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04-07-2004, 06:20 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Or, this woman who looks like someone and I can't put my finger on it.
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Jay Leno? |
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04-07-2004, 06:20 PM
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#122
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How about this? Hot pro soccer player.
 Or, this woman who looks like someone and I can't put my finger on it.
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Do they ALL have fake teeth? Is everyone getting porcelain? B/c I still have my real teeth.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-07-2004, 06:21 PM
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#123
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. But it pays well. That's why it's one of the best jobs out there.
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You mean better than professional inline skater? How much could that possibly pay. And NFL cheerleader - I know that doesn't pay much - can't you call yourself what you really are? Hooters waitress/summer stripper.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-07-2004, 06:23 PM
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#124
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Maybe the "terrible mistake" is that Jock Boy forgets to give his friend a rose, so she can't help him any more???
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In related news, MTV is hyping the premiere of "Punk'd" by saying there was a very very very good reason for Kutcher to announce he was ending the show, only to bring it back in full effect within weeks of the announcement.
Dayhhhhhhhhh . . . I wonder what that means. Dayhhhhhhhhhhh . . . |
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04-07-2004, 06:23 PM
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#125
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do they ALL have fake teeth? Is everyone getting porcelain? B/c I still have my real teeth.
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I don't know that they're all fake, but they've all had the teeth bleaching done. You can't be on TV without the teeth bleaching. Hell even Rudy from Survivor had it done.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-07-2004, 06:23 PM
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#126
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I call bullshit. Every rose ceremony is the "most exciting rose ceremony ever." They have no credibility on the comparatives. What's next: This Bachelor has the best soundtrack yet?
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That's because Donald Trump is the scriptwriter.
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Boogers!
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04-07-2004, 06:23 PM
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#127
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do they ALL have fake teeth? Is everyone getting porcelain? B/c I still have my real teeth.
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Translation:
Pass the blow pops, hold the floss.
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04-07-2004, 06:23 PM
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#128
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. But it pays well. That's why it's one of the best jobs out there.
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Sweet schmooze dinners, and, if you're working for teh right co., tons of sample packs of drugs.
I lived across teh apartment hallway from a drug rep for a year, and he had huge boxes of xanax, ambien, and other assorted feel-good drugs showing up on his doorstep on a regular basis. Stunningly bad security. No idea if he had to account for where each sample went. |
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04-07-2004, 06:25 PM
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#129
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sweet schmooze dinners, and, if you're working for teh right co., tons of sample packs of drugs.
I lived across teh apartment hallway from a drug rep for a year, and he had huge boxes of xanax, ambien, and other assorted feel-good drugs showing up on his doorstep on a regular basis. Stunningly bad security. No idea if he had to account for where each sample went.
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Dammit. You lucky bastard. I had a friend that was a Tylenol rep. I got all the Tylenol I could ever use in 1 lifetime - but who the hell cares about Tylenol.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-07-2004, 06:29 PM
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#130
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dammit. You lucky bastard. I had a friend that was a Tylenol rep. I got all the Tylenol I could ever use in 1 lifetime - but who the hell cares about Tylenol.
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I wonder if he wanted you to take it all at once.
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04-07-2004, 06:29 PM
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#131
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Jay Leno?
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No. More like Jenny McCarthy but with someone else thrown in.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-07-2004, 06:30 PM
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#132
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sweet schmooze dinners, and, if you're working for teh right co., tons of sample packs of drugs.
I lived across teh apartment hallway from a drug rep for a year, and he had huge boxes of xanax, ambien, and other assorted feel-good drugs showing up on his doorstep on a regular basis. Stunningly bad security. No idea if he had to account for where each sample went.
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Knowing the drug reps who get good samples = good.
Knowing the doctors that they give those samples to regularly = even better.
Knowing some of both = best. |
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04-07-2004, 06:30 PM
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#133
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wonder if he wanted you to take it all at once.
TM
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I was thinking we'd just discovered the motive behind the tylenol cyanide tampering....
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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04-07-2004, 06:31 PM
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#134
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Another Lame-Ass Sock
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Hanging out with all the other lame-ass socks, which is redundant, of course
Posts: 1
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by LessinSF
That's because Donald Trump is the scriptwriter.
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Right you are, Ken. Indeed.
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I would be as lame as you if it weren't for the fact that I know it.
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04-07-2004, 06:32 PM
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#135
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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The Bachelor tonight on ABC
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In related news, MTV is hyping the premiere of "Punk'd" by saying there was a very very very good reason for Kutcher to announce he was ending the show, only to bring it back in full effect within weeks of the announcement.
Dayhhhhhhhhh . . . I wonder what that means. Dayhhhhhhhhhhh . . .
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It means poor Ashton was blacklisted in Hollywood as no one wanted to go near the fucker |
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