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Old 06-19-2003, 12:12 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The whole "it's genetic" thing is such a fucking crutch it's absurd. Yep, that's right, and somehow only Americans have this gene, since were so homogenous and all...
What cracks me up is that they call me an ogre for having no mercy on them for being fat. Or better yet I love the fatties who say "I pity people like you who deprive themselves of the joy of eating to satisfy some unrealistic attractiveness ideal." No, fatt-ass, its YOU, not me, who is unrealistic. You think cavemen ate cheesecake? You think we're genetically wired to be couch potatoes? You and your rotund friends may appear to be the norm when you waddle about the mall downing chili dogs and Orange Julius' with abandon, but you're not. We're not fucking bears - we don't need to gorge ourselves. take a note, Tubby - you're an alpha predator with no natural enemies - you don't need to eat like the next meal is a rumor.

Also, the more you eat, the uglier you get and the less you fuck. Food vs. sex is not even a contest in my book. If I have to get lipo to look good when I'm old, so be it, but intend to keep fucking until I drop. If you're fat, no one wants to fuck you, even if you're hitched. How much sex drive can you pssobily have when you can;t even see your own genitals anymore?
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