It's all about me - Page 111

soup sandwich · 07-23-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by FKA ???
Did any of the MWKs or other pregnancy sex aficionados have this problem?

No, not me. I have lots of friends with kids who rarely have sex anymore, but they weren't having much sex before kids either.

I was thinking that turning down the blowjob thing was weird. I mean , what guy would do such a thing? But then I realized that I actually had turned one down once. But that was only because I had just beat off and wasn't in the mood to put the effort into shooting another load.

So, maybe your guy had simply tossed one off earlier in the day.

The test is to go down on him first thing in the morning. If he turns that down, there is a major problem.

Alex_de_Large · 07-23-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'd fuck Lance. (What's up with all the OLN commentators calling it the Tour day France? Tacky Americans.)

Don't you remember Bob Roll's commercials last year? There was a wholse series of ads about "day" v. "de". Funny stuff...

Alex_de_Large · 07-23-2004, 10:05 AM

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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-23-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Because he is Fignon and Meryxx and Pantani rolled into one. He's a fucking animal.

Well, that's a bit much. But think he's pissed at himself for not contesting the finish at La Mongie (he didn't give it to Basso, but he didn't exactly challenge either)?

Alex_de_Large · 07-23-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, that's a bit much. But think he's pissed at himself for not contesting the finish at La Mongie (he didn't give it to Basso, but he didn't exactly challenge either)?

OK, so I got a bit carried away...

Alex_de_Large · 07-23-2004, 10:21 AM

So CJ Hunter now claims that he used to inject his ex-wife Marion Jones with steroids? How cute!

spree: ESPN

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-23-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by the Spartan
(I miss the Paigow [sniff])

Hey, if you didn't ignore her so much after the child was born she might post here more often.

Not Bob · 07-23-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
then you need to take more ginkgo.
Have we done toe sucking?
If we have, it's been more than a year.
Personally - have never been victim or participated in the toe job.
Rachel Green seemed to like it in that very special episode of Friends.

No, NFH, we have not done toe sucking (should that be hyphenated?). But, hey, we just had that one date when we found ourselves in New York together -- you remember? We saw "Cats" and then went to the Rainbow Room for dinner. We were supposed to meet at the top of the Empire State Building the following Arbor Day, but you never showed.

Toe sucking is more of a post-third date thing, don't you think? If you hadn't stood me up, maybe we would have done it by now.

Shape Shifter · 07-23-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
How the fuck did he do that?! I repeat, how the FUCK did he do that?
I am in awe.

Agreed. When I saw Kloeden take that lead with so little time left, I thought I had misunderstood the news reports, or that my decoder cock ring was decoding the spoilers incorrectly. I didn't think there was any way in hell Lance could catch him. Amazing finish.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-23-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Have we done toe sucking?
If we have, it's been more than a year.
Personally - have never been victim or participated in the toe job.
Rachel Green seemed to like it in that very special episode of Friends.

Yes. Ah ... yes.

Alex_de_Large · 07-23-2004, 11:06 AM

From the play-by-play of today's stage:

"Since his brief escape attempt early in today's stage Filippo Simeoni has been at the rear of the peloton. The Domina Vacanze rider chased down the six escapees with an attack that began at the 32km mark. Lance Armstrong didn't approve of the move and followed Simeoni. The pair joined the leaders at the 36km mark but, after a discussion with Garcia-Acosta, the two sat up and returned to the bunch at the 46km mark. Armstrong's US Postal team has been at the front of the peloton since, and Simeoni is now maintaining a safe distance from the rider in the yellow jersey."

dtb · 07-23-2004, 11:10 AM

I am a sheep.

I am wearing my nifty yellow rubber band around my wrist (I've had it a while, and just found it in a drawer this morning as I was looking for something else.)

It goes really well with my casual Friday outfit.

Baaaaaaa.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-23-2004, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
OK, so I got a bit carried away...

BTW, what does he have against Fillipo Simeoni, who's over 2 hours behind?

ETA: Found my answer (Cycling news) "Simeoni is suing Lance for slander after Lance called him a liar after Simeoni testified against Dr Ferrari in a trial in Italy) "

bold_n_brazen · 07-23-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I am a sheep.

Baaaaaaa.

Stop it. It's too early in the morning for most of our more twisted FB Boys to be getting hard.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-23-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I am a sheep.

I am wearing my nifty yellow rubber band around my wrist (I've had it a while, and just found it in a drawer this morning as I was looking for something else.)

It goes really well with my casual Friday outfit.

Baaaaaaa.

You keep baiting Shifty.

Either that, or your kids were a bit rambunctious this morning.

I am a Lion.