Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 89

Penske_Account · 09-22-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

That's a $1500 vibrator in case you are wondering. Yes. You heard me. Fifteen hundred dollars.

http://www.makeyoublush.com/catalog/...ld_4424823.htm

For $1500, this thing better climb out of the drawer on its own, wake me up by whispering in my ear, take its time removing my clothing, suck my nipples, lick my clit, slam me up against the wall, clean me up with a warm, wet washcloth and light my cigarette for me afterwards.

Are you taking bids? I can pencil this out at lower than $1500.

ltl/fb · 09-22-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
YOu are a great lay if Ollie was into pleather, dungeons, masks and cats. Othewise, you are a little dark.

And how many dead shows have you been to?

Maybe ollie's into that on the internet. And none. If that disqualifies me from internet gf status, so be it. I'd rather be alone.

Penske_Account · 09-22-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Every so often, though quite rarely, I think "man, this would be a really good time to be single."

Take yesterday, for instance. Work has taken me to a distant part of the state. But I finish up pretty early, and decide to hit a couple of area wineries, since I don't get down that way often. Ended up tasting wine with an extremely cool chick from Athens, GA, who was doing the same thing as me (finished work, checking out some wine before heading back to Portland, where she's stay the night before flying out the next day). Smart, funny, reasonably hot, and a killer accent. Good musical tastes, even (both new stuff and a double-diget Dead show count). Digs wine.

Now, were I single, this would have been one helluva one night stand opportunity. Maybe even an excuse to visit Athens some time. But, I'm happily-married-with-kids guy, so not for me.

I think I actually developed something of a crush on this girl. I don't know when that last happened.

Ehh, she was probably a lousy lay anyway.

What wineries?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 09-22-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jesus, I don't knwo what is the worse crime. G-gash claiming Sebby or Noirlady grabbing yoiu. Clearly I am the only one for both of you, on the internet.

No problem; I'm a philandering bastard on the internet.

ltl/fb · 09-22-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
No problem; I'm a philandering bastard on the internet.

It's over. Fun while it lasted. I will always treasury the memories of our time together.

Penske_Account · 09-22-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Dunno about the agent, but the lawyer would probably keep busy with lawsuits.

there are plenty of sales jobs at best buy and circuit city to keep those agents busy. also cold calling and envelope stuffing. all of those jobs should easily be able to accommodate the vast talents of R/E agents.

dtb · 09-22-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
No problem; I'm a philandering bastard on the internet.

Oh?

I take back what I said about your being a soooper dooper internet bf.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 09-22-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Ollie,

As it happens I was in Athens a week ot two ago and saw about 15,000 nubile coeds with melodious accents (and an improbably large percentage with blonde hair). I do not know if your wine-tasting Athenian was among them, but nevertheless applaud your restraint.

Clearly, your choice to abstain from dropping bits of UGA trivia allowed her to keep in check her impulse to rip your clothes off in the winery parking lot.

My Georgian was of the rare dark-haired variety. And an employee of UGA. I'd guess early 30s. Sexual peak, and all that.

Fuck. What is the Sebby-approved way of offing myself over this lost opportunity?

09-22-2005, 05:16 PM

Is the Hotel Wellington decent? Fucking hard to get a place in the city for some reason.

ltl/fb · 09-22-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Oh?

I take back what I said about your being a soooper dooper internet bf.

I don't care about philandering per se, but either don't let me know who you are philandering with or make sure I would approve.

Or, start it off with interesting stories of the philandering, and then let slip who it is. More palatable that way.

robustpuppy · 09-22-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Shifter is so lucky he doesn't have a uterus.

Luckier still that he never got near yours.

dtb · 09-22-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't care about philandering per se,

Horses/Folks and all that.

I am a one-man woman on the internet.

09-22-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
My Georgian was of the rare dark-haired variety. And an employee of UGA. I'd guess early 30s. Sexual peak, and all that.

Fuck. What is the Sebby-approved way of offing myself over this lost opportunity?

Did you get her contact information by any chance?

ltl/fb · 09-22-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Horses/Folks and all that.

I am a one-man woman on the internet.

Oh, I know. I was clarifying the underlying reasons for my dumping of ollie.

Or, I'm fucked up, and only want what I can't have.

Penske_Account · 09-22-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If he is an admin, how come I am able to ignore him?

We may have to vow to stay here forever and take Hank's five grand.

2. Should we also sell Insurgency t-shirts?