Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And you're right... her atrociously unattractive massive ass will be as wide as the side of a barn, with those nasty saddle bags on either side, very shortly.

S(cannot abide a bad ass)D

Her atrociously unattractive massive ass was digitally alterred in the movie posters. J-Lo's reps confirm this, but deny that her front end was enhanced.

Judge for yourselves:


Link to source article here.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Oh dammit, I cannot figure out how to use a drying or a curling iron or any styling products (other than Bumble & Bumble Surf Spray) either. I can't even qualify as a metrosexual!

Where can I get five gay male friends who are experts in fashion, hair, decorating, cooking, and schmoozing?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Positive. The guy on Leno was proud to be in touch with this feminine side .....

Speaking of Leno, did anyone see Rowan Atkinson do his bathing suit trick? Very funny.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
those big fish in cowtown ponds always turn out to be intolerable jersk. at least until they learn that being a big fish in whatever cowtown they are from does not equal being a big fish once they leave said cowtown.

eventually he'll probably slink back to fort worth so he can go back to basking in his daddy's reflected glory.

i mean puhleaze, its not like having daddy be vice president of something is a big deal. its about as important as having a daddy who is a biglaw partner.

mnd

Think Brad Wesley in Road House.

Pain don't hurt.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Where can I get five gay male friends who are experts in fashion, hair, decorating, cooking, and schmoozing?

I could probably find you a dozen in about 20 minutes. They will claim to be experts, but ymmv.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Where can I get five gay male friends who are experts in fashion, hair, decorating, cooking, and schmoozing?

Sorry, you're supposed to get five gay female friends who will beat any level of effeminate fashionista out of you to make you down to earth and teach you the proper use of power tools.

Sadly, this board only has four lesbians on it that we know of, so the cast for this upcoming show cannot be found on the FB. Unless... anyone ready to come out of the closet?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Her atrociously unattractive massive ass was digitally alterred in the movie posters. J-Lo's reps confirm this, but deny that her front end was enhanced.

Judge for yourselves:


Link to source article here.

Perhaps the magic of FX will provide continuous, computerized airbrushing of said ass throughout the movie.

Speaking of which, with the amount of attention and virtiol heaped upon this thing (both without and within this board), and the apparently unanimous conclusion that it's a waste of hype, money, and time, I wonder if the board will have the collective willpower to wait until it appears on cable, or if we will be posting about movie minutae within hours after general release.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
That's why you shouldn't vote for that prosecutor when he inevitably runs for the legislature. I say make sex changes for prisoners freely available. Nay, compulsory! Recidivism will plummet when they discover that no number of second offenses will ever purchase the return of a fully functional penis, and they will meekly return to socially productive, traditional female jobs like homemaker, nurse, court reporter, or Lawtalkers admin.

Originally posted by Gattigap
I suppose getting Slave (and any other male admins) is a bonus, then.

Not exactly. Slave was in the pilot program for the second offense gambit, and has obviously warned the others about the fully functional penis issue. Caveat emptor.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Speaking of which, with the amount of attention and virtiol heaped upon this thing (both without and within this board), and the apparently unanimous conclusion that it's a waste of hype, money, and time, I wonder if the board will have the collective willpower to wait until it appears on cable, or if we will be posting about movie minutae within hours after general release.

Perhaps we should draw straws and demand a full report with citations to the relevent text that confirms our suspicions about how much of a waste of celluloid the film is from the person who draws the short straw.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sorry, you're supposed to get five gay female friends who will ... teach you the proper use of power tools.

Five is a bit crowded for me, especially since I already know how to use the tools.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by bilmore
A scary quote from the guy who will likely spend the most effort guaranteeing the guy the state-funded operation.

Short putt. I'm a Californian. It's probably been in our state constitution since 1850.

Besides, why wouldn't the state have a legitimate interest in helping a prisoner voluntarily change from a high-recidivism demographic to a low one? We pay for voluntary castration of sex offenders; why not finish the job? If prisoners could volunteer to age to 65 (another demographic with low recidivism) through surgery, you'd probably be the first to sign 'em up.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I'm thinking that a tat of a religious symbol in an erogenous zone would rather kill the moment. But if not for you two, praise the Lord!

No shit. Imagine you get a nice cross tattooed on your hip area. You and SO get ready to get wacky adventerous like the non-believers and 69. She gets just about ready, sees the [now] upside down cross, and sees it as a sign to stay away from your unit. No need for that.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Anyone else have anything to pray for?

Yes, but I'm always afraid to pray for stuff that's likely to get me sent straight to hell.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yes, but I'm always afraid to pray for stuff that's likely to get me sent straight to hell.

Stop thinking about the stripper.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Five is a bit crowded for me, especially since I already know how to use the tools.

Well, good, that gives us the ability to further differentiate this show. We do four lesbians and you, and You teach Them about the power tools!

Are you up for packaging this show for sometime-after-prime time? This could be big!