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05-17-2004, 04:35 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Sopranos
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Originally posted by ironweed
Dude, even hip young early-twentysomethings like me have seen The Godfather, ok? Quit, like, patronis . . . patroniz . . . talking down to us and stuff.
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Seeing isn't always understanding, young one.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-17-2004, 04:46 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Sopranos
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Seeing isn't always understanding, young one.
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I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-17-2004, 04:57 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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the face that launched $46 mil over the weekend?
Helen of Troy looks better in this photo than she does in the trailer by about 98.4%.
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05-17-2004, 04:59 PM
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#1339
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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the face that launched $46 mil over the weekend?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Helen of Troy looks better in this photo than she does in the trailer by about 98.4%.
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Uh, I think it is a more rugged face attached to a muscled body that launched at least part of the $46 mil over the weekend. I am told that the guy who plays Hector is a hottie, too.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-17-2004, 05:00 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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I never really thought about this issue before
IOC Clears Transsexuals for Competition
30 minutes ago
LAUSANNE, Switzerland - Transsexuals were cleared Monday to compete in the Olympics for the first time. Under a proposal approved by the IOC (news - web sites) executive board, athletes who have undergone sex-change surgery will be eligible for the Olympics if their new gender has been legally recognized and they have gone through a minimum two-year period of postoperative hormone therapy.
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The decision, which covers both male-to-female and female-to-male cases, goes into effect starting with the Athens Olympics in August.
The IOC had put off a decision in February, saying more time was needed to consider all the medical issues.
Some members had been concerned whether male-to-female transsexuals would have physical advantages competing against women.
Men have higher levels of testosterone and greater muscle-to-fat ratio and heart and lung capacity. However, doctors say, testosterone levels and muscle mass drop after hormone therapy and sex-change surgery.
IOC spokeswoman Giselle Davies said the situation of transsexuals competing in high-level sports was "rare but becoming more common."
IOC medical director Patrick Schamasch said no specific sports had been singled out by the ruling.
"Any sport may be touched by this problem," he said. "Until now, we didn't have any rules or regulations. We needed to establish some sort of policy."
Until 1999, the IOC conducted gender verification tests at the Olympics but the screenings were dropped before the 2000 Sydney Games (news - web sites).
One of the best known cases of transsexuals in sports involves Renee Richards, formerly Richard Raskind, who played on the women's tennis tour in the 1970s.
In March, Australia's Mianne Bagger became the first transsexual to play in a pro golf tournament.
Michelle Dumaresq, formerly Michael, has competed in mountain bike racing for Canada.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-17-2004, 05:01 PM
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#1341
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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How I spent my weekend
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Boogers!
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05-17-2004, 05:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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How I spent my weekend
After seeing these pictures, my existence seems rather redundant.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2004, 05:14 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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How I spent my weekend
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
After seeing these pictures, my existence seems rather redundant.
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How so? You're not one of those naked people covered in drooping bunching cellulite that feel compelled to share the beauty of the human form with the rest of us, are you?
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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05-17-2004, 05:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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How I spent my weekend
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Originally posted by purse junkie
How so? You're not one of those naked people covered in drooping bunching cellulite that feel compelled to share the beauty of the human form with the rest of us, are you?
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No. Running and keg stands. That just about sums it up.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2004, 05:18 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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How I spent my weekend
Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
How so? You're not one of those naked people covered in drooping bunching cellulite that feel compelled to share the beauty of the human form with the rest of us, are you?
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Don't forget the scrawny guy with the chicken legs - just as bad.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-17-2004, 05:18 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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the face that launched $46 mil over the weekend?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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- This is not the movie for people who have read and reread the "The Iliad" and have dreamed of the Trojan War, the clash of civilizations, the mighty armies and outsize personalities. It is more for people who want to see Brad Pitt in a tunic, some good combat scenes and a little romance.
It is also not for people who have contemplated Helen of Troy and wondered at a face that could launch a thousand ships. The Helen of Troy we get here, as played by Diane Kruger, looks more like Helen of Troy, N.Y. -- a pretty girl who could easily launch a paddle boat, maybe, or a couple of canoes, but that's about all.
Mick La Salle review. ("Despite their worthiness, an undertone of sadness pervades Troy, as if the people know that 3,000 years later the Greeks will still be a nation, while they will be a brand of contraceptives.")
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05-17-2004, 05:19 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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the face that launched $46 mil over the weekend?
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, I think it is a more rugged face attached to a muscled body that launched at least part of the $46 mil over the weekend. I am told that the guy who plays Hector is a hottie, too.
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Yes.
I was told that Achilles has a fine fine ass in that movie. And that you get to see a lot of it. You're right - that's totally what sold tickets this weekend.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-17-2004, 05:20 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Channeling DTB
I happened to be on this page of the GWU school of education.
http://gsehd.gwu.edu/gsehd/index.cfm...Page&pageID=26
which notes that the school of education is known for " its'[list of programs]" I was so outraged that a school of education couldn't get this correct that I emailed the web admin to suggest if they aren't already embarassed, they should be, and to please fix the "its'"
What has DTB done to me?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-17-2004, 05:22 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Channeling DTB
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
I happened to be on this page of the GWU school of education.
http://gsehd.gwu.edu/gsehd/index.cfm...Page&pageID=26
which notes that the school of education is known for " its'[list of programs]" I was so outraged that a school of education couldn't get this correct that I emailed the web admin to suggest if they aren't already embarassed, they should be, and to please fix the "its'"
What has DTB done to me?
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You don't know how that warms my heart. Thank you.
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05-17-2004, 05:23 PM
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#1350
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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the face that launched $46 mil over the weekend?
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The Helen of Troy we get here, as played by Diane Kruger, looks more like Helen of Troy, N.Y. -- a pretty girl who could easily launch a paddle boat, maybe, or a couple of canoes, but that's about all
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This joke is too easy. And I know this b/c I've made the "maybe she could launch five or possibly six ships" joke (and variations thereof) ad nauseum already.
And I'm not funny.
She's hot, but she's not the-women-who-screwed-William-Wallace hot.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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