Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, it was sarcasm. THere is a big difference.

Dude, Jeffrey Dahmer called. He said your brain was delicious with a side of bacon.

That's not really an insult. Anything is delicious with a side of bacon. Or wrapped in bacon.

Death, taxes and bacon.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Thurgreed(I had no idea he was Canadian)Marshall

A little known fact.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since they have two movies coming out, I would take that bet.

It's at least uh even odds that they will marry before the press tour for Jersey Girl.

And similar odds that they will divorce before said press tour is through -- assuming, of course, that JHo makes another movie/album/video/trip to the grocery store (or washroom) during which she will, of course, meet the new Mr. Right while little Benny isn't looking.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
It's at least uh even odds that they will marry before the press tour for Jersey Girl.

I didn't even know she was pregnant. I need to keep up.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
And similar odds that they will divorce before said press tour is through -- assuming, of course, that JHo makes another movie/album/video/trip to the grocery store during which she will, of course, meet the new Mr. Right while little Benny isn't looking.

Must she marry every guy she screws? Doesn't she realize that just keeping a himbo is infinitely less expensive than a big Barbie wedding and big Liz Taylor divorce every time she gets tired of the sex and is forced to speak to the guy?

Though she may just be a wedding-dress addict--the white lace, the flouncy petticoats, the veil--which of course is a perfect justification for two-week marriages to serial saps. But they should be on notice that as soon as their boutonniere wilts, they're history.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If JHo hadnt already had two embarrassing divorces under her belt, I wouldnt take the bet bc I would think they would wed to prove to the saturated public that their love can withstand the typical hollywood bullshit. but Jlo cant afford another divorce, at least not so soon. She should wait til her forties. So I will take the bet that they do not web by the press junket for Jersey Girl. What is the wager?

Their break-up is imminent. The REAL wager should be on which person dumps the other. My bet is on Affleck. He kicks Lopex under the bus when the year long mickey she slipped him wears off and he realizes that booze and casual sex with the girl du jour tops putting up with some trailer-trash psuedo diva* who can't even dance even though she was a dancer in a previous life.

*The word "diva" now means "bitch", right?

[Austintatious]

Originally posted by purse junkie
they should be on notice that as soon as their boutonniere wilts, they're history.

Why so cynical? Maybe this time it's love.

Austin(and maybe that stripper really likes me)tatious

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Though she may just be a wedding-dress addict--the white lace, the flouncy petticoats, the veil--which of course is a perfect justification for two-week marriages to serial saps. But they should be on notice that as soon as their boutonniere wilts, they're history.

I'm sure Ben Affleck will be absolutely devastated to lose her. One can already imagine him wandering the streets alone, crying out in pain for his lost ass...er, love.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Austin(and maybe that stripper really likes me)tatious

Dude. Whatever. Mine really liked me. She even gave me her real name.

She looked just like a Velvet, too.


Sidd(and a phone number with so many fives is cool!)Finch

[Austintatious]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Sidd(and a phone number with so many fives is cool!)Finch

Sweet.

Mine rang to Pizza Hut when I called, but I am sure she was so dazzled she just thought her number was 444-4444.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Their break-up is imminent. The REAL wager should be on which person dumps the other. My bet is on Affleck

It's an interesting proposition, but the problem is that who dumped whom is determined by which of them has the better publicist or is more agressive on their story. So I bet J-Lo purportedly dumps him first, but within a few weeks, Ben will speak and Ben will say that, no, really, he dumped her, but he was trying to be a man about it and not talk about their relationship in the press.

Who gets the interviews? BabaWawa? Katie Couric? One for each (Ben with Katie, so she can flirt; JLo with Barbara, so they can share the soft-focus lens).

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Must she marry every guy she screws? Doesn't she realize that just keeping a himbo is infinitely less expensive than a big Barbie wedding and big Liz Taylor divorce every time she gets tired of the sex and is forced to speak to the guy?

.

It's just an excuse for a smashing party, where she's the center of attention.

How expensive are the divorces? Can't she just reuse the same prenup with each husband? Nothing T&E lawyers don't do already.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A little known fact.

Very little known. And not so factual.

Don't you remember the line, "I'm representin' Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn"?

Birth Name: James Todd Smith
Born: January 14, 1968
Birth Place: St. Albans, Queens, New York

Thurgreed(doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well)Marshall

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's an interesting proposition, but the problem is that who dumped whom is determined by which of them has the better publicist or is more agressive on their story. So I bet J-Lo purportedly dumps him first, but within a few weeks, Ben will speak and Ben will say that, no, really, he dumped her, but he was trying to be a man about it and not talk about their relationship in the press.

Who gets the interviews? BabaWawa? Katie Couric? One for each (Ben with Katie, so she can flirt; JLo with Barbara, so they can share the soft-focus lens).

Ben gets his exes publicists, too, though, thanks to his ability to keep them as friends. He can launch a multipronged attack. Gwyneth and Matt will give interviews about how they're so relieved that Ben's back in the fold and how it was wrong, wrong, wrong and how they should have never done that intervention after that weekend in Vegas while Ben stands silently in the background, manfully holding back his tears.

J.Lo tends to leave her exes behind (no pun intended) and forgets about them. Puffy's not gonna say shit in her defense, and the others are too unmemorable to do her any good.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
blah blah blah

well duh

My friend is Canadian. That's who you were talking about, right?