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06-21-2007, 11:07 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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I know it when i see it
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I watched "I eat 33,000 calories a day" last night. i think it was on discovery network. Anyways, it was about 5 or 6 really really fat people, like 500-800 pounds. they showed them each basically nude or in underwear, and they also showed a table piled with all they food they eat in a normal day. My favorite was this 800 lb. black guy who figured "fuck it" and started eating more food off the table even though he had already eaten all of that that day, and even though the stuff on the table was to illustrate a point- he was like "I'll illustrate the point!' Tough love can't stop a hungry gut.
Anyway every 10 minutes or so they cut to some scientist-yawn who babbled about hormones and genetic makeup and crap. It was really like in old porno where they had to stick in educational content or it was illegal, redeeming social value, and a scientist would talk about how the behavior was normal, given the girl's abnormality. But everyone knows what we are looking at it for.
The bacon and eggs from the British pubs looked really good. I wonder if I was born in the UK, would I still be a perfect specimen?
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Felt fucked up to watch that while going through a whole bag of ruffles and a quart of sour cream and onion dip, but what the fuck. |
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06-21-2007, 11:12 PM
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#1322
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Strawberry Shortcake Berry Blossom Festival
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Which region developed the blueberry squishy?
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Malvern, Kansas.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-22-2007, 12:14 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Pussy Galore
Hey! They're not naked -- they're all wearing these yellow star-shaped pasties.
AON, go Guadaloupe!
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-22-2007, 10:08 AM
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
Posts: 919
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Strawberry Shortcake Berry Blossom Festival
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's not the money -- it's the time. I need to take a position on this album, I am way too important and busy to sit down and listen to it.
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I listened to it last night. Title track = good, stripped down rock. Rest of the CD = self-indulgent mediocrity. |
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06-22-2007, 10:12 AM
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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Thomas the Train
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The handwriting is juvenile. I guess she does not write much.
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Who handwrites anymore? |
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06-22-2007, 11:11 AM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Pussy Galore
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Hey! They're not naked -- they're all wearing these yellow star-shaped pasties.
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I assume you clicked on those photos.
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06-22-2007, 11:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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More baseball!
What do you do when your team trades away one of your favorite players (who they should freaking re-sign)? If Mark Buehrle goes to the Mets, I'm going to be pissed. We signed Contreras and Javy Vasquez to long term deals (and they both suck), but we're going to let Buehrle go, even though he's a homegrown crowd favorite with career numbers that match Glavine at the same age? Fuck. There's going to be no one left from the World Series team.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-22-2007, 12:02 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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More baseball!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What do you do when your team trades away one of your favorite players (who they should freaking re-sign)? If Mark Buehrle goes to the Mets, I'm going to be pissed. We signed Contreras and Javy Vasquez to long term deals (and they both suck), but we're going to let Buehrle go, even though he's a homegrown crowd favorite with career numbers that match Glavine at the same age? Fuck. There's going to be no one left from the World Series team.
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The Bulls should make the Playoffs.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2007, 12:03 PM
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#1329
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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More baseball!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Bulls should make the Playoffs.
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I don't know why they're not going after Garnett.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-22-2007, 12:14 PM
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#1330
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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More baseball!
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know why they're not going after Garnett.
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Aren't they capped?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2007, 12:19 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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The Bodygroom
If nothing else, I give Phillips/Norelco points for style in the ad.
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-22-2007, 12:22 PM
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#1332
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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More baseball!
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Aren't they capped?
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Probably. And that's likely the reason.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-22-2007, 12:23 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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More baseball!
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What do you do when your team trades away one of your favorite players (who they should freaking re-sign)? If Mark Buehrle goes to the Mets, I'm going to be pissed. We signed Contreras and Javy Vasquez to long term deals (and they both suck), but we're going to let Buehrle go, even though he's a homegrown crowd favorite with career numbers that match Glavine at the same age? Fuck. There's going to be no one left from the World Series team.
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In the Red Sox case, see them win the World Series.
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[Dictated but not read]
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06-22-2007, 12:44 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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More baseball!
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
In the Red Sox case, see them win the World Series.
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I hope you're referring to Bronson Arroyo.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-22-2007, 12:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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No arrest reports?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mlb.com says the Yankees are 8 games behind the Redsox. last time i looked, it was like 11 or 12. Typo?
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Apparently, yes. |
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