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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
So the poop jokes suck them in (heh), and we get them to laugh at their racism and change their ways?

Uh, yeah. You want me to run down the list of Will Farrell, Jim Carey and Ben Stiller hits?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dream on, Carlton.

Close, but he was a republican. Republicans can suck it.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Fugee
I don't understand the purpose of the gold strap that crosses underneath her breasts. It seems to have neither function nor style.

It's a boob-lace, or necklace for boobs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...no there aren't. I can't remember the last time I had a black cabbie. There are a lot of black gypsy cab drivers who work in the Bronx or Brooklyn, because cabbies don't drive there and black people need cabs too.

TM

really? I'm only there a few times a year, and i like to walk when I am, but I really had a sense there was a decent percentage.

never mind my question.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob

Clearly a joke to you. Would you feel differently if you were running late for work and happened to be on that subway? Where does it say that your right to be entertained, and SBC's right to make a buck, somehow trumps my right as a commuter? These are not people who signed up for the movie. What gives Rupert Murdoch the right to make money off of them? If the purpose is comedy, why not hire actors to be the shocked commuters?

I have not read the beginning or end of this thread, but I sit here a bit stunned when I read about the rights of subway commuters not to be inconvenienced. Of all the worthy causes to be taken on, this is the one that has you all worked up? Has this rage you are feeling been welling up inside you since the early days of Candid Camera, when the rights of the innocent were first crushed so that the Man could wipe his ass with C-notes while smoking expensive cigars?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i thought you didn't like italians, or other swarthies, because they play dirty. or do you not like italian guys for that reason, but maybe like Italian girls for the same reason?

that's sidd's mom you're talking about.

(a) mia madre è 100% italiana;
(b) I love dark-skinned, dark-haired women. In fact, I prefer them(of course, I'm married to a blonde);
(3) I don't particularily like italian futbol players...not b/c they play dirty, but b/c of all of the flopping.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Have you taken good look at them lately? Not the most attractive of the bunch. Now, wills and trusts attorneys, now there's an attractive group.

I heard that it is the dream of the Italian talk show hostess to move to America and become an ERISA attorney.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fugee
I also think a dress that provided even just a little support would be more flattering to her.

She doesn't need support. Her breasts are beautiful. People think breasts need to sit up like they're on some sort of shelf, but that's ridiculous. If they're not completely fake (or they're a good job), they should hang naturally without sagging, which hers do very well.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I heard that it is the dream of the Italian talk show hostess to move to America and become an ERISA attorney.

Well, there is a pretty low barrier to entry, I suppose.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I have not read the beginning or end of this thread, but I sit here a bit stunned when I read about the rights of subway commuters not to be inconvenienced. Of all the worthy causes to be taken on, this is the one that has you all worked up? Has this rage you are feeling been welling up inside you since the early days of Candid Camera, when the rights of the innocent were first crushed so that the Man could wipe his ass with C-notes while smoking expensive cigars?

I was* going to add that I'm afraid people on the PB might discount his outrage now when he posts about the next Abu gharib.

I remember passing through Chinatown and a old lady got on and sat next to me with a bag that was flopping. after a minute she took a big fish out of the bag and started slamming it's head onto the train floor. I got scales on me, and didn't even get in a movie.

* I guess i did add that, so "was" is a poor word choice. I didn't edit to remind everyone to be vigilent in crafting their posts.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Fugee
I don't understand the purpose of the gold strap that crosses underneath her breasts. It seems to have neither function nor style.

to keep the two sides of the dress from completely* falling outside her breasts?

*i.e., from 95% to 100%.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
People think breasts need to sit up like they're on some sort of shelf, but that's ridiculous.

Only because people are generally unwilling to wear shirts/dresses that are open below the breasts, making some sort of push-up/shelf mechanism the only way to show the world. But that's ridiculous.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Well, there is a pretty low barrier to entry, I suppose.

If you are a foreigner, you can only become an ERISA attorney if you have nice hooters. It's in the rules.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

* I guess i did add that, so "was" is a poor word choice. I didn't edit to remind everyone to be vigilent in crafting their posts.

Well played. As it now stands, your post serves as a sobering reminder to both seasoned Old Skoolers and lurking potential Newbers.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh, yeah. You want me to run down the list of Will Farrell, Jim Carey and Ben Stiller hits?

All made with actors.

And you called me Chinaski. That was stone cold, man.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Only because people are generally unwilling to wear shirts/dresses that are open below the breasts, making some sort of push-up/shelf mechanism the only way to show the world. But that's ridiculous.

I agree. Maybe it's because sexual harassment is so prevalent these days. It might be a good idea for us all to review a baseline corporate harassment policy.



TM