Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[evenodds]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I've never seen that movie but there's no way it can be better than Better Off Dead.

"It's a shame throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

I love Better Off Dead, but I remember it more as an example of cross-cultural understanding than for the ski scenes.

My favorite football movie is Necessary Roughness, the Major League of football movies. I also like Any Given Sunday for the speed of the game.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
And I think you and I just started the Mystery, Alaska fan club -- double-dutch secret. I thought that I owned the only copy. As an added bonus to a great flick (once again, sports with some law thrown in -- woohoo) I was finally able to convince my never-been-on-skates-in-his-life husband that it is a hockey SWEATER..sweater, sweater, sweater. Jersey? um, no. And they said "pond hockey" a lot which makes me horny.

I hate the fucking Rangers.

I own a copy of Mystery, Alaska too.

Though my copy of The Cutting Edge probably kicks me out of the club.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Did he edit out the wit too?

Clearly

[LessinSF]

For your reading pleasure, the transcript of the tape:

Paris Hilton: Ahhh. Ahhh.

Rick Solomon: Ohhh. Ohhh.

TV in background: I'm sorry [inaudible].

[Sounds of ball slappage]

RS: Ohhh. Your pussy.

------cut-------

PH (looking at camera): Hi [giggles].

RS: What do you say? I can see it. Come here. Uhhhh.

PH: I don't wanna do it this way.

RS: How do you wanna do it?

PH: This way.

RS: You're not gonna be able to see it good from there.

PH: Yeah I can.

RS: Here.

[Phone ringing.]

PH (crawling leftward): Give me that phone.

RS: Fuck your phone [inaudible].

PH: [Giggle] I can't turn it off.

RS: Fuckin' broo[inaudible] ...

PH: It's fuckin' Fred ... [dismissive chuckle] ... mmmmhhmm.

RS: Turn the other way sweetie, so I can see my cock going in there ... ohhhh ... ohhh ... mmm-ohhhhhhh ... oooooh-ahhh. ohhhh, yeah. uhhhhh.

PH: Mmmmmm.

RS: You want it in there or just [inaudible; word has distinctive "oo" sound] ...

PH: Ohh-oooh-oooh ...

RS: Mmmmm.

PH: Ahh.

RS: Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh.

(Penis slips out of vagina)

RS: I want you to get on top of me, face that way. So I can see how pretty you are.

PH: Ehhh-uhhh ... Ahhh.

RS: So you get to see what I get to see.

PH: Ahh. Hahh... Haaaaah.

RS: Nuh-uh, you gotta go straight up.

PH: Hee ... mmm. Eohhh. Eohhh.

RS (grumbly): Ohhhhhhhh ... Oh, look at that ... Oohhhh.

PH: Ah. Ahh. Ahhhh.

------- cut to blowjob view -------

TV (in background): Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man motherFUCKer!

PH: Ohhh. Mmm. [Sluuurrrp]

TV: Shit! [Laughter]

PH: Mmmm-mmm ...

TV: Call me Steve!

PH: [Quick slurp]

TV: Call me Todd! What's in a mothafuckin' name? 'Cause blame will make you forget shit. That's alright Caucasians, yo time is coming. [Laughter]

PH: Mmm-mmm.

TV: Look around. We ain't gonna use no whips! We just gonna knock y'all the fuck out! Bowwww! [Uproarious laughter]

PH: Tee-hee.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by TexLex
Jim "Mattress Mack" McIngvale is a self-made gazzillionaire who owns "Gallery Furniture" on the north side. It is a small city unto itself - a white trash mecca if you will. As much as I dislike the obnoxiousness of the guy, he puts a huge sum of money into local good causes, so we really can't complain. All his sales persons wear purple shirts - note the court surface color. -TL

Lest one get too good an impression of Mattress Mack, it is worthy of note that he is bestest of buddies with Chuck Norris, and has bankrolled at least one of Chuck's films and (I think) Walker, Texas Ranger, a program that may have done more damage to the people of Texas than the profits of a thousand furniture stores can make right.

Still, the charity work does seem to point to him being a genuinely nice guy.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Gack.

For once, I'd actually like to see a fencing scene where they actually bother to use real parry 4 and 6.

Real Parry? Any relation to this guy?



Hey, that's the second time I've gotten to use that one!

str8

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
just great ski footage.

the old Robert Redford movie Downhill Racer is great.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I own a copy of Mystery, Alaska too.

Though my copy of The Cutting Edge probably kicks me out of the club.

That's okay. Gwinky still accepts me even though I own a copy of Slap Shot 2 so I think we can forgive you for the Cutting Edge.

You do like Sudden Death, right?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by LessinSF
For your reading pleasure, the transcript of the tape:

Would please re-post that in a standard compatible with LiveNote? I can't get it to sync properly.

[Shape Shifter]

Stoked: The Rise and Fall of Gator, though it is a documentary (and not quite a Gleaming the Cube), is one of the better skateboarding movies. It shows the darkside of skateboarding that was hinted at but glossed over in the more upbeat (but still excellent) Dogtown and Z-Boys.

Has anyone seen Step into Liquid? It is being hailed as the best surfing movie ever. This is difficult to swallow after seeing Blue Crush.

If they show it on espn is it a sport? If so, Spellbound would have to be included on the list of best movies about spelling bees.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Lest one get too good an impression of Mattress Mack, it is worthy of note that he is bestest of buddies with Chuck Norris, and has bankrolled at least one of Chuck's films and (I think) Walker, Texas Ranger, a program that may have done more damage to the people of Texas than the profits of a thousand furniture stores can make right.

Still, the charity work does seem to point to him being a genuinely nice guy.

And to tie threads, he was in Sidekicks, a martial arts movie, starring Chuck Norris.

[ThrashersFan]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103319,00.html


"Their wedding will be broadcast on ABC in December, the finale of three episodes dealing with the preparations and their "bachelor" and "bachelorette" parties. "

"Sutter, chosen by Rehn from 25 suitors, said he plans to return to his job as a firefighter in Vail, Colo., in January. He wasn't sure what his bride would be doing."

Doesn't know what his bride will be doing when he returns to Colorado? Can we make any more of a joke out of marriage in this country?

[notcasesensitive]

NEW YORK (AP) -- Alex Rodriguez became the second player from a last-place team to win a Most Valuable Player award, then confirmed that the Texas Rangers have approached him about a possible trade.


How does that happen? Doesn't part of being a valuable player require that you caused your team to win games?

[Yes, I hate baseball and discussions about baseball, but today is already on record as the boringest day ever, so this should seal the deal.]

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I've never seen that movie but there's no way it can be better than Better Off Dead.

Barely, E/O, you know I've got nothing but love in my heart for you two. But I've got to tell you the truth about "Better Off Dead." It sucked.

Sure, it had some funny quotes, and the best use of Curtis Armstrong* with the exceptions of "Risky Business," "Moonlighting," and, uh, the first "Revenge of the Nerds." But there was just some really stupid shit in that movie. The Claymation interlude at the burger shop? The rocket launching out of the garage at the end? Ricky's mom blowing up? All of the scenes with Lane's mom, esp. the one with the Christmas outfits? Pure shit.

This is one '80s comedy that does not stand repeated watching.

*Younger board members might not know this man, but he's the guy who made Jeremy Piven's career possible.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan


Doesn't know what his bride will be doing when he returns to Colorado? Can we make any more of a joke out of marriage in this country?

Depends who you ask.