Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Big Cock Sock]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wonder if he wanted you to take it all at once.

TM

That's the kind of girl I'm looking for.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Knowing the drug reps who get good samples = good.
Knowing the doctors that they give those samples to regularly = even better.
Knowing some of both = best.

Knowing that your big breasted and not highly intelligent friend just sold her $400k condo so she could take a higher-paying promotion in Boston and work 20 hours a week = depressing.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Knowing that your big breasted and not highly intelligent friend just sold her $400k condo so she could take a higher-paying promotion in Boston and work 20 hours a week = depressing.

Sequels is moving?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sequels is moving?

He was talking about his roomie...Fred.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He was talking about his roomie...Fred.

TM

Fred's got some big titties.

Luckily, Sebby's the one with the 85" TV.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fred's got some big titties.

Luckily, Sebby's the one with the 85" TV.

Awfully tall for a cross-dresser. Is that in heels?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Awfully tall for a cross-dresser. Is that in heels?

Ask him. He's just into him/her to piss off the Catholics.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pass the blow pops, hold the floss.

Please save the pictures of yo momma for the next Breasticle Day.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do they ALL have fake teeth? Is everyone getting porcelain? B/c I still have my real teeth.

If they are San Antonio born and bred, the teeth are probably actually fake.

[NotFromHere]

In the spirit of BET's Uncut and Playboy's Buckwild, the Playboy network plans to start a block of hip-hop programming called “H.Y.P.E” later this year, as a precursor for a network of the same name. Lloyd Banks of G-Unit, fronted by 50 Cent, says uncensored videos allow the artists to make videos that mirror the content of their lyrics, which typically carry a parental advisory.

“If we were to shoot the 'Groupie Love’ video, there would have to be an 'Uncut’ video. If you’re not thinking of sexual acts, there’s something wrong with you,” says Banks, who’s coming out with an “interactive” porn DVD later this year that allows the viewer to choose what sex acts women do.

Hmm. Interactive sex videos. I wonder if they come with any toys. That could be a new market. Videos with toys.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4671829/

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In the spirit of BET's Uncut and Playboy's Buckwild, the Playboy network plans to start a block of hip-hop programming called “H.Y.P.E” later this year, as a precursor for a network of the same name. Lloyd Banks of G-Unit, fronted by 50 Cent, says uncensored videos allow the artists to make videos that mirror the content of their lyrics, which typically carry a parental advisory.

“If we were to shoot the 'Groupie Love’ video, there would have to be an 'Uncut’ video. If you’re not thinking of sexual acts, there’s something wrong with you,” says Banks, who’s coming out with an “interactive” porn DVD later this year that allows the viewer to choose what sex acts women do.

Hmm. Interactive sex videos. I wonder if they come with any toys. That could be a new market. Videos with toys.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4671829/

Isn't Ashcroft having the Justice Dept do a big crackdown on anything at all porn-like? Hmmmmm.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't Ashcroft having the Justice Dept do a big crackdown on anything at all porn-like? Hmmmmm.

Yeah, funny how the pendulum swings. This is what Big Boi says about BET's Uncut...Even Big Boi of OutKast — an avid strip-clubber who had a stripper pole built into his house — has been taken aback by some of the content.

“Some of it is getting really distasteful — it’s like giving it a bad taste, it’s really exploiting women,” he says. “What they’re doing now it’s kind of like soft porn. I saw some (stuff) the other day. ... I didn’t even know they could do that on TV.”

And yet, Janet Jackson's breast caused so much hubub.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation:

Pass the blow pops, hold the floss.



TM

Dude, I am back to feeling very, very, very sick. I would rather do the sex to a fat than to a bad teeth. Yick.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Dude, I am back to feeling very, very, very sick. I would rather do the sex to a fat than to a bad teeth. Yick.

And yet, you had to make that picture show again. Even after I said I was nauseated earlier. You are a cruel and heartless woman.

[LessinSF]

With thanks to Pepper - http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html (a unified theory of male/female relationships)