A frolic in Cambodia

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I enjoy keeping my key card in my wallet and not taking it out of my back pocket to enter and leave the office. It's like I'm unlocking doors by pressing my butt against the sensor. My magical butt.


Of course, many people do this, but I only get joy out of it when it's my butt.

I don't want to cause no fuss, but can I buy your magic butt?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Every time I am in the elevator with another person, we discuss sabotage.

Who would be any the wiser?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't want to cause no fuss, but can I buy your magic butt?

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
those stupid screens are in my apartment building! On the weekend I am assaulted by infomercials in my own fucking elevator. Every time I am in the elevator with another person, we discuss sabotage.

I have set my goal as having more of my deals trumpetted on the elevator screen than anyone else in my firm. I got a bunch during the boom, fewer recently.

It's an exciting life.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
those stupid screens are in my apartment building! On the weekend I am assaulted by infomercials in my own fucking elevator. Every time I am in the elevator with another person, we discuss sabotage.

In better years, I was in a single tenant office building. The elevators had tvs, which would usually play financial news and company propaganda. But sometimes it would just show regular tv, like daytime baseball games or christmas specials (in December). I'd have to make extra stops just to get to the end of an inning.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.

Okay, Fringie, is this a sense of entitlement? Just expectation? A child needing discipline?

[SlaveNoMore]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who would be any the wiser?

Sure. And get evicted.

But not if you

1) Cover:

2) Locate:

3) Disconnect with:

4) Now, unleash Hell:

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I have set my goal as having more of my deals trumpetted on the elevator screen than anyone else in my firm. I got a bunch during the boom, fewer recently.

That is so adorable!!! But you know what would be the very apex of cute? If the kids got to visit Daddy's office and push the buttons in the elevator when one of Daddy's deals was being trumpeted! And it would be even better if the spinster permassociate were in the elevator with PMS and a migraine at the time!!!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That is so adorable!!! But you know what would be the very apex of cute? If the kids got to visit Daddy's office and push the buttons in the elevator when one of Daddy's deals was being trumpeted! And it would be even better if the spinster permassociate were in the elevator with PMS and a migraine at the time!!!

Shouldn't she be taking the stairs, anyway?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Okay, Fringie, is this a sense of entitlement? Just expectation? A child needing discipline?

This is about yearning for sex. He needs a cougar with a magic butt, open for business.

Really, you need to watch the porno.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That is so adorable!!! But you know what would be the very apex of cute? If the kids got to visit Daddy's office and push the buttons in the elevator when one of Daddy's deals was being trumpeted! And it would be even better if the spinster permassociate were in the elevator with PMS and a migraine at the time!!!

It's good to see you getting enthusiastic about something.

Now, if we could just see that kind of passion for your work...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's good to see you getting enthusiastic about something.

Now, if we could just see that kind of passion for your work...

I can see where rp got her migraine.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's good to see you getting enthusiastic about something.

Now, if we could just see that kind of passion for your work...

Why would I waste my passion on work?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Curiously, I figured the one person here who might wait in that line was you. Well, maybe AdL, too, but I think he's driving HIS NEW SAAB all over Bucks county.

As for the barber, 5 of 6 get what I'm asking when I say just a light trim, etc. etc. (and I'm more descriptive there than really anyone here cares to read). One guy doesn't. "English, man" doesn't seem to be a good approach.

I'm not really a video game guy, though Halo kicks serious ass. If I ever ned to get a divorce, x-box and Halo will be just the ticket.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why would I waste my passion on work?

I'm just trying to be helpful; if you're happy as an oversexed permassociate hunting manflesh through the night instead of a puckered up future partner slaving under florescent, far be it from me to complain.