Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

Replaced_Texan · 11-07-2003, 04:38 PM

Welcome to the new new fashion thread!

notcasesensitive · 11-07-2003, 04:41 PM

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Welcome to the new new fashion thread!

Did you usurp Ty's rights? Or did calmer heads prevail and realize that all power for creation of FB threads should remain in the great state of Texas?

Shape Shifter · 11-07-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Welcome to the new new fashion thread!

I thought it wasn't until 10k.

Replaced_Texan · 11-07-2003, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Did you usurp Ty's rights? Or did calmer heads prevail and realize that all power for creation of FB threads should remain in the great state of Texas?

Hey, he had ten minutes to close the old thread and open a new one! Did he take the opportunity? No. I didn't want us to get any more unwieldy than necessary.

Of course I may be five years too late for that.

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-07-2003, 04:45 PM

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Hey, he had ten minutes to close the old thread and open a new one! Did he take the opportunity? No. I didn't want us to get any more unwieldy than necessary.

Of course I may be five years too late for that.

Revenge will be mine.

I didn't even realize that I was supposed to go and do that immediately. Damn. Thanks for having my back, ncs.

Atticus Grinch · 11-07-2003, 04:46 PM

I'm not versed in the rules governing gilt sandals. The image the very words conjure is of Jaclyn Smith circa 1977 twirling on a disco floor in a diaphanous baby blue dress.

A(actually, for some reason it called to mind the image of the footrace between Atalanta and Melanion, but I figured Jaclyn Smith was more accessable)G

NotFromHere · 11-07-2003, 04:47 PM

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[i]This is certainly promising enough to move him up to Little River Band levels. Did he introduce any of the girls to coworkers? Take them to parties?

Well if he did that I'm pretty sure that would have ruined the "not getting caught" portion of HIS evil plan.

Isn't it enough that he took them to work, left them in the parking lot (eww), took them out for a quickie at lunch and brought them back (eww).

There's even a section on maggots, but I'm leaving that out.

But there's more - he says that it's tough to get a hard-on with a cold body, so eventually he quit this practice.

Oh and there's the time when he went to go "visit" one of his victims in the woods and did it with her while his kid was sleeping in the truck 30 feet away.

Any better yet?

Shape Shifter · 11-07-2003, 04:48 PM

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I thought it wasn't until 10k.

And I completely missed my personal k. It is reprinted in its entirety here, for those of you scoring at home:

I tried and it didn't work. I couldn't get the lid of the trunk shut. She packs a mighty kick for someone who's tied up.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 11-07-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
A(actually, for some reason it called to mind the image of the footrace between Atalanta and Melanion, but I figured Jaclyn Smith was more accessable)G

Free To Be You and Me?

Shape Shifter · 11-07-2003, 04:52 PM

"Five boys who attend a New York high school for gay and lesbian students are accused of dressing as female prostitutes and robbing unsuspecting customers, police say."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...crime_students

If they had only chosen a mascot . . .

Atticus Grinch · 11-07-2003, 05:10 PM

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Free To Be You and Me?

From the way Alan Alda and Marlo Thomas so breathlessly told that story, I can imagine them falling to the floor and humping like bunnies as they finished. Phil probably watched.

Thanks to FTBU&M, I think I was the only non-sports fan in America to have heard of Rosey Grier before he took OJ's confession.

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-07-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
From the way Alan Alda and Marlo Thomas so breathlessly told that story, I can imagine them falling to the floor and humping like bunnies as they finished. Phil probably watched.

Thanks to FTBU&M, I think I was the only non-sports fan in America to have heard of Rosey Grier before he took OJ's confession.

If you are suggesting that only sports fans listened to FTBU&M, well, I think you're wrong.

cheval de frise · 11-07-2003, 05:15 PM

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I am firewalled from the freak show website at this job.

This is demonstrably untrue.

CDF (without you, this site wouldn't BE a freakshow)

ltl/fb · 11-07-2003, 05:16 PM

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If you are suggesting that only sports fans listened to FTBU&M, well, I think you're wrong.

And wrong at least twice. I thought everyone had heard of Rosey Grier. Or was familiar with the name. I don't remember it coming from FTBU&M but I know the name and am not a sports person so it must be that.

Who did the bit on the two newborns looking in their diapers?

str8outavannuys · 11-07-2003, 05:24 PM

A pro pos of nothing, I really miss Mike and the Mad Dog.

Mad Dog: Ok, this week the Giants have the Falcons.
Mike: Win.
Mad Dog: Then, at Philly
Mike: Loss.
Mad Dog: At Tampa.
Mike: Say 1-1 over those 2.
Mad Dog: Ok, 6-5. Then Buffalo
Mike: Win
Mad Dog: Home against Washington
Mike: Win. So they're 8-5. What's Dallas going to be at that point?

etc. etc. Ahhh, I miss it so.