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Shape Shifter · 09-06-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
do they have them for men?

Yes. The fragrance is different. WD-40 and pepperoni.

ltl/fb · 09-06-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So. After our trip to THE bra store (where I learned (a) "just looking" in response to a clerk's offer of assistance is greeting with suspicion, and (b) most women wear the wrong sized bra), we went to a fashionable pharmacy on the Upper West Side. Being who I am and from where I am, I had no idea such a thing as a "fashionable pharmacy" existed, but I can now say that it does. This place offered so many solutions for so many problems I never knew existed, often in many different fragrances.

While exploring the aisles, I came across Sweet Spot On-The-Go Wipettes. I am not quite sure what they are for, although I have some idea, but I felt a little funny about asking a clerk for assistance after my experience in THE bra store. The web site describes them as "a refresher and pick-me-up," though I believe the unemphasized emphasis is on "pick-me-up."

Is there really a need for this product? Has anybody used these? The were $16 for a package of 30, or roughly 50 cents per pussywipe. Is it worth the cost differential over Wet Wipes just to have a basil-grapefruit-scented vagina?

that "intimate grooming ritual" is quite the marketing ploy. Wow. No clue this stuff existed. I am SUCH a hick.

taxwonk · 09-06-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
While exploring the aisles, I came across Sweet Spot On-The-Go Wipettes. I am not quite sure what they are for, although I have some idea, but I felt a little funny about asking a clerk for assistance after my experience in THE bra store. The web site describes them as "a refresher and pick-me-up," though I believe the unemphasized emphasis is on "pick-me-up."

Is there really a need for this product? Has anybody used these? The were $16 for a package of 30, or roughly 50 cents per pussywipe. Is it worth the cost differential over Wet Wipes just to have a basil-grapefruit-scented vagina?

No tomato-basil?

ltl/fb · 09-06-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Yes. The fragrance is . . . pepperoni.

Because dogs can never sniff the crotch too much.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-06-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Maybe its genuine. I always thought Not_Bob was being sincere. Am I wrong?

How about Podunk NB visits the Big City? Maybe he can start over somewhere like, Chicago? He can be the board's MTM.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 09-06-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
that "intimate grooming ritual" is quite the marketing ploy. Wow. No clue this stuff existed. I am SUCH a hick.

and it's a company that cares.

We are currently supporting the victims of Hurricane Katrina by donating thousands of wipettes to shelters to help aide in the relief effort.

Replaced_Texan · 09-06-2006, 04:48 PM

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I have sworn off of and returned to GH more times than I can count.

My favorite episode ever was when Robin was with Stone when he died.

Oh dear. I remember that. I was bawling like a baby.

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What's creepy is that Sonny is now dating Emily. Who should be like 14. But is somehow magically not.

Really? Whenever Brenda gets back from wherever she went, she's going to kick Emily's ass.

bold_n_brazen · 09-06-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oh dear. I remember that. I was bawling like a baby.

Really? Whenever Brenda gets back from wherever she went, she's going to kick Emily's ass.

I know. Me too. Remember.... "Robin, I can SEE you."

Didn't Brenda finally marry Jax?

Penske_Account · 09-06-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How about Podunk NB visits the Big City? Maybe he can start over somewhere like, Chicago? He can be the board's MTM.

TM

Interesting premise. I would worry about him, a naif in the city. No offence, but I don't think he is as perkily cute as MTM. Maybe if he had citified, str8upfromstreets big city pal to yuk it up with and show him the ropes.....like Rhoda. Or CityMouse.

Certainly, hilarity would ensue.

patentparanyc · 09-06-2006, 04:51 PM

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Perhaps the reason I think she's adorable is that she looks rather like I did as an infant. (Black hair, and lots of it, and very blue eyes.)

Of course, this is bad news for Suri for later down the line, as I turned into a real dog. No one in Starbucks EVER offers me a straw.

1) When I came back from lunch there was an espresso waiting for me at the desk. when I thanked him he used the word "homage" I was impressed. he's sweet.

2) you are so not a dog. you are pretty. The straw thing I can coach you on. [I'm KIDDING]

ltl/fb · 09-06-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So. After our trip to THE bra store (where I learned (a) "just looking" in response to a clerk's offer of assistance is greeting with suspicion, and (b) most women wear the wrong sized bra), we went to a fashionable pharmacy on the Upper West Side.

So, evenodds, who'd you go with? Gwinky? Or is slave back in tcotu?

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-06-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So. After our trip to THE bra store (where I learned (a) "just looking" in response to a clerk's offer of assistance is greeting with suspicion, and (b) most women wear the wrong sized bra), we went to a fashionable pharmacy on the Upper West Side. Being who I am and from where I am, I had no idea such a thing as a "fashionable pharmacy" existed, but I can now say that it does. This place offered so many solutions for so many problems I never knew existed, often in many different fragrances.

While exploring the aisles, I came across Sweet Spot On-The-Go Wipettes. I am not quite sure what they are for, although I have some idea, but I felt a little funny about asking a clerk for assistance after my experience in THE bra store. The web site describes them as "a refresher and pick-me-up," though I believe the unemphasized emphasis is on "pick-me-up."

Is there really a need for this product? Has anybody used these? The were $16 for a package of 30, or roughly 50 cents per pussywipe. Is it worth the cost differential over Wet Wipes just to have a basil-grapefruit-scented vagina?

I'm totally going to a bra store soon. Soon.

I have never used any pussy-wipes.

Shape Shifter · 09-06-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, evenodds, who'd you go with? Gwinky? Or is slave back in tcotu?

I could smell his citrus-galbanum freshness while the plane was still on the tarmac.

Replaced_Texan · 09-06-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I know. Me too. Remember.... "Robin, I can SEE you."

Didn't Brenda finally marry Jax?

Did she? I vaguely remember a tragic death through a firey car crash over a cliff and then a miraculous reappearance when the 90210 thing didn't go over as well as planned. But I recently saw Soapdish, so I might be getting plot points confused.

"How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head?"

Shape Shifter · 09-06-2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Soapdish

Best. Movie. Ever.