Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What kind of crappy repetitiveness is this?

Why the crappy repetitive kind, of course.

Hi fringey. Are you still batshit crazy?

[john123]

Originally posted by ironweed
I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about, but it's revolting.

P.S. Re: "bottle knocker over" & "bagging the betties" -- I want my copy of Cab Calloway's Dictionary Of Hepcat Slang back, like, yesterday, ok?

Translation: Meow.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by john123
Translation: Meow.

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Originally posted by john123
Translation: Meow.

Why hello there yourself.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
You call that living? You are such a Junior G-Man.

And you are a pitiful moron. You are an embarassment not only to yourself, but to your family, co-workers, acquaintances, people you pass on the street, and the occasional Siberian recluse. Your mere presence so dramatically lowers the level of discourse, it would be laughable if it were not so gut-wrenchingly sad. Your inescapable imbecility is like a virus, infecting all around you and poisoning the very well of the internet as surely as if you had cyber-thrown a virtual dead horse into it. You need to get a fucking life, and if you somehow manage to do that, then you need to get a fucking minimum wage job so you can scrape together your pennies and buy yourself a fucking clue.

Even your avatar is pathetically idiotic. The Celtics are a basketball team, not a football team, you clutter-brained bumblefuck.

[Been There, Done That]

Originally posted by ironweed
Why hello there yourself.

I don't even know who you are anymore.

[tmdiva]

I happened to catch her latest video over the weekend, and while I don't necessarily have an opinion about whether her breasts have been surgically altered, it did strike me that she is a leading celebrity candidate for AIS. She's got the usual signs--large breasts, narrow hips, masculine features (seriously, she looks like a man, baby). If she actually manages to become pregnant at some point, I'll eat my hat.

tm

PS Had a lovely weekend in TCOTU, but I didn't do opera on this trip. I did, however, manage to eat at some lovely restaurants (Park Avenue Cafe, Molyvos, L'Impero, The Boat House, Esca, and Ilo), and see two Bway shows: The Man from Oz and Avenue Q. I heartily recommend them both--particularly Avenue Q.

[panjabi GA]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And you are a pitiful moron. You are an embarassment not only to yourself, but to your family, co-workers, acquaintances, people you pass on the street, and the occasional Siberian recluse. Your mere presence so dramatically lowers the level of discourse, it would be laughable if it were not so gut-wrenchingly sad. Your inescapable imbecility is like a virus, infecting all around you and poisoning the very well of the internet as surely as if you had cyber-thrown a virtual dead horse into it. You need to get a fucking life, and if you somehow manage to do that, then you need to get a fucking minimum wage job so you can scrape together your pennies and buy yourself a fucking clue.

Even your avatar is pathetically idiotic. The Celtics are a basketball team, not a football team, you clutter-brained bumblefuck.

Namaste!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
but there's no mom on the planet that could prevent a 12-14 year old boy from masturbating.

Maybe so, but for one summer there Spooky's mom really cut down the ole frequency for me and a few of my friends

[bold_n_brazen]

I love love love the new ESPN ad for the NCAA Championships. I am particularly fond of the fact that it features both the Division I and Division III lacrosse champions. You see Syracuse jerseys on TV all the time, but I don't think I've ever seen a Nazareth jersey before.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dude, what kind of weed have you been smoking. Apparently not good weed, because this movie is funny after smoking good weed. But then I have found Crankyankers amusing after a couple of bong hits, so I guess I see your point. I still like the "comb the desert" bit.

it was Flower who said anyone who wastes good drugs to {delete} [play miniture golf] {insert} [watch Spaceballs] simply does not deserve the drugs- I believe he proposed have the drugs taken away forceably in such a case.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Even your avatar is pathetically idiotic. The Celtics are a basketball team, not a football team, you clutter-brained bumblefuck.

Clutter-brained bumblefuck's click here

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Clutter-brained bumblefuck's click here

I did not really read it, but I have no idea what that soccer web site has to do with the fact that Ironweed things the Boston Celtics are a football team. Is everyone smoking pot here?

[john123]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe so, but for one summer there Spooky's mom really cut down the ole frequency for me and a few of my friends

Translation: Spooky's mom took away our stash of National Geographics.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I did not really read it, but I have no idea what that soccer web site has to do with the fact that Ironweed things the Boston Celtics are a football team. Is everyone smoking pot here?

I wish. Mine was forcibly removed. Fucking hippynazis.