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Old 07-15-2005, 05:54 PM   #1426
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What happened to the traditional Friday hate-fests that used to ease misanthropic GAs everywhere into their weekends on a sour note of bitter recrimination? The trouble with people today is a lack of respect for tradition.
Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want
to hear.
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you

I heard you're sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY

Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave
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Old 07-15-2005, 05:54 PM   #1427
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I was reading today that there used to be a magazine that catered to the bisexual community called "Anything that Moves." Unfortunately it folded in 2004.
Holy cow.

Well, my ltl crumpet, I guess I *am* up for the MMF after all. Who knew?
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Old 07-15-2005, 05:55 PM   #1428
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What happened to the traditional Friday hate-fests that used to ease misanthropic GAs everywhere into their weekends on a sour note of bitter recrimination? The trouble with people today is a lack of respect for tradition.
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:05 PM   #1429
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I hate Friday deadlines. I need to go next door to the Dew Drop Inn for a cocktail. Or three. Maybe I can talk Wanda into singing the Kiki Dee part of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with me on karaoke after this brief gets served.
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:05 PM   #1430
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:09 PM   #1431
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I hate Friday deadlines. I need to go next door to the Dew Drop Inn for a cocktail. Or three. Maybe I can talk Wanda into singing the Kiki Dee part of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with me on karaoke after this brief gets served.
Why Wanda? Did no no nanette escape your ragged claws?
 
Old 07-15-2005, 06:10 PM   #1432
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This is very disturbing.
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:11 PM   #1433
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I hate Friday deadlines. I need to go next door to the Dew Drop Inn for a cocktail. Or three. Maybe I can talk Wanda into singing the Kiki Dee part of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with me on karaoke after this brief gets served.
Hmmm, I will do many regrettable things after a cocktail or three, but I'm not sure karaoke is one of them.
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:12 PM   #1434
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Is this the guy who leaves notes on Sebby's windshield?
Either that, or Vinnie from down da bar.

By the way, have I mentioned how wonderful it is to be Penske free?
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:14 PM   #1435
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I was talking with Maria from Arequipa and she says you were hung like a cuy -- that's why she wouldn't blow you.
 
Old 07-15-2005, 06:17 PM   #1436
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Hmmm, I will do many regrettable things after a cocktail or three, but I'm not sure karaoke is one of them.
Fortunately for me, Wanda (proprietress of the locally-famous "Help Me, Wanda Beauty Shoppe, LLC" right here in the PW shopping center) lacks your standards.

FYI, she also does a mean "Son of a Preacher Man."
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:18 PM   #1437
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Why Wanda? Did no no nanette escape your ragged claws?
Jealousy does not become you.
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Extreme, we're talking really extreme, geekiness alert
Phillip K. Dick on a panel at Comicon

I totally forgot that Comicon was going on right now. Wow.

ETA: and Scanner Darkly sounds awesome.

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Old 07-15-2005, 06:21 PM   #1439
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I should never have doubted your powers of animal magnetism.
 
Old 07-15-2005, 06:22 PM   #1440
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I was talking with Maria from Arequipa and she says you were hung like a cuy -- that's why she wouldn't blow you.
Which raises the question how you would know how big a guinea pig's dick is -
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