Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Alternatively, and I'm just floating an idea here, we could have celebrity guest fluffers. And I'm not talking about Thurgreed's mama.

YEAH!! First week...XTina, next week, Pamela Anderson (gotta skank it up a bit) and then go even deeper skank - Courtney Love!! Oh Yeah - our ratings will rock!! Who could turn the channel away from this train wreck!?!?
Edited to add that we could have Courtney and Tonya Harding box or mud wrestle or bitch slap to get him in the "mood" and we could avoid the expense of fluffers.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Alternatively, and I'm just floating an idea here, we could have celebrity guest fluffers. And I'm not talking about Thurgreed's mama.

Be nice, that's his mother, the holder of the loins that bore his fruitty self. NTTAWWT.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
Well, the first break will be after two minutes, but they should get progressively longer.

You know, if this works, we can have the World Series of Fellatio and the World Fellatio Tour.

Penske's momma already owns the exclusive rights to both these names. She leased them out indefinitely to Taxwonk for a ham sammich and, ironically enough, a Pepsi.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Good point. We'll have to get the flavored stuff to make the contest more "palatable."

Only if the makers of the flavored stuff will be sponsors too. Gotta keep the sponsors happy.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Can you be sure? Where are all the misspelled words? The random capitalization? Doesn't it remind you of another sock?

Wise to trust builtmore's and the fringe's eagle eyes.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Watchtower
The problem is he has mistranslated the biblical text, which actually reads תلض عר۶๓ ๖ว ป₪ пф בإب كقх ґﻍﻆ ،غ תع in the original aramaic.

Now do you understand?

No, but thanks for playing.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Name the ugliest person with whom you'd be willing to trade lives.

Steve Buscemi. I would rule. I'd be the coolest creepy-looking guy since Peter Lorre. I'd be famous without being mobbed. I'd have plenty of money without the need for a fabulous lifestyle. I'd have supercool friends. More than enough women would find me "strangely attractive." Given the right situation, strangely attractive works about as well as conventionally attractive.

Plus, I'd be in all of these great movies...

• Miller's Crossing
• Barton Fink
• Reservoir Dogs
• Pulp Fiction
• Desperado
• Fargo
• The Big Lebowski
• Ghost World
• Monsters, Inc.

Name the historical figure you'd like to do sex to.

First Place: Betty Page
Second Place: Rita Hayowrth
Third Place: Marilyn Monroe
Honorable Biblical Mention: Salome


edited to add second poll answer

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
...the bunnyranch (isn't that the one that was in trailer homes? maybe I misremember)

Nevada brothels traditionally are trailers/portables. Back in the day, the proprietor would simply move the ranch to another county if the local gentry threatened legal action. I believe most (if not all) of the current working brothels in Nevada are trailers.

...and no, I haven't...

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The PEPSI CHALLENGE. Please try to keep up. We're only $4750 short according to my calculation.

I say we make it a contest since SD said women were clearly better. If we give a guy enough incentive - we'll see if he can win this thing.

I smell a reality show. Someone set up meetings with Burnett, Bruckheimer, and de Mol.

Edited to add: Jebus I got beat to the punch on this one by like a million posts. However, I think we can package this with my "Race to the bottom" idea (for those of you who missed the earlier post, reality show to see who can convince their gf/bf to submit to anal sex.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I smell a reality show. Someone set up meetings with Burnett, Bruckheimer, and de Mol.

Edited to add: Jebus I got beat to the punch on this one by like a million posts. However, I think we can package this with my "Race to the bottom" idea (for those of you who missed the earlier post, reality show to see who can convince their gf/bf to submit to anal sex.

I would like to propose the title "Hope and Glory Hole." And someone needs to venture to the PB to get the Self Employed Fluffer involved. Perhaps a "Creative Consultant" credit.

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And to think that link is sponsored by pretermitted_child! How ... oh, what's the word ... coincidental.

BTW -- thanks, p_c.

Of the six links appearing in the ad box, I'm responsible for only two: Cwazy Wabbits! and Donate Blood!, which are links to charities (the ASPCA and the Red Cross, respectively).

The other four links are "Network Ads" that can generate revenue for LawTalkers each time you click on them (we get about 15 cents per click). My links, in contrast, do not generate per-click revenue because I paid a flat fee to have them appear for a month.

Leagl provides a good explanation of the ad box and its mysteries: http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...8482#post18482
(read the Market Bankers section)

Originally posted by ltl/fb
...the bunnyranch (isn't that the one that was in trailer homes? maybe I misremember)

You misremember. The trailer home reportedly is the sunnybunny ranch . . .

Howdy all. Lost access during the day (new job has a rigorous internet policy and, ironically, I handle ethics and policy training, among other things). Night access is superceded by Kafka_ette and _tot (both of whom say hi), infomercials for Girls Gone Wild, and repeats of Wild On, so my posting is/will be sporadic.

My email address remains kafka_esquire@yahoo.com

KE

Originally posted by au jus
Anyone else seen the pics of the K-man's accuser? Not bad at all.

If you are into Tina Yothers, that is. Prototypical Colorado trash.

Edited to add that I saw the gal on Dateline last night or whatever news show it was, not this internet photo.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My name is Katy! And I hail from the beautiful state of Vermont!!

The website's "hot/not hot" section is kind of amusing, particularly if Tucker Max's stories of her ability to handle alcohol are to be believed. (And what's not to be believed on his website?)

[purse junkie]

Saw my first episode last night, think it was actually a repeat, but

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It was the episode with the long-brown-haired hard-rock-fan guy and his bleached 10-cent hooker girlfriend. WTF? He was friendly, sweet and easy-going; she was a horrid insulting bitch the entire time (except to classily compliment "you look fuckin' hot") and threw out his teddy bear from a prior relationship. Now that he's glammed himself up, I give him 2 weeks before he boots her unpleasant tacky ass out of his house and moves up in the world.

And the chef guy is my new crush. Not the best-looking, but definitely the best sense of style.