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08-21-2006, 02:34 PM
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#1471
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Interesting. I've always been skeptical about how comfortable such a bed would be, given how haggard Lindsay Wagner (my childhood heroine!) looks in the commercials.
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Isn't she Sleep Number? Or is that the same as Select Comfort (I did not click on the links).
Between you and me and the bedpost (ha) my childhood dream bed was the Craftmatic Ultramatic adjustable. That and the coin-operated vibrating one I encountered on a family vacation at a mistake of a motel somewhere in Massachusetts.
eta -- I just clicked on the link and I sit corrected. Poor old Lindsay. |
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08-21-2006, 02:37 PM
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#1472
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Patentpara experience
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Why do you care so much?
It's what's inside that counts. No, really. Good things can come in short, squat, and chubby packages with smallish breasts.
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After all, that's what Sidd's wife tells him and she'd never lie.
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08-21-2006, 02:38 PM
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#1473
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If you're willing to sleep with bears, there may be hope for Wonk yet.
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nope.
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08-21-2006, 02:39 PM
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#1474
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Interesting. I've always been skeptical about how comfortable such a bed would be, given how haggard Lindsay Wagner (my childhood heroine!) looks in the commercials.
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That's from the running.
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08-21-2006, 02:41 PM
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#1475
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's from the running.
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nananananananana na
The Bionic Woman could only jump high, but not run fast, correct? That seems like a bit of a rip off. |
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08-21-2006, 02:41 PM
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#1476
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
5"4. I know I'm supposed to be a 6-8. Before the kids, I was. 2 kids later, well, you know.
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This is very distressing. I have a friend who has a hot asian wife, who had two kids, and pre-kids was a 6, and is now probably a 0-2 or whatever (as womens sizes apparently don't mean shit). I think you should see a doctor or something.
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08-21-2006, 02:42 PM
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#1477
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That and the coin-operated vibrating one I encountered on a family vacation at a mistake of a motel somewhere in Massachusetts.
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Is it true that one was not really a child in the 70s if one does not have a family vacation-hotel vibrating bed/magic fingers story to tell?
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08-21-2006, 02:44 PM
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#1478
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
nananananananana na
The Bionic Woman could only jump high, but not run fast, correct? That seems like a bit of a rip off.
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She could run fast. It just wasn't shown in the opening credits, as it was for Steve.
Plus, a bionic ear is way better than a bionic eye ... at least for someone who likes to eavesdrop on interesting restaurant conversations. |
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08-21-2006, 02:46 PM
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#1479
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Patentpara experience
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Originally posted by taxwonk
After all, that's what Sidd's wife tells him and she'd never lie.
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Unfortunately she thinks my breasts are a little largish. |
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08-21-2006, 02:46 PM
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#1480
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Because you all have such good taste.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Isn't she Sleep Number? Or is that the same as Select Comfort (I did not click on the links).
Between you and me and the bedpost (ha) my childhood dream bed was the Craftmatic Ultramatic adjustable. That and the coin-operated vibrating one I encountered on a family vacation at a mistake of a motel somewhere in Massachusetts.
eta -- I just clicked on the link and I sit corrected. Poor old Lindsay.
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Magic Fingers! A staple of Motel 6 before they went all upscale and stopped charging for tv and shit. Magic Fingers rawked.
And if NFH had posted this, it would have been proof that she's a dude. Why would a chick want a Craftmatic bed?
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08-21-2006, 02:46 PM
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#1481
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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The Patentpara experience
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's what's inside that counts. No, really. Good things can come in short, squat, and chubby packages with smallish breasts.
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Ain't that the truth. I know I have.
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08-21-2006, 02:48 PM
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#1482
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Because you all have such good taste.
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
She could run fast. It just wasn't shown in the opening credits, as it was for Steve.
Plus, a bionic ear is way better than a bionic eye ... at least for someone who likes to eavesdrop on interesting restaurant conversations.
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And the bionic fingernail, which came in handy for opening tin cans.
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08-21-2006, 02:55 PM
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#1483
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Because you all have such good taste.
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Why would a chick want a Craftmatic bed?
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Good question. It just seemed like a fun toy to me. |
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08-21-2006, 02:55 PM
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#1484
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And the bionic fingernail, which came in handy for opening tin cans.
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I totally forgot about that. That was in a fast-motion effect, while the running/jumping etc. was in slo-mo, and the bionic hearing was signaled by the ever-so-casual hair toss. |
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08-21-2006, 02:58 PM
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#1485
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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The Patentpara experience
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If it's any consolation, I still think you're Penske.
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