The New And Improved Fashion Board - Page 164

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-30-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
WHAT???!!!! you are going to now take credit for my weight loss? wtf?

Well, there's a pretty good case to be made.

ltl/fb · 11-30-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The best way to let fats know that they are fat, and to make yourself feel better in the process, is to stare at them disgustedly and make snorting noises like hogs at the trough when they walk by. None of this "hey I'm worried about you" crap.

Talking is far less effective than SHOWING. SHOW the fats that they are not acceptable.

I hope this was helpful. Flower has been coaching me.

Maybe leave a helpful photoshop (Hank could make?) of this person's face superimposed on a really large obese pig.

No, wait. Pigs are so cute. And apparently they like to play with toys. Maybe instead of the pig, you could use either (a) Gilbert Grape's mom or (b) the woman who got stuck to her couch on Nip/Tuck.

tmdiva · 11-30-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's your ex, so you've got nothing to lose...

Apples and oranges.

For just a second here (scrolling quickly), I thought Sebby was saying he'd married TM's leftovers. Then I figured it out.

tm

NotFromHere · 11-30-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
With starlets when do they go from being drop dead gorgeous to merely attractive? Cameron back in the day was a total stunner.

Now, not so much.

You are certainly entitled to your opinion, but Cameron used to look like a ditzy bimbo. Now she looks more mature. But if you prefer the bimbo thing - that's on you.

Second, why would it irritate you that someone is praying for you? How does that affect you? If she were praying with you, that would be different.

Third, she know's she's gained weight. Do you think her waistband doesn't tell her every day that she's gained weight? When you were gaining weight I'm sure you took the opportunity to have that second helping. Did people tell you to back off? And don't use that pregnancy excuse "I'm eating for 2" because that's not fooling anyone.

Would anything anyone have said to you at the time make you stop eating what you were eating or would it have made you feel bad?

patentparanyc · 11-30-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe leave a helpful photoshop (Hank could make?) of this person's face superimposed on a really large obese pig.

No, wait. Pigs are so cute. And apparently they like to play with toys. Maybe instead of the pig, you could use either (a) Gilbert Grape's mom or (b) the woman who got stuck to her couch on Nip/Tuck.

I once worked someone who did that....it was a sea walrus. they got in deep shit for it too

ABBAKiss · 11-30-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe leave a helpful photoshop (Hank could make?) of this person's face superimposed on a really large obese pig.

No, wait. Pigs are so cute. And apparently they like to play with toys. Maybe instead of the pig, you could use either (a) Gilbert Grape's mom or (b) the woman who got stuck to her couch on Nip/Tuck.

These are really good ideas. Has Flower been coaching you too?

What time are we meeting up to go whoring around? I am really wasted right now so I can go any time.

patentparanyc · 11-30-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You are certainly entitled to your opinion, but Cameron used to look like a ditzy bimbo. Now she looks more mature. But if you prefer the bimbo thing - that's on you.

Second, why would it irritate you that someone is praying for you? How does that affect you? If she were praying with you, that would be different.

Third, she know's she's gained weight. Do you think her waistband doesn't tell her every day that she's gained weight? When you were gaining weight I'm sure you took the opportunity to have that second helping. Did people tell you to back off? And don't use that pregnancy excuse "I'm eating for 2" because that's not fooling anyone.

Would anything anyone have said to you at the time make you stop eating what you were eating or would it have made you feel bad?

No. (hanging head and feeling guilty/chastened) nothing would have stopped me and I would have felt bad/horrible/defensive.

Thanks...

ltl/fb · 11-30-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
These are really good ideas. Has Flower been coaching you too?

What time are we meeting up to go whoring around? I am really wasted right now so I can go any time.

I don't think Flower likes or respects me enough to coach me. Hank has been a big influence, though.

I am wearing $35 knee-high black boots. A kinda skeevy guy whose cube is near my office complimented them last time I wore them with a skirt. I think this is definitely prostitute-y, even though the skirt is downright demure.

Are we whoring or trolling?

patentparanyc · 11-30-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think Flower likes or respects me enough to coach me. Hank has been a big influence, though.

I am wearing $35 knee-high black boots. A kinda skeevy guy whose cube is near my office complimented them last time I wore them with a skirt. I think this is definitely prostitute-y, even though the skirt is downright demure.

Are we whoring or trolling?

why is he classified as "kind skeevy?"

Shape Shifter · 11-30-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
why is he classified as "kind skeevy?"

Hasn't made MD yet.

NotFromHere · 11-30-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think Flower likes or respects me enough to coach me. Hank has been a big influence, though.

I am wearing $35 knee-high black boots. A kinda skeevy guy whose cube is near my office complimented them last time I wore them with a skirt. I think this is definitely prostitute-y, even though the skirt is downright demure.

Are we whoring or trolling?

It is the same transaction. Just that one must happen before the other.

YOu know that every time you wear the boots with the skirt now, he think's you're trying to impress him. Just an FYI.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-30-2006, 05:28 PM

Global Orgasm Day is December 22, 2006.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/
(sfw)

Apparently it will end the war in Iraq.

ltl/fb · 11-30-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It is the same transaction. Just that one must happen before the other.

YOu know that every time you wear the boots with the skirt now, he think's you're trying to impress him. Just an FYI.

Ew. Oh well.

bold_n_brazen · 11-30-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Global Orgasm Day is December 22, 2006.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/
(sfw)

Apparently it will end the war in Iraq.

I anticipate my full participation, regardless of my feelings on the war in Iraq.

dtb · 11-30-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That depends on what you mean by friendly.

I mean wearing a form-fitting polyester dress and slinging a little ice cream.