Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[john123]

Originally posted by Not Me
Exactly. It is much better to not get all stretched out to begin with.

2.

PLus, kids would just burden our sCHwingin' lifestyle!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Me

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961/

• AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Body piercing and tattoos make way. The latest fashion trend to hit the Netherlands is eyeball jewelry.
  

For the last time, please stop talking to yourself, it's a sign. Or a precursor.
And please try to keep up. Eyeball jewelry is so 2 weeks ago.
here

edited to remove creepy picture

[Dualit]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
One warning though, having sex on it the first few times felt weird...the way it doesn't immediatealy bounce back takes a litte getting used to for whomever is on top. I'd say it's an A+ sleeping mattress and a B/B- fucking mattress. So, if you lie on one in teh store, make sure to simulate your favorite sex positions to see if you like it.

We'll be sure to bring a camera to record our "shopping" experience. In yet another career-limiting move, I promise to post the pictures on the Adult Board. I never wanted that General Counsel position (is it like the missionary position?) anyway.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Based purely on teh fact that entire babies come through there, and I have heard that women enjoy sex even after having a baby, I think that there's a bouncing back of any stretching that occurs. A baby would seem to me to be larger than most any two penises.

Other orifices also "bounce back." Trust me.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Not Me
If only.

Yeah but they have huge fucking cooters and worse yet, some of them cannot hold their shit in their ass. Hell, some homosexual men cannot hold their shit in their ass from all the tears to their anus from anal sex.

The women with the huge cooters would get the operation if they could afford it. They would get their tits lifted up, too.

http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3324.htm
[SPREE - clinical pictures of vaginas being operated on to make them smaller]

http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature...ina/print.html
[SPREE - Salon.com story on designer vaginas.]

You are sooooo hot. Are you Asian?

ETA my first hat trick. Penske would be so proud.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Dualit
You are sooooo hot. Are you Asian?

Are you male?

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Not Me
Are you male?

You wound me! Life no longer has meaning.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Dualit
You wound me!

Is that a yes or a no?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dualit
Other orifices also "bounce back." Trust me.

I trust you. No contrast was intended. Tranquility.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I trust you.

A surprisingly high number of women are left with pelvic floor laxity that worsens with age leading to urinary incontinence or worse, uterine prolapse.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Not Me
A surprisingly high number of women are left with pelvic floor laxity that worsens with age leading to urinary incontinence or worse, uterine prolapse.

That is so hot.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Nope, just twenty minutes. I cant have back to back to back to back to back chicks singing ballads. I figured fifty votes for [John Stevens] was fifty votes against Diana or Latoya Laundry or hopefully Jasmine. George got about twenty five votes since I figure he wont be gone, even if he is bottom three. And those are also votes agasint fast forward triumverate.

If I could reach my hand through the computer screen and over the internet, I'd smack your face.

I was out last night and didn't get home until after the phone lines were closed so I couldn't get in my usual pile of votes for the 3 Divas. There is something seriously wrong with the process when the 3 best singers in the competition were the bottom 3 vote getters.

I love John Stevens and his different style but he is at least 3 years of maturing voice, experience, and developing stage presence away from being the equal of any of LaToya, Fantasia or Jennifer. Do the poor kid a favor and stop voting for him. He looked devastated that someone who is so obviously a better singer than he is was voted out before him. It is no favor to him to keep him in when he knows that he should have gone.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
That is so hot.

Well there is more where that came from:

http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3291.htm
http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic629.htm
[SPREE - medical references discussing cooters and such]

If you want really hot (not!):

http://www.bettydodson.com/subgenit.htm
[SPREE - not work appropriate. Naked cooters]

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Fugee
If I could reach my hand through the computer screen and over the internet, I'd smack your face.

Yeah, me too.

Stupid white people.

tm

[Fugee]

I'm shopping for a new bed and really liked this Intelli-Bed one. http://www.intellibed.com There aren't any stores in the East but they have a 60-day money-back guarantee so you could always try to see if you like it.

The store had Select Comfort and Temper-Pedic mattresses for comparison and Intelli-bed was significantly more comfortable for me. The Temper-Pedic isn't good if you toss and turn as I do because every time you move you have to wait for the foam to conform to you.

I'd love to have a bedroom large enough for a chaise. If the rest of your furniture is more traditional, maybe this chaise would work:
But this one is more fun:
This site has several other interesting chaises.