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Hank Chinaski · 02-17-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
food

In Canada, every mile or so is a Tim Horton's, and they have a chocolate frosted donut with cream frosting filling called an angel cream- its to die. plus the coffee is really good. Do you do international law?

ltl/fb · 02-17-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
In Canada, every mile or so is a Tim Horton's, and they have a chocolate frosted donut with cream frosting filling called an angel cream- its to die. plus the coffee is really good.

Mmmmm, one in each fist.

Hank Chinaski · 02-17-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mmmmm, one in each fist.

penny wise- pound foolish

if you buy 12 they give you the thirteeth free- WTTW!

str8outavannuys · 02-17-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Fuck, now I will have to cross you off my crush list.

In other TiVo news, ever since I recorded "Hookers at the Point: Five Years Later" to see what those crazy whores are up to (Damn, DeeDee, you're still tricking for $20!?!), TiVo has been recording all this softcore porn for me. Like Real Sex and some documentary on HBO about that dude who does mass public nudes. There were some hot chicks in that one, though. I think that I saw robust's puppies.

Someone should do a documentary about the guy who made Hookers at the Point. I just love that guy's voice and diction and overall style. He really seems involved in his subject matter too.

Lasting memory from those docs is the john who, during sex, promised to put the ho on his pension plan.

Tyrone Slothrop · 02-17-2005, 10:22 PM

"He was very nervous, wearing loose fitting shorts with no other clothing, and he had a tremendous amount of Vaseline covering his entire body and the interior of his vehicle," Lansdale police officer George Johnson wrote in the criminal complaint.

(spree: work-safe, unless you read it aloud)

bilmore · 02-17-2005, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"He was very nervous, wearing loose fitting shorts with no other clothing, and he had a tremendous amount of Vaseline covering his entire body and the interior of his vehicle," Lansdale police officer George Johnson wrote in the criminal complaint.

(spree: work-safe, unless you read it aloud)

It said:

"When questioned by police, he admitted to having a problem masturbating in public places, according to court documents."

I think they phrased that wrong.

Hank Chinaski · 02-17-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
It said:

"When questioned by police, he admitted to having a problem masturbating in public places, according to court documents."

I think they phrased that wrong.

Good quote, but I believe the reason Ty posted this was to show how one typical soccer fan behaves.

Adder · 02-17-2005, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok - she's a retard, but leaving that aside, it kind of raises a point. I have 2 citizenships and may soon have three. I just call myself Canadian because that's the place I feel like I am a citizen of, even though I don't live there. If she feels equally a part of both places, she may as well hyphenate.

Actually if I become a citizen I am going to insist on being referred to as Franco-American, because of spaghetti-os.

Nothing says France like fake pasta in fate tomato sauce....

Adder · 02-17-2005, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Of course. I'm a flat chested spinster who's having a bad week at work. I really need to get to the gym tonight to run some of this stress off.

There are better ways of dealing with that...

Ad(not that I would know)der

Adder · 02-18-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Disregard her butterface:

You look at that and wonder about the abs? How about the grotesque fake breasts? You don't wonder if too much breast augmentation is a bad thing?

SlaveNoMore · 02-18-2005, 12:54 AM

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Adder
You look at that and wonder about the abs? How about the grotesque fake breasts? You don't wonder if too much breast augmentation is a bad thing?

Fag

Atticus Grinch · 02-18-2005, 03:19 AM

Driver tosses lit cigarette; ignites own Expedition.*

Adventurous Hummer owner to be charged under Arizona's new "stupid motorist" law for cost of water rescue.

*I've said it before: Smokers often claim they are good and considerate citizens who never impose the consequences of their habit on others, and yet I haven't seen a car ashtray used for its intended purpose since my grandmother died.

(Of cancer.)

etfp

Atticus Grinch · 02-18-2005, 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Nuke the Haight!!!!

If you can pull this off without irradiating Duboce Triangle, I will supply the men and the financing.

Atticus Grinch · 02-18-2005, 04:04 AM

American GIs with combat PTSD are being given X in clinical trials.

The existing drug-assisted therapy sessions last up to eight hours, during music is played. The patients swallow a capsule containing a placebo or 125mg of MDMA - about the same or a little more than a typical ecstasy tablet.

Atticus Grinch · 02-18-2005, 04:24 AM

48% of British men surveyed admitted to having fallen asleep during sex.

Anyone willing to cop to this? I, for one, cannot. God knows I love to sleep, but lacking the wherewithal to drop your goo and then nod off is simply inexcusable. I blame the stultifying effects of the welfare state, and the clearly degenerating standard of British femininity.

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