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06-16-2005, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(while I was typing this, I had my first kind of big earthquake.)[/SIZE]
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Nice work, Mr. Man. It's about time.
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06-16-2005, 06:24 PM
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#1427
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nice work, Mr. Man. It's about time.
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It's these types of assumptions that can get you in trouble.
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06-16-2005, 06:34 PM
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#1428
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'm probably going to have to go out there later this summer... so this shit can stop right now as far as I'm concerned.
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No, no, it was fun!! I'm very excited.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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My nfh moment
"Q: About a year ago, I made the heart-wrenching decision to leave a great job, house, friends and family to move to Hawaii with my fiancé.
As part of this transition, I also chose to have my two beloved chow chow dogs put to sleep. This was done for a variety of reasons, including their age and temperament, the smaller living quarters in Hawaii, the tropical climate and frequent travels, all with the goal of making our new life as stress-free as possible. I adored those dogs, but I justified their sacrifice to the greater good of a successful relationship.
After six months, I am still tormented by memories of my dogs. The depths of anguish and loss make me think I got rid of them for purely selfish reasons, which is the kind of behavior I thought I reviled. I feel that I have gone from dog-lover to dog-killer in one trans-Pacific flight.
This is not the person my fiancé fell in love with, and I fear that I will begin to blame and resent him for my emotional despair.
Do I try to morph into the kind of steely person who makes the tough decisions, swallows the consequences and moves on? Can I ever be the warm-hearted, caring animal-lover I once was, or will I always be a fake? What can I do to repair this soul-revealing wound?"
A: Buy a new dog.
I need an advice column. How much do these people get paid?
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06-16-2005, 06:36 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was 71 miles east of downtown LA. Wasn't there a bigger one off the coast of Northern CA recently?
It was the first one I have noticed. I'm quite excited. It seemed like a rolling one, but our building is not very tall, and there was no swaying. I was also disappointed that it didn't look different outside .
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That was a 7.0, but it was waaay out in the ocean so no one was affected and no tsunami.
don't be disappointed if it looks the same outside. Believe me, you want it to look exactly the same.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 06-16-2005 at 06:38 PM..
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06-16-2005, 06:37 PM
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#1431
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, I find the chick in that commercial kinda hot. I was disappointed when they stopped showing that one and started showing the "will you marry me? again?" ones with mom and dad in the crowd.
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She's not that bad either, but I agree, the chick in Venice is better looking.
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06-16-2005, 06:37 PM
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#1432
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
That was a 7.0, but it was waaay out in the ocean so no one was affected and no tsunami.
don't be disappointed if it looks the same outside. Believe me, you want it to look exactly the same.
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No, I thought maybe I'd be able to see movement outside. I didn't want anything to change, like, permanently. Anyway, it was fun. I think I need a cigarette.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 06:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Q: About a year ago, I made the heart-wrenching decision to leave a great job, house, friends and family to move to Hawaii with my fiancé.
As part of this transition, I also chose to have my two beloved chow chow dogs put to sleep. This was done for a variety of reasons, including their age and temperament, the smaller living quarters in Hawaii, the tropical climate and frequent travels, all with the goal of making our new life as stress-free as possible. I adored those dogs, but I justified their sacrifice to the greater good of a successful relationship.
After six months, I am still tormented by memories of my dogs. The depths of anguish and loss make me think I got rid of them for purely selfish reasons, which is the kind of behavior I thought I reviled. I feel that I have gone from dog-lover to dog-killer in one trans-Pacific flight.
This is not the person my fiancé fell in love with, and I fear that I will begin to blame and resent him for my emotional despair.
Do I try to morph into the kind of steely person who makes the tough decisions, swallows the consequences and moves on? Can I ever be the warm-hearted, caring animal-lover I once was, or will I always be a fake? What can I do to repair this soul-revealing wound?"
A: Buy a new dog.
I need an advice column. How much do these people get paid?
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Not as much as you think.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-16-2005, 06:41 PM
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#1434
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, no, it was fun!! I'm very excited.
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You must think tornadoes are REALLY exciting then. No thanks.
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06-16-2005, 06:41 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Carl Everett on drugs
Proof.
Chicago White Sox designated hitter Carl Everett criticized gays, fans, Wrigley Field and other targets during an interview for the July edition of Maxim magazine, the Chicago Tribune said.
Everett said "Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay."
"Fan is short for fanatic — he's crazy about something he really doesn't know about. And it's proven that 99 percent of baseball fans have no idea what they're watching."
Wrigley Field, the worst ballpark: "They need to implode Wrigley."
Jose Canseco is a "bitter, ignorant individual."
The congressional steroid hearings were ludicrous: "We have a war going on — I have family in that war — yet we're talking about steroids. ... If everybody in the world got on steroids, we'll still lose more kids to a war than we will from steroids."
I think maybe this guy has some issues.
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06-16-2005, 06:42 PM
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#1436
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I catch your contintental drift.
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In the UK, "sod" means "fuck."
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06-16-2005, 06:43 PM
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#1437
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, no, it was fun!! I'm very excited.
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With everyone moving out there, I really need to consider relocating. Does anyone know of a High-Tech company that would like to hire an East Coaster as General Counsel?
I'm willing to do very little work but always sound like I know what I'm talking about, only need about $400,000 as long as the housing costs aren't too bad, and am even willing to hang out late in the office telling people what to do when there's a big deal going on.
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06-16-2005, 06:43 PM
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#1438
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: City of Angels
Posts: 6
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As if you needed further proof
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You could try to Jew them down a little for the next fight.
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What the hell is with the anti-semitism on this Board?
First the kook, now you.
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06-16-2005, 06:47 PM
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#1439
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
With everyone moving out there, I really need to consider relocating. Does anyone know of a High-Tech company that would like to hire an East Coaster as General Counsel?
I'm willing to do very little work but always sound like I know what I'm talking about, only need about $400,000 as long as the housing costs aren't too bad, and am even willing to hang out late in the office telling people what to do when there's a big deal going on.
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Thank you for your application, Mr. Smarmiest. Unfortunately at the moment there are no cush in-house jobs available in California. However, I'd be happy to redirect you to our lesser known yet still quite fun neighbor, Nevada. Nevada is a land of easy living and low taxes. I hope you enjoy Nevada, Mr. Smarmiest. Send my regards!
Sincerely,
BCG Attorney Search
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06-16-2005, 06:47 PM
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#1440
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Proof.
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I think maybe this guy has some issues.
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Now your posting stuff that isn't even news?
He's been known as Jurassic Carl for at least a half-dozen years.
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