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09-19-2005, 06:45 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It was the finely diced suff, which, in my view, made it even worse.
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I can see that.
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09-19-2005, 06:45 PM
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#572
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They don't really do that here, I don't think. Do you have to pay extra for that?
eta: merde, etc.
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Dude, there's a BYO place on the water in Philly where its full nude, spread agle, dudes crumpling up dollar bills and chucking them at the chicks. Its off the charts. Its not so much a strip club as a place to wander thru and remark to yourself "Fuck, my life ain't that bad."
How bad does it have to get to find yourself jacking off in booth in a byo porn shop/club? I'd just start shooting heroin and get it all over with before I sunk to that gig.
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09-19-2005, 06:47 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, there's a BYO place on the water in Philly where its full nude, spread agle, dudes crumpling up dollar bills and chucking them at the chicks. Its off the charts. Its not so much a strip club as a place to wander thru and remark to yourself "Fuck, my life ain't that bad."
How bad does it have to get to find yourself jacking off in booth in a byo porn shop/club? I'd just start shooting heroin and get it all over with before I sunk to that gig.
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Is that the place down across from the Home Depot and Walmart?
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09-19-2005, 06:47 PM
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#574
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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3d year of law school?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They are way too polite. Is there going to be more? Or is it just a little "I think this" "well, I think this" dual article thingy? And, geez, not just assistant, but visiting, and not just visiting, but Hofstra? What is Hofstra, anyway?
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Jane, you ignorant slut . . .
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09-19-2005, 06:47 PM
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#575
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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What I Did in 3d Year of Law School
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I learned quite a bit 3rd year. Perhaps if you had matriculated to a better school you would have had an experience closer to mine.
What were your LSAT scores?
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180, according to my license plate. |
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09-19-2005, 06:49 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
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09-19-2005, 06:52 PM
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#577
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Is that the place down across from the Home Depot and Walmart?
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"The one with the green awnings and three stages... the one that still sells VHS tapes and amatuer videos... that one?!"
Yes.
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09-19-2005, 06:53 PM
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Moderator
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I refuse to explain my jokes. They are unfunny enough without that added pressure.
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You sell yourself short. You're tremendously unfunny.
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09-19-2005, 06:54 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"The one with the green awnings and three stages... the one that still sells VHS tapes and amatuer videos... that one?!"
Yes.
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It's kind of hard to miss, given that it's the size of an industrial warehouse, and it's poised betweek the aforementioned Home Depot and Walmart, and next to Ikea and Lowes. The developers must have loved that, but then at least they knew where to find the construction workers when they were late returning from their lunch breaks.
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09-19-2005, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not a fan of male strippers. Probably for the same reason. Don't. Touch. Me. I don't know where that thing has been.
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You frequent a much more casual place. The only male stripper place I was dragged to was in the same city where you cannot drink outdoors in public. So the strippers were 10 feet away behind a velvet rope and busloads of drunk women had to throw "tokens" into his g-string. NO CONTACT. Which I suppose is a good thing now that you mention it. For both sides. I can imagine busloads of drunk women can get a little grabby.
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09-19-2005, 06:56 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's kind of hard to miss, given that it's the size of an industrial warehouse, and it's poised betweek the aforementioned Home Depot and Walmart, and next to Ikea and Lowes. The developers must have loved that, but then at least they knew where to find the construction workers when they were late returning from their lunch breaks.
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You can get cd cases, file cabinets and a hand job from an 18 year old within 100 yards. Brilliant.
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09-19-2005, 06:58 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, it is sleazy. But its amusing. Overpriced childish amusement.
I don't like them touching me either, but if you're in a VIP Room and you're not accepting lap dances, you'll find yourself leaving by the collar in a damn hurry.
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I'm actually fascinated by sex workers, and I read a lot about them. (Strip City, G-Strings and Sypmathy (i'm really jealous that this was someone's doctoral disertation), Live Nude Girl). I go to the Sex Worker's Art Show when it comes into town, and I talk to a lot of the performers afterwards. The woman who won Ms. Burlesque World last year had an amazing strip-tease. And I've dated people who work (on the periphery) in the sex industry.
My interest is a little more academic than I think yours, and I think it gives me a more detachment. It also sort of ruins any mystery that might exist. My ex- used to say after watching something like 1000 hours of porn in a month, he's totally desensitized to it. Plus, he knows what goes on in the background.
I guess sometimes it's better not to go behind the curtain.
BTW, this is a blog of a stripper from New Orleans. Obviously, the last few weeks aren't that great to read about, but she's quite fascinating to read.
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09-19-2005, 06:59 PM
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Sebby Correspondences
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How bad does it have to get to find yourself jacking off in booth in a byo porn shop/club? I'd just start shooting heroin and get it all over with before I sunk to that gig.
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Section 5 (30 points)
Match the unbearable situation/degrading experience with the appropriate form of self-destruction:
1. Jacking off in BYO porn shop
2. Working mid-level managment job at insurance company
3. Visible stomach below belt line
4. Comb-over
5. Watching shopping network in stained Fruit of Loom Briefs
6. Listening to music with horns
A. Shoot heroin; get it all over with
B. French kiss business end of .44
C. Pop rocks/soda at same time
D. Eat diced pineapple from crack whore's crack
E. Draino sundae
F. Both barrels under chin, toe on trigger
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09-19-2005, 07:01 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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The Redwalls
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can get cd cases, file cabinets and a hand job from an 18 year old within 100 yards. Brilliant.
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How is that any different than a lawfirm?
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09-19-2005, 07:02 PM
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#585
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Not Bob Explains It All.
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Fixed.
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Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
That explains a lot.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
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As in, it explains why you don't like strippers -- because you have been neutered ("fixed").
Not Bob: He Cares.
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