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08-15-2005, 02:01 PM
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#811
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gym eddy cat
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Translation: Me big and strong. Me use heavy 55-lb dumbbells. Me don't drink coffee.
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Here I was taking it as a "life's lessons learned" |
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08-15-2005, 02:07 PM
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#812
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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gym eddy cat
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Translation: Me big and strong. Me use heavy 55-lb dumbbells. Me don't drink coffee.
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Translation: I'm a pansy runner. I prance on the treadmill for hours on end in my Danny Ainge, (circa 1984) shorts and need lots of water. Please wait while I fill my gallon jug.
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08-15-2005, 02:14 PM
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#813
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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gym eddy cat
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I'm a pansy runner. I prance on the treadmill for hours on end in my Danny Ainge, (circa 1984) shorts and need lots of water. Please wait while I fill my gallon jug.
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Translation: I don't dare wear short shorts. |
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08-15-2005, 02:21 PM
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#814
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Great start to the weekend
I was about an hour early for my flight on Friday afternoon, on the phone with balt, when I pulled up to the Hobby long term parking garage. There was an Hummer H2 in front of me, getting his little ticket thingie and waiting for the arm to go up. He pulled up a little, and he banged the top of his car on the sign that said "'7 feet". Manly Hummer Man *pshawed* and kept on driving. I pulled up to get my ticket.
A parking attendant guy came racing towards the ramp, and he asked me if the Hummer had really banged the sign. "Yeah. Is he going to get stuck?" "Oh, yeah." He raced up the ramp on foot, and I followed up the corkscrew just in time to find the Hummer trying to ram its way through a particularly low patch of the parking garage ramp. Manly Hummer Man backed up a little, revved the engine, and forced his way through. Sparks flew. I think this is when he realized that he may have just done something extraordinarily stupid, because he pulled off at the first floor and then just stopped when he saw how low the ceiling for the entire floor was.
At this point, I'm laughing hysterically, I'm explaining what's going on to balt, and I feel the need to follow the guy to see what happens next. If worse comes to worse, I can back up and go up to the next floor. Parking attendant dude is arguing with Manly Hummer Man. Manly Hummer Man has the balls to argue back with parking attendant dude, and I'm just dying laughing. Balt's beginning to worry that I'm going to get stuck behind the Hummer for quite awhile, and that my being an hour early under this particular circumstance isn't early enough. After a few minutes, I'm beginning to agree, and I back up, jump a barrier and go around the Hummer. Parking attendant guy waves me past.
Manly Hummer Man was still stuck by the time I managed to find a place to park (the parking gods were kinder than they've ever been to me in my entire airport parking life), find all the crap floating around my car that I needed to take with me, figure out how to turn three bags into two bags and lock the car.
Manly Hummer Man's Hummer was gone when I left the airport this morning, so I assume that the jaws of life showed up at some point. Or someone let the air out of the tires.
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08-15-2005, 02:27 PM
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#815
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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gym eddy cat
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I'm a pansy runner. I prance on the treadmill for hours on end in my Danny Ainge, (circa 1984) shorts and need lots of water. Please wait while I fill my gallon jug.
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Sounds like someone can't get the 75-pounders up on the incline bench. Don't worry. You'll get there. I can show you how it's done.
I don't run on treadmills. And I don't carry a water bottle.
Admittedly, the shorts are dorky.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-15-2005, 02:29 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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gym eddy cat
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sounds like someone can't get the 75-pounders up on the incline bench. Don't worry. You'll get there. I can show you how it's done.
I don't run on treadmills. And I don't carry a water bottle.
Admittedly, the shorts are dorky.
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I'm sure you wear them well. |
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08-15-2005, 02:34 PM
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#817
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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gym eddy cat
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sounds like someone can't get the 75-pounders up on the incline bench. Don't worry. You'll get there. I can show you how it's done.
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Get your Hummer out of the shop yet?
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08-15-2005, 02:37 PM
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#818
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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gym eddy cat
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sounds like someone can't get the 75-pounders up on the incline bench. Don't worry. You'll get there. I can show you how it's done.
I don't run on treadmills. And I don't carry a water bottle.
Admittedly, the shorts are dorky.
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when you run on a private farm, or your exclusive estate, funny clothes are a non-issue. The main thing is to make sure your underwear aren't too loose.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-15-2005, 02:41 PM
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#819
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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gym eddy cat
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure you wear them well.
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Thanks, but I'm not sure any man can wear them well.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-15-2005, 02:42 PM
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#820
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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gym eddy cat
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Get your Hummer out of the shop yet?
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No, and I can't get the 75-lb dumbbells up anymore. I sure sounded tough, though.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 08-15-2005 at 02:45 PM..
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08-15-2005, 02:42 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Changing the subject
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Since this week has gotten off to "dorkiest start ever" on the FB, did anybody see Franconeur's two outfield assists yesterday (both on Luis Gonzalez)? Unreal. He had to charge hard on a weird angle (both singles were towards the line and pretty slow rolling), and he came up and made absolutely perfect throws -- two of the best throws I've ever seen a RF make, and this from a guy who used to sit behind 3d base at Exhibition Stadium and watch Jesse Barfield gun down 15 guys a year trying to go from 1st-3d on a single. Franconeur has 8 outfield assists in something like 25 games in the majors this year. Move over Vlad.
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Fuckin' A. I was watching sportscenter saying "Who is this guy?" |
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08-15-2005, 02:43 PM
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#822
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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gym eddy cat
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, and I can get the 75-lb dumbbells up either anymore. I sure sounded tough, though.
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I got horny.
then again, I got horny this morning thinking about small rocks. so grain of salt. |
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08-15-2005, 02:45 PM
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#823
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Grass Running
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Silly girl. The general partner of Not Bob & Associates LLP is incorporated in the Isle of Man, and its shareholder is a Panamanian trust, the bearer certificates of which are lodged in a safe deposit in a bank located in the Marshall Islands, but chartered in Lesotho.
Shit. Since The Man may read this posting pursuant to the USA PATRIOT Act, I've got to restructure. Uh, for legitimate business purposes, of course.
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Guess who wants his money?
PS: beaten to another great Tshirt idea 
Last edited by pony_trekker; 08-15-2005 at 02:55 PM..
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08-15-2005, 02:51 PM
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#824
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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gym eddy cat
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure you wear them well.
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He also doesn't wear them well.
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08-15-2005, 02:53 PM
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#825
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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gym eddy cat
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got horny.
then again, I got horny this morning thinking about small rocks. so grain of salt.
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Tell us more about these small rocks. Rock salt? |
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