Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I agree. Do it for the board.


Heh. I said "do it."

Hell, maybe I should have him impregnate me. Imagine how delightful our children would be. Sebby?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Perhaps you should move to Story Indiana, there seems to be a force sucking the brains out of people there.

I call bullshit. I can't believe that a bar in a tiny Indian town with a schlocky name would have an $80 bottle of chardonnay.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I agree. Do it for the board.


Heh. I said "do it."

What does Sebastian look like- I mean sarcastically. I'll have my wife start saving up images for the photoshopping you guys will be ordering early 2006.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What does Sebastian look like- I mean sarcastically. I'll have my wife start saving up images for the photoshopping you guys will be ordering early 2006.

I think another cat, but not completely hairless. Maybe a hairless assed cat.

eta: Oh, and didn't he say something about a 6" cock? That's it. A hairless assed cat with a 6" cock.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
mmmmm garlic.

Anyone ever been to the Gilroy Garlic Festival?

I drive through Gilroy on Hwy 101 fairly often, and have stopped at the garlic-themed retail establishments lurking by the side of the road to rip off unsuspecting passers-by, to my regret. Garlic toothpaste may seem like a great idea when you're in Gilroy, but later, not so much.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think another cat, but not completely hairless. Maybe a hairless assed cat.

No, he has a world class assforest

()I()

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
At the moment, I am a shellfishatarian.

My sister once explained that she was a vegetarian of the sea.

Just trying to give you all a more complete understanding of her.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, he has a world class assforest

()I()

I learned something new today from that urbandictionary site, and I wanted to point out that the "I" in the artistic rendition of an asscrack above would also be correctly called a "cack." I only knew about the penis=cack thing.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
mmmmm garlic.

Anyone ever been to the Gilroy Garlic Festival?

Yes. Once. Never again. It's in the middle of summer and ungodly hot, you have to walk down a dusty trail for miles from the dusty parking lot to what feels like the depths of hell. It must be 200 degrees down in that hole. But, you can smell the garlic for miles. It's quite the lure.

And garlic ice cream seems like a good idea in 200 degree weather, but once you get it, not so much.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I learned something new today from that urbandictionary site, and I wanted to point out that the "I" in the artistic rendition of an asscrack above would also be correctly called a "cack." I only knew about the penis=cack thing.

So is a cack a hairy crack? Because that is what the I is here. For a smooth crack you woul d have this ()().

Sincerely,

The FB's most misunderstood artist.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So is a cack a hairy crack? Because that is what the I is here. For a smooth crack you woul d have this ()().

Sincerely,

The FB's most misunderstood artist.

You make really tall and skinny butt cheeks.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You make really tall and skinny butt cheeks.

( )( ) ?

Or, polio as a child: ()( )

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
It is possible to confine cats, but in the examples you cited they aren't doing much listening.

Why shouldn't a cat maul and kill birds? They are hunters, it's part of the circle of life. We've got ospreys, hawks, the occasional bald eagle and even coyotes in my neighborhood*. They hunt to survive. Should I start a movemoent to put a net over the pond to save the fish? Maybe a habittrail contraption in the trees to protect the squirrels? I don't know what can be done to protect the birds, or racoons, or skunks, or weasels, or rats, or pigeons.

*Yes, there is real wildlife within the Boston city limits.

The racoons will take care of themselves. They are angry mean animals - no matter how cute they look. They are also cat killers.
Do not, for any reason, protect the pigeons. They are shit with wings. They shit everywhere. It's all they do. You can kill those godforsaken mourning doves too. Smaller brown shit with wings that coo coo early in the fucking morning.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You make really tall and skinny butt cheeks.

hmmmm


oIo

Nope, this could be confused for a twig and smooth berries. I have to work within the parameters of my tools.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The racoons will take care of themselves. They are angry mean animals - no matter how cute they look. They are also cat killers.
Do not, for any reason, protect the pigeons. They are shit with wings. They shit everywhere. It's all they do. You can kill those godforsaken mourning doves too. Smaller brown shit with wings that coo coo early in the fucking morning.

To everyone who thought a mere IQ lowering would make them happy all the time, I offer this cautionary example.