Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.

No, but the one where the lead male character couldn't hammer a spike through a board with his penis was Real Genius.

R(a girl's gotta have her standards)T

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.

I have never really understood the appeal of this. While I'm not really Magnum-sized (though I appreciate, in some way, that MR imagines that I have a large cock), I'm much larger than a cherry stem. And I certainly don't want anyone tying knots on anything.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
58 should have been supplemented. Watching two extremely drunk people fighting is even funnier.

Only if you're smug.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

This must have been a looooong time ago. But I found a photo of fringey's first mfh.



TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This must have been a looooong time ago. But I found a photo of fringey's first mfh.

TM

I was really pissed that'd he'd kiss the horse after the horse went down on me, but after I finished blowing the horse, no kisses for me.

Note how my boots match the horse's hind legs -- my honey asked for that special!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Frankly, I can't figure out this cow/horse thing. If its MFH, where does the cow come in?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Let her steal a little so she learns. The chicks who never got a little tipsy always wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors when they finally "discovered" alcohol.

My folks had me make drinks for them and their friends as a kid. I guess they thought it was cute. That taught me that one should not consume a half liter of any spirit in one sitting. I never wrecked the car drunk or wound up at the hospital like so many classmates.

Half the time you are talking about how fucked up you turned out and the other half you talk about how you turned out to be a relative model citizen of your John O'Haraesque society. Which is it?

And I understand you have become quite the puss in my absence. Instead of defending your foul truths when questioned, you immediately concede they are wrong. The ends are nothing without the means, brother.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Like so much of wonk's diet, you're on a roll.

TM

TM- the new Bilmore.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was really pissed that'd he'd kiss the horse after the horse went down on me, but after I finished blowing the horse, no kisses for me.

Note how my boots match the horse's hind legs -- my honey asked for that special!

Also found on this site, Paris, before and after surgery.



TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM- the new Bilmore.

Translation: I'm back and I didn't get the attention I anticipated.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Also found on this site, Paris, before and after surgery.

TM

What'd she have done? It looks more like a hair/makeup/brow waxing/clothing thing. I mean, shit, if she were going to have something done it should have been her nose or tits or something.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I understand you have become quite the puss in my absence.

We all have, my dear. You are the Joanne Worley to my Gene Rayburn; the Mia to my Frank (circa 1965).

Please come home.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What'd she have done? It looks more like a hair/makeup/brow waxing/clothing thing. I mean, shit, if she were going to have something done it should have been her nose or tits or something.

Her nose looks skinnier to me. But, you could be right.

TM

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Her nose looks skinnier to me. But, you could be right.

TM

Nah, I think that's just the difference between teenager face and twenties face. You lose facial fat as you get older, most noticeably around the eyes and nose. That's one reason teenagers' overplucking of their eyebrows really gets to me. They're trying to get more definition around their brow, and what they really need is to get ten years older, not pluck out all their eyebrows.

tm

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM- the new Bilmore.