Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by idle acts
with each other, of course.

you must be trying to get bi-berry to return

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ast_implants_2

Story on the FDA reconsidering the ban on silicon chemical balls. Here is a question. The story says that most silicon bags break down after seven years and that a relatively large number of saline bags rupture. Do most women who do this kind of thing end of waking up one mornin with lopsided tits needing emergency surgery? Do the majority of funbags not last forever and if so, are the women who get them totally fine with the notion of a lifetime of surgeries to rotate their wheels? This seems pretty high maintenence, spendy and risky, so I was curious. Surgery scares the bejesus out of me, as do hospitals, so I can't imagine engaging in this kind of commitment. But I dont know the pain and trauma of being an A cup (which I would think would be fun- no bras, no sagging) so I really cant speculate as to whats worse.

1. The scare that silicon caused automimmune diseases has turned out to be one the biggest farces in hsitory. Since Dow Corning had to declare bankruptcy, countless scientific studies have come in showing conclusively that there is no direct link between silicon funbags and autoimmune diseases.

2. You can't get silicon funbags under FDA rules unless they're replacements, but people are working to get that arbitrary condition removed.

3. Whether silicon or saline, you do have to get them replaced every 10 or so years.

4. Silicon allegedly feel much more real than saline.

5. Cup size really isn't the make or break factor on whether boobs look good. Most often its shape. If you have round As, there's no need for implants. If you have pointy boobs, no matter the cup size, they aren't going to look that great.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Chances are, if you were drunk and blindfolded and a (experienced, gay) man started blowing you or giving you a hand job, and the blindfold was removed just as you were "getting into it", you wouldn't stop a thing either.

I disagree. I think if a guy was blowing me, he'd be impatient and pushy and start working too fast and with too much pressure after a little while. In fact, I'm willing to bet a guy would probably get pissed and bark "When the hell are you going to cum... my jaw's fucking killing me!"

Women, on the other hand, tend to be more detail oriented and patient. I'm willing to go out on a limb here and suggest that if you held a "Pepsi Challenge" where a blindfolded guy got blown by women and men, the blowee would be able to tell the difference 7 times out of 10.

That's the difference between men and women. My wife can sew a button back onto a dress shirt for me in 30 sec flat. I couldn't thread a needle to save my life. Who do you think's got more nimble hands?

S("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat... please hang up")D

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This movie gets better upon repeated viewing. Even James Lipton agrees....

I'm not sure the fact that James Lipton agrees with you is the most dispositive bit of evidence you want to summon...


(in fact, I daresay it may even work against you!)



**I have no view on the movie -- watched it long ago, liked it, but definitely didn't fall in with the cult. Maybe I'll rent it this weekend -- although I'd hate to have to agree with James Lipton about anything.


"Charles Nelson Riley -- you make Ghandi look like a child pornographer!"

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This movie gets better upon repeated viewing. Even James Lipton agrees (and there is an assclencher if ever I saw one). I think this may have something to do with the fact that one might be prone to focus on the plot the first go round, which is not the film's strong suit In fact, it isnt totally sensical (or to quote Maud, "The story is ludicrous") . This movie is pure dialogue and characters. So the more you watch it the more you put your focus in the right place. And tehre are so many gems in this movie that you cant appreciate every one in just one viewing. This probably explains the "rewatchability" of this brilliant classic.

Your wonderful discourse on all things Lebowski has made you bangable again...

I just bought a 2nd Annual Lebowski Fest T-shirt with the picture of Nixon bowling on the back...

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think if a guy was blowing me, he'd be impatient and pushy and start working too fast and with too much pressure after a little while. In fact, I'm willing to bet a guy would probably get pissed and bark "When the hell are you going to cum... my jaw's fucking killing me!"

So, are you saying gay men have yet to figure out how to pleasure each other orally? I'm not talking about your pledge brother, Munch, but a gay man with experience. Not that I have personally tested the hypothesis (NTTAWWT), but I would expect men who play with the same equipment would develop skills just as women do with their own equipment.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
These points and e/o's question are the kinds of things I need to consider. I don't think I want to call her because Mrs. Hand might not be so understanding of that if she ever found out. I'll probably see the young lady again soon, so right now I think I'd prefer to deal with it in person. I don't want to come off as a jerk, but with all due respect to her, I'm more concerned about my wife's feelings...

Jesus. You are acting like a fucking wackjob over this. The woman slipped you her number. If you don't want to fuck her, don't call. She didn't have the fucking nerve to talk to you, she can't possibly be expecting you to explain your situation to her.

If you're still worrying about this when I'm done ketchupping, you're a Herb. Just slip her a note back saying, "Flattered, but very married."

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Flattered, but very married."

TM

Isn't that like saying "I'm a little bit pregnant?" You either are or you aren't!

Yust a yoke -- actually, that's a very tactful -- one might even say sah-mooooooth -- way of handling it. [Insert appreciative nod here.]


By the way, before some wise-acre chimes in, I am not the chick who slipped the hand-wringer the note. I too am very married and very have little children!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So, are you saying gay men have yet to figure out how to pleasure each other orally? I'm not talking about your pledge brother, Munch, but a gay man with experience. Not that I have personally tested the hypothesis (NTTAWWT), but I would expect men who play with the same equipment would develop skills just as women do with their own equipment.

Yes, Burger, I'm saying that no man -- be he a lumberjack or a curtain designer wearing more eyeshadow than Joan Rivers -- can work a cock like a chick who knows what she's doing. Its all about the touch, and no man can use his hands or mouth like a chick.

That said, I have been with impatient clumsy girls who made my dick feel like a cat scratching post, but those women were a very minute exception to the rule.

S(You know Munch? He could suck the chrome off a Winnebago)D

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So, are you saying gay men have yet to figure out how to pleasure each other orally? I'm not talking about your pledge brother, Munch, but a gay man with experience. Not that I have personally tested the hypothesis (NTTAWWT), but I would expect men who play with the same equipment would develop skills just as women do with their own equipment.

I do know a [mostly] hetero guy who has tested the hypothesis (in a way). Very good-looking guy who is in an industry where most men who work in that industry are gay (no, he's not a hairdresser). Anyway, he gets hit on all the time by dudes, and he was a little curious -- whatever. The point is, he obliquely referred to his experience by saying, "Eh -- whatever, once the lights are out, it's the same thing -- you can't really tell the difference."

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You are right. She definitely needs to get them fixed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
...screeching, feces-flinging ego monkey...

That's the best line I've heard on this board in like two years.

Thurgreed(I'm just pissed you didn't use it on me)Marshall

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by dtb
I do know a [mostly] hetero guy who has tested the hypothesis (in a way). Very good-looking guy who is in an industry where most men who work in that industry are gay (no, he's not a hairdresser). Anyway, he gets hit on all the time by dudes, and he was a little curious -- whatever. The point is, he obliquely referred to his experience by saying, "Eh -- whatever, once the lights are out, it's the same thing -- you can't really tell the difference."

Sorry, if I don't feel a nice handful of 1) boobie, 2) coochie, and 3) long hair, I'm not going to play.

=Long hair sometimes negotiable=

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your wonderful discourse on all things Lebowski has made you bangable again...

I just bought a 2nd Annual Lebowski Fest T-shirt with the picture of Nixon bowling on the back...

Oh lordy, do not tell me you went to this! Was it fun? Maybe I should go next year as my avatar, which would probasbly be original given that I anticipate being the only chick there. My ex and I staged a Big Lebowski tribute in the vicinity of the place it was supposed to be in, complete with a tab full of causcasians. This could be my replacement for Dead shows and Burning Man.

Have you noticed that the only people on this board who don't bow to the greatness of this movie are the gals? This I do not understsand, for what female character in film is greater than the great Maud? I mean, besides Bunny.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, if a woman says to a man she is dating, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," she means, "I am going to fuck you tonight."

Correction. If you're dating a woman and she says, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," you should have fucked her already, because what she means is, "You are such a punk, I have to give you a monster of a hint like this in order for you to do what I now think you're not so good at doing."

TM