Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Even better, I go crazy when the BF gives me ass a little tongue play.

Ironweed, is that you?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, she was always white trash. Now she is justover the hill white trash. What amazes me is that she managed to simultaneously develop a fat face and smile lines. I dont understand what is going on with her pants. It appeasr that Sheryl Crow, the mother of all spinsters, was correct, god love her.

Sheryl Crow said that it's tacky to wear purple mesh thongs with a red skirt?

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What's the male version of camel toe called?

I had an ex who had a problem with his pants doing this. I called it "the scrot splitta". I am not sure if that is an actual term though.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Pot. Kettle.

steam engine

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
steam engine

If you think you can....think again.

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
If you think you can....think again.

Huhnhnhnhn?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Paddle Mybuttocks
Huhnhnhnhn?

Who knew that the Star Wars Kid was a Bucks fan?

[Whack Mybuttski]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Who knew that the Star Wars Kid was a Bucks fan?

I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.......

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Whack Mybuttski
I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.......

Here's what's weird to me....
I'm basically a nuisance sock. Sure, lot's of the truly funny like me, and I could claim to be the comic's comic, but that wouldn't be truly accurate. In the end, i'm a nuisance sock- nothing more. I may make ____ laugh, but my sole goal is to make ___ cry.

I accept my role, but then someone makes a tribute sock to me. It was a bad tribute sock in that it took about 4 months before I realized that's what it was, but still- a tribute sock to what is functionally a virus? I know the legal profession causes people to do weird shit, like say Gatti, who beats off to Tiger Beat magazine- everyone does what they want to do, but still, why a Hank sock?
I was confused, but then there's a mock on the spank sock- paddle- now a mock on the mock?

I'm the joke. Why the need for 1 follow-up, let alone 3?

[Whack Mybuttski]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Here's what's weird to me.... Why the need for 1 follow-up, let alone 3?

A ways back I would get pervey calls on my cell a lot. Heavy breathing and sometimes “uhh uhhh uhhhh”. From the start I knew it was my mate Arthur and would hit up his number and say “yobeetch, can you hear you ME now?” Usually, he would respond with a rowdy, “SHIT! YA BUGGER!” and hang up on my arse.

That's the fax, Jack.

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by Whack Mybuttski
I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.......

I think it's great. A tribute sock for a tribute sock.

And Hank, don't feel bad because you didn't recognize me as a tribute sock - you don't notice a lot of things.

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
I think it's great. A tribute sock for a tribute sock.

And Hank, don't feel bad because you didn't recognize me as a tribute sock - you don't notice a lot of things.

2. I can't wait to see how this thing ends.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Apropos of Nothing
Aprop... uh, I know that is so 2001, but I finally watched "The Office" (I rented season one on DVD from Blockbuster), and I am left with this one burning question .....

In all of the FB discussions of the show, why hasn't there been more emphasis on the incredible hotness of David's boss Jennifer? I am stupefied.

By her hotness. And the lack of discussion of same. Mostly her hotness, though.

Jennifer's not hot. The rather promiscuous new-girl staying at David's was hot. HOT. HOT HOT HOT.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why would this be me? Does it post in my distinct style? And yo know I would have chosen Holly as my reality ho. But thanks for playing. Oh, and whiff~~~~!!!

speaking of reality tv, it really annoys me when Adria refers to herself in the third person. bitch please.

Ahhhh Adria. She's Jase, without the redeeming qualities. I'm stunned that after getting rid of the most interesting people week after week after week, the show remains watchable. Damn you Endemol. Damn you to hell.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Here's what's weird to me....I'm basically a nuisance sock. .

I accept my role, but then someone makes a tribute sock to me. It was a bad tribute sock in that it took about 4 months before I realized that's what it was, but still- a tribute sock to what is functionally a virus?

Guess you're now iconic.