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[Shape Shifter]

When do you start messing with people's avatars? Do we have to announce sides, or are you picking them?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
At your firm if you ask for Kobe he'll be there the next day?

Not unless you want a nice ass raping.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I doubt it. She told all of us that you are impotent.

and we all know it's better to look impotent than to be impotent

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not unless you want a nice ass raping.

Hey now, just because the only way you'll get anal is by rape, doesn't mean that sometimes it's not just a nice ass-fucking

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not unless you want a nice ass raping.

You are not partnership material

Originally posted by barely_legal
Eh, spoilers posted before the show don't bother me. I already think I know what all the Surivor twists are and who is getting kicked off tonight. I am a spoiler whore and I always find that stuff out ahead of time. It's different when somebody posts about something that they KNOW happened on the show b/c they already watched it.

However, I'm at a loss for Apprentice tonight. Less and I have a bet and I don't want to lose but for the life of me I can't find any spoilers about who is getting kicked off tonight. If anybody knows anything, pm me.

So let me get this straight. You like likely spoilres and you hate certain spoilers? I don't get it.

Also, you guys both bet knowing the same likely spoilers? How are you not betting on the same contestant? Do you guys each have favorite spoiler spots so can choose different contestants?

I am sorry Less, but this is way more manspinsterish than watching educational dog show programming, whjic, by the way, is a sport.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
[note: I substituted this for a racist comment in response to your sexist one] [because I know how much you love the smilies]

It's amazing that your eyes don't roll into the back of your head when you say something sexist.* But I've learned that your approach is to simply not acknowledge it.

TM

*Llike when you just knew that I meant that some model was hot and not fat or some stupid jump-to-sexist-conclusion-bullshit when I said "she's comfortable with her body" instead of her being comfortable enough with her body that she can take 10,000 naked photos, which is exactly what I meant and word-for-word what I said.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's amazing that your eyes don't roll into the back of your head when you say something sexist.* But I've learned that your approach is to simply not acknowledge it.

Exactamundo, as Fonzie might say.

Originally posted by mmm3587
Fuck, now I will have to cross you off my crush list.

In other TiVo news, ever since I recorded "Hookers at the Point: Five Years Later" to see what those crazy whores are up to (Damn, DeeDee, you're still tricking for $20!?!), TiVo has been recording all this softcore porn for me. Like Real Sex and some documentary on HBO about that dude who does mass public nudes. There were some hot chicks in that one, though. I think that I saw robust's puppies.

Hate to break it to you but robust 's puppies look morelike this.



FYI, for those of you interestedin learning about purebred dogs, the dog on the left is the Chinese Crested (smooth variety). It also comes in a "powderpuff variety" which pretty much looks like a bichon frise without the lion haircut. The creature on the right is supposed to be another chinese crested, but I suspect it is actually Slave.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hate to break it to you but robust 's puppies look morelike this.

mmmmmm, Chinese cresteds.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
mmmmmm, Chinese cresteds.

You want more? I am so glad you asked. Here is a picture of the Powerpuff Chinese Crested. Is it a cute little fucker or what?

Also, I should correct my prior statement. The dog on the left in my prior post is a "hairless variety" (you would have thought I would get that one right, ha ha!). http://images.search.yahoo.com/searc...no=10&tt=6,927

Also, one more fun fact that I learned from watching a dog show. The hairless and powderpuff can both be born in the same litter! Isn't that amazing? Also, the hairless ones tend to fare better in dog shows (I do not know why- their freakish appearance?) Perhaps Slave is onto something.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's amazing that your eyes don't roll into the back of your head when you say something sexist

Her eyes only roll into the back of her head when she's double fisting. And maybe during a nice slow ass fucking.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Her eyes only roll into the back of her head when she's double fisting. And maybe during a nice slow ass fucking.

I was going to ask you how you knew, but I really don't want to know.

TM

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I was going to ask you how you knew, but I really don't want to know.

TM

Yo' mama is truly a fountain of information. A fountain of lots of things, come to think of it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Her eyes only roll into the back of her head when she's double fisting.

The food kind, not the alcohol kind.