Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Pretzels make me thirsty.

If I can get this stupid brief out the door I'm walking down to the Oregon Brewer's Festival.

You can join me, if you want.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Pretzels make me thirsty.

I like pretzels.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
No Sebby. You're totally unique. Just like all your friends.

This from point collar guy. You have less style than Donald Rumsfeld.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If I can get this stupid brief out the door I'm walking down to the Oregon Brewer's Festival.

You can join me, if you want.

If you are planning on sampling the 21st Amendment Brewery's "Watermelon Wheat," I have some pink, flat front, Michael Kors pants you can borrow.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I like pretzels.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This from point collar guy. You have less style than Donald Rumsfeld.

Ooh, playing rough. Did I hurt you to the very crotch of your trouser-tracked Hickeys?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's breath smells like dog shit.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I have a basil plant in my garden.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you are planning on sampling the 21st Amendment Brewery's "Watermelon Wheat," I have some pink, flat front, Michael Kors pants you can borrow.

I would wear those pants before I'd drink "watermelon wheat." Apparently, the stuff sells out every year. Probably a reflection of the frat party crowd that overwhelms the place at night.

If I see a cat knocking over mugs with his ginormous cock, I'll tell him Sebby says "hi."

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

If I see a cat knocking over mugs with his ginormous cock, I'll tell him Sebby says "hi."

Gee, my first instinct would have been to leave the area, rather than go engage in conversation. I am such a prude.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Gee, my first instinct would have been to leave the area, rather than go engage in conversation. I am such a prude.

that you are. you never used to be like that. what happened?

[Adder]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
A girl on my train I just discovered works at Paul Weiss and another at Shearman I may ask them to make sure.

You might want to set your standards a bit higher in your benchmarking exercise.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
that you are. you never used to be like that. what happened?

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Adder
You might want to set your standards a bit higher in your benchmarking exercise.

I'm at a loss. The only other resource I know is a Weil BX partner on my train.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
that you are. you never used to be like that. what happened?

leaving would have been a coping mechanism for him. He is still way insecure about penis size. His wife only recently saw him naked with the lights on for the first time.