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[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, a friend of mine has a gf (long distance) and she wants to give him a gift, in the form of a threesome. They've tried a few times to rope a third girl in. One time with a stripper, but that fell through when she said she was only a lesbian.

Another time they spent like five hours with a couple at some swingers bar. The potential other girl's guy wanted to watch her with someone else and she was all for it (or so it seemed), and I think the three of them even fooled around a bit at the club. Unfortunately, the couple excused themselves to go to the bathroom before they were all supposed to go back to the hotel room and just disappeared. (Doh.)

So, finally, this guy is in a good situation. He and his gf are in Vegas and have a hot girl interested (she's hotter than his gf, which, as you will see, isn't good). She's all for it. They talk for a long time and he pounds straight vodka after vodka (I guess to loosen himself up). He ends up toe-up-drunk. Shit faced. But that's okay, because they're all still on their way back to the room to get it on.

Back at the hotel, this guy gets into a fight with his gf and says (no joke), the following: "You know, I don't really even want you involved in this at all." GF leaves. Other girl leaves. He passes out.

When he wakes up the next morning, he doesn't remember anything past getting in the cab. His gf is gone and is not answering her phone. Six hours pass and he finally gets a call from his gf right before he boards his flight. She tells him that they're done. Finished. Kaput. (A few days later she tells him why.)

First of all, why get that drunk? Wouldn't you want to be able to enjoy it or at least remember it?

Second of all, there's really nothing to say about his comment other than to ask, "Did he really want to have one?" I mean, that's just inexcusable.

Other comments?

TM

Karl Malone down the stretch.
Mike Martz
Herm Edwards
Byung H. Kim
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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's easy to feel invincible in Vegas.


Maybe he thought he would blow his load immediately when the two girls started to undress...

Maybe a little of that- trying to prolong things a little. And probably big time nervousness. Unless you've done the threesome thing a few times, who would know where to start and where to go. It would be like being back in 8th grade. No one wants to fuck up something like that, and maybe he looked for calm in the bottle.

Did she dump him just based upon that night? You said "reasons later."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Karl Malone down the stretch.
Mike Martz
Herm Edwards
Byung H. Kim
Your friend.

Oh and by the way, I'm going to Vegas tomorrow afternoon for a bachelor party. If you can get the number of that hot girl, just send me a private message.

KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! (not about the going to Vegas part - but I'm going to be hanging out with my bachelor cousin and fleecing the tourists at the 8-16 game at the Bellagio, and not cheating on my wife).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe a little of that- trying to prolong things a little. And probably big time nervousness. Unless you've done the threesome thing a few times, who would know where to start and where to go. It would be like being back in 8th grade. No one wants to fuck up something like that, and maybe he looked for calm in the bottle.

Did she dump him just based upon that night? You said "reasons later."

I haven't had a threesome, but I know I'd be excited. And probably a little bit nervous. Waiting for it to happen would be like trying to go to bed on Christmas Eve as a 5-year old.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe a little of that- trying to prolong things a little. And probably big time nervousness. Unless you've done the threesome thing a few times, who would know where to start and where to go. It would be like being back in 8th grade. No one wants to fuck up something like that, and maybe he looked for calm in the bottle.

Did she dump him just based upon that night? You said "reasons later."

This may sound harsh, but if a guy is so nervous before a threesome, even if it's his first, that he has to get shit-faced, he would deserve having his GF turn to him and saying, "you know, I'm not sure I want to have you involved in this at all."

Finding calm (or nerve) in a bottle is not sexy.

(Who would know where to start and where to go. Good lord.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I haven't had a threesome,

Huh?

Wonk said Sequels is really into them.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Why no buzz here on "Rome?" I haven't watched it yet (the baby is seriously cutting into our TV time, and what time we have is spent on 24 DVDs (season 3, episode 3 coming up), but we've got the episodes saved. Best show ever?

I've heard good things and have instucted TiVo to record it, but I haven't seen an episode yet. I'm holding off until the next time balt comes down, though I'm not putting big money on the chances of our actually getting around to watching it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This may sound harsh, but if a guy is so nervous before a threesome, even if it's his first, that he has to get shit-faced, he would deserve having his GF turn to him and saying, "you know, I'm not sure I want to have you involved in this at all."

Finding calm (or nerve) in a bottle is not sexy.

(Who would know where to start and where to go. Good lord.)

1 the friend told the gf that.
2 you can't be harsh about a hypo.
3 no one said getting passed out drunk was a good course of action. He fucked up- everyone agrees. The question was why would he take the 3rd drink, then the 4th, etc.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This may sound harsh, but if a guy is so nervous before a threesome, even if it's his first, that he has to get shit-faced, he would deserve having his GF turn to him and saying, "you know, I'm not sure I want to have you involved in this at all."

Finding calm (or nerve) in a bottle is not sexy.

(Who would know where to start and where to go. Good lord.)

He took it too far. A nice buzz would have been perfect.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1 the friend told the gf that.
2 you can't be harsh about a hypo.
3 no one said getting passed out drunk was a good course of action. The question was why would he take the 3rd drink, then the 4th, etc.

I know. I'm saying that if I were one of the girls, watching him pound his vodkas in that situation would be a turn-off.

(It would be different if he were already heading toward getting shit-faced at a party, and was charmingly loose in a Sebbyish sort of way, and by the time he realized he was going to get a threesome, he was already in that stage where his judgment was off and he kept ordering more drinks because that's the first stupid thing drunk people do.)

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, a friend of mine has a gf (long distance) and she wants to give him a gift, in the form of a threesome. They've tried a few times to rope a third girl in. One time with a stripper, but that fell through when she said she was only a lesbian.

Another time they spent like five hours with a couple at some swingers bar. The potential other girl's guy wanted to watch her with someone else and she was all for it (or so it seemed), and I think the three of them even fooled around a bit at the club. Unfortunately, the couple excused themselves to go to the bathroom before they were all supposed to go back to the hotel room and just disappeared. (Doh.)

So, finally, this guy is in a good situation. He and his gf are in Vegas and have a hot girl interested (she's hotter than his gf, which, as you will see, isn't good). She's all for it. They talk for a long time and he pounds straight vodka after vodka (I guess to loosen himself up). He ends up toe-up-drunk. Shit faced. But that's okay, because they're all still on their way back to the room to get it on.

Back at the hotel, this guy gets into a fight with his gf and says (no joke), the following: "You know, I don't really even want you involved in this at all." GF leaves. Other girl leaves. He passes out.

When he wakes up the next morning, he doesn't remember anything past getting in the cab. His gf is gone and is not answering her phone. Six hours pass and he finally gets a call from his gf right before he boards his flight. She tells him that they're done. Finished. Kaput. (A few days later she tells him why.)

First of all, why get that drunk? Wouldn't you want to be able to enjoy it or at least remember it?

Second of all, there's really nothing to say about his comment other than to ask, "Did he really want to have one?" I mean, that's just inexcusable.

Other comments?

TM

I've told you to stay away from the vodka - you just can't handle it. I can't believe you fucked this up twice.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, a friend of mine has a gf (long distance) and she wants to give him a gift, in the form of a threesome. They've tried a few times to rope a third girl in. One time with a stripper, but that fell through when she said she was only a lesbian.

Another time they spent like five hours with a couple at some swingers bar. The potential other girl's guy wanted to watch her with someone else and she was all for it (or so it seemed), and I think the three of them even fooled around a bit at the club. Unfortunately, the couple excused themselves to go to the bathroom before they were all supposed to go back to the hotel room and just disappeared. (Doh.)

So, finally, this guy is in a good situation. He and his gf are in Vegas and have a hot girl interested (she's hotter than his gf, which, as you will see, isn't good). She's all for it. They talk for a long time and he pounds straight vodka after vodka (I guess to loosen himself up). He ends up toe-up-drunk. Shit faced. But that's okay, because they're all still on their way back to the room to get it on.

Back at the hotel, this guy gets into a fight with his gf and says (no joke), the following: "You know, I don't really even want you involved in this at all." GF leaves. Other girl leaves. He passes out.

When he wakes up the next morning, he doesn't remember anything past getting in the cab. His gf is gone and is not answering her phone. Six hours pass and he finally gets a call from his gf right before he boards his flight. She tells him that they're done. Finished. Kaput. (A few days later she tells him why.)

First of all, why get that drunk? Wouldn't you want to be able to enjoy it or at least remember it?

Second of all, there's really nothing to say about his comment other than to ask, "Did he really want to have one?" I mean, that's just inexcusable.

Other comments?

TM

Sounds like the relationship must have been pretty weak to start with if that's all took to break it off. Certainly within the context there is the obvious potential for that thought. Maybe he didn't need to say it but so its really not that egregious. Certainly not something that should wreck a solid relationship (especially in the context of being a relationship where both parties were into opening the sex part up), unless it was a not solid relationship to start with.

My understanding is, if you are going to open up the sex part of the relationship, you need to look at sex as solely an act. A pasttime. And not something with deeper meaning, so that whether its a 3some or your partner just off with another, there are no hard feelings, npi. Compare it to golf. Suppose you always played golf with your wife and then you added a third player, your divorced neighbour, a guy, and then at some point, drunk or not, you said to your wife I'd rather just golf with the neighbour, that shouldn't cause the relationship to break up. Its just golf. Getting the ball in the hole and all that.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
(It would be different if he were already heading toward getting shit-faced at a party, and was charmingly loose in a Sebbyish sort of way, and by the time he realized he was going to get a threesome, he was already in that stage where his judgment was off and he kept ordering more drinks because that's the first stupid thing drunk people do.)

Translation: I'd fuck Sebby no matter how drunk he was.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ironweed
Translation: I'd fuck Sebby no matter how drunk he was.

Sebby is a red herring. I was really thinking of you.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Sounds like the relationship must have been pretty weak to start with if that's all took to break it off. Certainly within the context there is the obvious potential for that thought. Maybe he didn't need to say it but so its really not that egregious. Certainly not something that should wreck a solid relationship (especially in the context of being a relationship where both parties were into opening the sex part up), unless it was a not solid relationship to start with.

My understanding is, if you are going to open up the sex part of the relationship, you need to look at sex as solely an act. A pasttime. And not something with deeper meaning, so that whether its a 3some or your partner just off with another, there are no hard feelings, npi. Compare it to golf. Suppose you always played golf with your wife and then you added a third player, your divorced neighbour, a guy, and then at some point, drunk or not, you said to your wife I'd rather just golf with the neighbour, that shouldn't cause the relationship to break up. Its just golf. Getting the ball in the hole and all that.

You're officially senile.