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NotFromHere · 05-09-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Speaking of the gay campaign against children, why aren't the Jesus Freaks picketing Count Chocula & Co. A pink Frankenfruit and flagrantly limpwristed powder blue Aging-Queen Ghost? That cereal sounds like a witches brew... you get gayness and the diabetes.

It's because he's not openly gay - like Spongebob.
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-09-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's because he's not openly gay - like Spongebob.
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

I don't get why they think Spongebob is gay. If anything, he's bi, because he totally has a crush on Sandy.

Hank Chinaski · 05-09-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't get why they think Spongebob is gay. If anything, he's bi, because he totally has a crush on Sandy.

Crabs serve and eat crab burgers. The sickness in that shows goes far beyond any sexual orientation issues.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-09-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Crabs serve and eat crab burgers. The sickness in that shows goes far beyond any sexual orientation issues.

Jesus, Hank - it's fake crab - that's why they spell it with a K.

dtb · 05-09-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's because he's not openly gay - like Spongebob.
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

For the last time, SPONGEBOB IS NOT A GAY!!!

Squidward, on the other hand, is totally gay.

ETA: GWNC has my proxy on all things SpongeBob related. Thank you Gwink.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-09-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Crabs serve and eat crab burgers. The sickness in that shows goes far beyond any sexual orientation issues.

The sickest by far was the Smurfs. Smurfette was obviously a festering pit of STDs. Unless you buy the ludicrous fiction that those carefree little faeries/nymphs/gnomes (or unholy mix of the three) religiously practiced safe sex.

I'm not touching the Keebler Elves. The only question in that tree city on Friday at 11 was who was caboose and who was engine.

05-09-2005, 04:50 PM

and NFH didn't tell us? I am guessing she went the "Lowered Standard " route.

She is like, really self absorbed and like unaware in this article.

And I thought her dad produced "House of Mrith" so she could have a role in a parker posey flick?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/ar...tml?oref=login

notcasesensitive · 05-09-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Jesus, Hank - it's fake crab - that's why they spell it with a K.

I thought that was a Paigow post. Furthering my theory that Hank posts like the Princess when he has that particular avatar.

Google taught me that Busta Rhymes incorporated my pill song into one of his songs at some point. I think I need to check that out (though I'm not sure why someone would tinker with perfection).

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-09-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's because he's not openly gay - like Spongebob.
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

The Krispie guys were brothers. That'd be inccest. A nod, of course, the the ancient Egyptians, whose society the Birlderbergers secretly seek to reestablish.

05-09-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
A ghost in a chapeau? Please.

Where did you find a picture of PLF's last brain cell? Judging by the outfit it's the one he uses to fantasize about his other hero, Serge Gainsbourg .

Pretty Little Flower · 05-09-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, I am totally not gay, despite the spin classes, tight pants, blah blah blah.

I must confess with respect to the Rice Krispies guys, however, that I do have a certain fondness for the way their tight little asses feel when I slide in my writhing love anaconda.

notcasesensitive · 05-09-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
and NFH didn't tell us? I am guessing she went the "Lowered Standard " route.

She is like, really self absorbed and like unaware in this article.

And I thought her dad produced "House of Mrith" so she could have a role in a parker posey flick?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/ar...tml?oref=login

What rock were you under for the 6 weeks that her wedding photos made the cheesey magazine circuit? Alas I never saw the cellulite pics.

Paddle Mybuttocks · 05-09-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
are you guys Spank Myasski and Whack Mypantski?

I'm neither, but what about me, Paddle Mybuttocks, the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage of hank sock?

Alex_de_Large · 05-09-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The sickest by far was the Smurfs. Smurfette was obviously a festering pit of STDs. Unless you buy the ludicrous fiction that those carefree little faeries/nymphs/gnomes (or unholy mix of the three) religiously practiced safe sex.

I'm not touching the Keebler Elves. The only question in that tree city on Friday at 11 was who was caboose and who was engine.

I remember seeing an animated smurfette gangbang SWFlash vid making its way about the Interweb a few years ago...

Pretty Little Flower · 05-09-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Where did you find a picture of PLF's last brain cell? Judging by the outfit it's the one he uses to fantasize about his other hero, Serge Gainsbourg .

Jesus, that was a weak post, even for you. If you don't score some points soon, we're going to have to relegate you back to Infirm.