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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why are you speaking like a cheese-eating surrender monkey? Are you one?
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Non!
I hate the French! Notwithstanding that, I like almost everything about France, well, except the smelly French.
Certainly, undisputedly, they have the best wine, food, and their women speak English in a sexy manner and are possessed of certain waif-like charms
I like to French kiss and in fairness
they did invent the bikini. And the monokini! OH and a Gaulois cigarette is better than anything the Marlboro Man is schmoking.
Yet, I still find that I hate the French. They smell and are cowardly ingrates.
I think that, perhaps, before we go to war in [edited to account for history since the first posting] Iran we should rethink our strategy. We should first ensure continued access to the vineyards of France and after we secure the vineyards, we should let the Iranians take the rest of that country in exchange for a promise to stay out of America's way in the Middle East. And we should toss in Alec Baldwin, Barbara Stresisand and Jerry Lewis too!
OH and a brief personal aside, last week I beat a Frenchie foreign exhange student at my local pub's backgammon tournament. He was the only thing standing between me and the prise money. Cheque mate! In the aftermath my 11-year old nephew, who came with me to watch, asked me if Pierre offered me his woman following the defeat. Brought the room down with laughter. Except for old Froggie.
Originally posted by Le Pen is Mightier than the Board on the Politics Board, September 08, 2002
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