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12-16-2004, 05:04 PM
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#1351
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Rules to Drink By
Not for guys. We get better looking (to ourselves).
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-16-2004, 05:07 PM
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#1352
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Rules to Drink By
I like number 15, in large bold font: 15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-16-2004, 05:07 PM
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#1353
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Rules to Drink By
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not for guys. We get better looking (to ourselves).
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That one is for guys.
Why would a drunk girl in a bar need confidence? |
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12-16-2004, 05:08 PM
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#1354
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ABBA, you forgot about douching. But thanks for throwing in the ass-fucking reference.
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Warning -- TMI AHEAD -- Warning -- TMI AHEAD -- Warning
I have never douched. What is the purpose of this? Is this like the KY Jelly thing? Also, is Summer's Eve a douche? I know so little about douching it is embarrassing. |
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12-16-2004, 05:08 PM
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#1355
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Rules to Drink By
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
That one is for guys.
Why would a drunk girl in a bar need confidence?
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Sigh.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-16-2004, 05:09 PM
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#1356
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Rules to Drink By
My personal favorite:
71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
Allow me to add that it's a bad idea if you are in Mexico. And with friends who will leave the country without you. |
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12-16-2004, 05:13 PM
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#1357
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Rules to Drink By
That one is good, but this one is even better:
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
Hmmm... I think I spoke too soon. This one could have been written by me:
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.
Last edited by dtb; 12-16-2004 at 05:17 PM..
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12-16-2004, 05:14 PM
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#1358
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Rules to Drink By
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
That one is good, but this one is even better:
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
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hmph.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-16-2004, 05:16 PM
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#1359
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Rules to Drink By
Numbers 34, 45 and 26!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-16-2004, 05:21 PM
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#1360
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Rules to Drink By
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Numbers 34, 45 and 26!
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58 should have been supplemented. Watching two extremely drunk people fighting is even funnier. |
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12-16-2004, 05:24 PM
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#1361
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Horsefeathers
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You've never gone horseback riding on the beach in Jamaica?!
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I'm so prole even Jamaica thinks it is too good for me!!!!!!! |
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12-16-2004, 05:25 PM
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#1362
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Help!
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?
Thank you.
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12-16-2004, 05:25 PM
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#1363
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Help!
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?
Thank you.
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Didn't Uma Thurman do this in Pulp Fiction? Maybe not, the more I think about it. |
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12-16-2004, 05:27 PM
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#1364
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Help!
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?
Thank you.
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I thought it was on Twin Peaks. But maybe it was in a movie too -- I can't remember.
You're so welcome... |
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12-16-2004, 05:29 PM
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#1365
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Help!
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I thought it was on Twin Peaks. But maybe it was in a movie too -- I can't remember.
You're so welcome...
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Yeah, in Twin Peaks that teenager who was trying to get a job at the brothel that her dad frequented "auditioned" for a job with that trick.
I can do it (poll topic!). It's nice to know that I'm qualified to whore myself out in multiple ways, not just as an attorney. |
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