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06-16-2005, 06:47 PM
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My nfh moment
Dude, I had to give my Tivo away to land my manpanion. |
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06-16-2005, 06:48 PM
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#1442
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In the UK, "sod" means "fuck."
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In Soviet Russia, sod fucks you!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 06:49 PM
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#1443
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In the UK, "sod" means "fuck."
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Appropriate, because I fucked my lawn recently.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 06:49 PM
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#1444
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
no. there was a poster named FuFu or something like that.
Yes that is apparently it - http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/mem...nfo&userid=113
She had some sort of penguin avatar for a while if I reacall correctly. TM did not like her. Or did you get that already?
Whatever happened to Thrashers Fan?
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Thrashers Fan was my one attempt at socking, silly pants. |
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06-16-2005, 06:49 PM
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#1445
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Carl Everett on drugs
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Proof.
Chicago White Sox designated hitter Carl Everett criticized gays, fans, Wrigley Field and other targets during an interview for the July edition of Maxim magazine, the Chicago Tribune said.
Everett said "Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay."
"Fan is short for fanatic — he's crazy about something he really doesn't know about. And it's proven that 99 percent of baseball fans have no idea what they're watching."
Wrigley Field, the worst ballpark: "They need to implode Wrigley."
Jose Canseco is a "bitter, ignorant individual."
The congressional steroid hearings were ludicrous: "We have a war going on — I have family in that war — yet we're talking about steroids. ... If everybody in the world got on steroids, we'll still lose more kids to a war than we will from steroids."
I think maybe this guy has some issues.
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Jesus. Carl has been publicly crazy since 'Nam. Get with it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-16-2005, 06:50 PM
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#1446
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, I had to give my Tivo away to land my manpanion.
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So you're out of the spinster ranks too? Damn. I think Anne and I are the only ones left then.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-16-2005, 06:50 PM
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#1447
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You must think tornadoes are REALLY exciting then. No thanks.
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There are no teeny tornadoes, that I know of. Plus tornadoes are accompanied by hail and really damaging thunderstorms, and it gets weirdly dark before the tornado. I have lived in tornado land (for more than 10 years total), and it never didn't scare me (though it was kind of exciting too) -- the air pressure is weird, the whole world is weird with a tornado. Plus, with tornadoes, you get so much forewarning nowadays that you have the horrible anticipation time.
A big earthquake would, I think, be much scarier than a tornado, but a little one is fun. I was on the phone the whole time.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 06:51 PM
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#1448
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Appropriate, because I fucked my lawn recently.
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You know that doesn't help the brown spots.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-16-2005, 06:51 PM
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#1449
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As if you needed further proof
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Originally posted by Walter Sobchak
What the hell is with the anti-semitism on this Board?
First the kook, now you.
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If you're going to whiff, you may as well do it with a sock. Stick to the fat ass jokes.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 06:52 PM
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So you're out of the spinster ranks too? Damn. I think Anne and I are the only ones left then.
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Um, hello? Do I not count? Is it because I'm a fat? We should be a protected category.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 06:53 PM
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#1451
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In Soviet Russia, sod fucks you!
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Thanks Yakov. How's life in Branson? What a country indeed...
I prefer KNEEL BEFORE SOD!!! |
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06-16-2005, 06:53 PM
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#1452
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In Soviet Russia, sod fucks you!
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I've always dreamed of a small piece of land. |
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06-16-2005, 06:53 PM
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#1453
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know that doesn't help the brown spots.
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Maybe, but the sprinkler head rocks.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-16-2005, 06:54 PM
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#1454
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ah, memories! Purse Junkie! Oh how she loved the purses! So much so that one might classify her as a "purse junkie". Good times.
(I have to admit that I liked her work back in the day when she was not4profit. The purse schtick was, well, kind of boring.)
(while I was typing this, I had my first kind of big earthquake.)
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I'm a little afraid about these quakes. Is there a big one on the way? What are people saying? |
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06-16-2005, 06:54 PM
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#1455
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, hello? Do I not count? Is it because I'm a fat? We should be a protected category.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Which is protected? Spinster or fat?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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