Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04 - Page 98

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 05-18-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Two I think. I don't know about just, sometime in the past 5-10 years I'd say.

7 year old boy and a 5 year old girl...

I'm sorry, but once you get past a certain age I think it's irresponsible to have kids... When his daughter was born he was 78 or 9. Why would you have kids at that age when you know you aren't going to be around to see them grow up?? Is that real healthy for the kids?

mmm3587 · 05-18-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

Over/Under: 8 months

Explain, please.

Hank Chinaski · 05-18-2004, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
7 year old boy and a 5 year old girl...

I'm sorry, but once you get past a certain age I think it's irresponsible to have kids... When his daughter was born he was 78 or 9. Why would you have kids at that age when you know you aren't going to be around to see them grow up?? Is that real healthy for the kids?

Don't worry. there are millions of reasons they'll be okay..

Confidential to Aloha: Bilmore had his youngest when he was pretty old. Ixnay on the responsibleiray

spookyfish · 05-18-2004, 10:52 AM

If you happen to be one of those people who has such a faulty sense of smell that you cannot tell that either your body or your clothes reek of violent B.O., please do not enter and stay for any length of time in a confined space, such as an elevator, lest you want the person who enters after you to vomit.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.

dtb · 05-18-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
just died. Didn't he just have a kid or something?

I don't know about "just", but I do know he has a kid about 5 or 6 (he was on a preschool tour with me when I was looking at presechools for my elder boy).

bilmore · 05-18-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'm sorry, but once you get past a certain age I think it's irresponsible to have kids...

Yeah. Puberty.

bilmore · 05-18-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
If you happen to be one of those people who has such a faulty sense of smell that you cannot tell that either your body or your clothes reek of violent B.O., . . .

How would you know?

(ETA: I mean, this would be like those billboards that say "Illiterate? Write for information.")

Shape Shifter · 05-18-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Won't he take Horatio with him?

I hear Horatio Sanz is planning to make a movie out of his most memorable charater, . . . um . . . ah . . . fuck it. He's not making a movie.

spookyfish · 05-18-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
How would you know?

(ETA: I mean, this would be like those billboards that say "Illiterate? Write for information.")

Or the McDonald's drive-thru windows with the sticker that reads "braille menus available".

Okay, allow me to amend. No one should stink so badly on such a consistent basis that they become desensitized to it, especially when it makes every other person around them violently ill.

Is that better, stinky?

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-18-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish

Is that better, stinky?

I had a dream last night that my nickname was "stinky", except I didn't stink. It was just a nickname, but often people who didn't know interpreted it the wrong way.

bold_n_brazen · 05-18-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Or the McDonald's drive-thru windows with the sticker that reads "braille menus available".

This reminds me of my driver's-ed teacher in high school who informed us that "Blind persons are not permitted to operate motor vehicles in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania."

I remember thinking that I never wanted to drive anywhere blind persons were permitted to operate motor vehicles.

notcasesensitive · 05-18-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Or the McDonald's drive-thru windows with the sticker that reads "braille menus available".

Okay, allow me to amend. No one should stink so badly on such a consistent basis that they become desensitized to it, especially when it makes every other person around them violently ill.

Is that better, stinky?

any interest in adding in the stinky perfume addendum to your manifesto?

bilmore · 05-18-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I remember thinking that I never wanted to drive anywhere blind persons were permitted to operate motor vehicles.

Avoid Florida.

ltl/fb · 05-18-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Or the McDonald's drive-thru windows with the sticker that reads "braille menus available".

Okay, allow me to amend. No one should stink so badly on such a consistent basis that they become desensitized to it, especially when it makes every other person around them violently ill.

Is that better, stinky?

This morning the elevator I was in smelled like really bad breath. Yesterday I think the same thing happened (same elevator). There was no one on the elevator when I got on (because everyone else getting on was male, duh).

Yuck.

05-18-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I don't know about "just", but I do know he has a kid about 5 or 6 (he was on a preschool tour with me when I was looking at presechools for my elder boy).

The news said he had a prolonged illness. what was it?

and clearly the kids were a quest for immmortality and heterosexuality.