?

For comparison sake, the way Kathy Lee needed Regis, that's the way I need babyjesus. You can add that to my file. I am not sure if it sheds any light on KLG by reversing the comparison based upon your actual knowledge of my obviously holy ways. Aocymmv.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
For comparison sake, the way Kathy Lee needed Regis, that's the way I need babyjesus. You can add that to my file. I am not sure if it sheds any light on KLG by reversing the comparison based upon your actual knowledge of my obviously holy ways. Aocymmv.

I will be happy when you retire this babyjesus schtick.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
no Georgia girl for me. Sigh....

Ollie,

As it happens I was in Athens a week ot two ago and saw about 15,000 nubile coeds with melodious accents (and an improbably large percentage with blonde hair). I do not know if your wine-tasting Athenian was among them, but nevertheless applaud your restraint.

Clearly, your choice to abstain from dropping bits of UGA trivia allowed her to keep in check her impulse to rip your clothes off in the winery parking lot.

Anyone watch this? I need someone to discuss it with or I am sticking with Americas Next Top Model, which is a time conflict.

Not Spoiler:



Alexis Stewart reminds me of Sarah from BB6. Cute girl. Single?

Charles Koppelman is the father of a friend of my sister's from school. World's Biggest Jap=bnb wont be able to compete. For example, when she first moved off campus, Koppelman furnisher her apartment entirely in Pink Leather. It is true. I wonder if my sister went to school with Bethenny- how did that yenta get into natural foods anwyway?

Anyone recognize Jim (the Bart Bravernman looking homophobe?) I know I know that guy and its really bugging me.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I'm with ncs on her naming system. Only problem is that hurricane C.C. DeVille has already occurred, at the Rock Walk induction ceremony... Good lord how can you stay that high for 20 years? Maybe CeCe Wayans would work.

And it will occur again! C.C. is part of the cast of Surreal Life 6 (yeah, amazing), along with Sherman Helmsley (George Jefferson), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), Tawny Kitaen (Whitesnake bimbo and Bachelor Party), Alexis Arquette (apparently the tranny brother of the other Arquettes), Andrea Lowell (Playboy), Florence Henderson (duh), and a reality "hunk" to be chosen by the others.

And Kathy Griffin calls herself D list?!?!